Breaking Bad

Previously on AMC's Breaking Bad...

I need you all outside to do some wipe outs.

Wipe down this!

I heard you broke new ground today.

I walked 16 feet in 20 minutes. Yeah, I guess I broke new ground.

You worked here four years. It's a story people would believe.

This is what we buy.

Slow down. Oh God!

At the first opportunity Gus will kill us.

So? How does it look?

You mean, in do I see it?

Yes.

Do you see it?

Basically, any lawman worth his salt's

going to spot that, yeah.

Assuming that's a deal breaker?

Yes. It's a deal breaker.

Well, if stealth is what you're aspiring to,

you best go with something more compact--

.38 Special,

snub nose.

Got a concealed hammer

so it doesn't catch on your belt when you draw.

Tried and true, no nonsense about it.

Five shots? Yep.

Automatic has how many?

Ten in the mag, one in the chamber.

If you can't get it done with five,

then you're into spraying prey,

in which case I wouldn't count on another six

closing the deal.

You load that with 158 grain hollow points

instead of your standard wad cutters.

It's got plenty of stopping power.

Can't get more dependable than a wheel gun.

Here. Um...

Try it on with this.

That snub, you'll conceal real nice

if you carry it I-W-B.

Little harder to draw from,

but there's really no substitute

if you're intent of fooling a vigilant eye.

Comes in polymer, too.

I prefer the feel of leather.

Old school, I guess.

Yeah, um...

You sure it's on the correct side?

If you're right-handed, it is.

I don't know, ma-- Are you sure

because maybe it'll feel better on the left side.

General rule-- You don't want to cross draw,

not unless you're going to be sitting,

you know, store clerks, card gamers and such.

Either way you're going to want to practice your draw...

a lot...

because if you're all fingers,

well, it might could be him

keeping a piece instead of you.

Catch my drift?

What's this?

That there is why you're going to pay me

five times what you'd pay your neighborhood gun store.

Serial number has been filed off.

So...

to state the obvious,

I don't want to be caught with this on me.

No, sir, to state the obvious, you don't.

You know, Mister, I've been providing my services

for the past 30-odd years.

You'd think in that time

I'd learn better than to ask a man his business,

especially about one referred by the lawyer,

but I do feel the urge to ask you,

we strictly talking defense here?

Yes, absolutely defense.

Why?

Because if it's just personal protection,

aside from a bucket of money,

you'd save yourself a potential felony two-spot

for carrying a weapon with a defaced serial number

if you'd just buy it legally.

Yeah, but...

if you did have to use it,

wouldn't it still be better

to use one that couldn't be traced?

This is the west, boss.

New Mexico's not a retreat jurisdiction.

Man steps to you bent on doing bodily harm,

you've got every right to plant your feet

and shoot to kill.

Some call it a moral right,

and I do include myself within that class.

All this to say

I'm happy to take your money,

but if you're not a convicted felon,

you might best be advised

to bear your arms within the confines of the law.

It's for defense.

Defense.

I'll take it.

Thanks, Bonnie.

Jesse.

What's up, brother?

Dude, it sounds like an earthquake out there.

Yeah. New sound system.

Whoa! Check it out.

Bodacious subwoofers, yo!

Serious cannons.

18-inchers, six of them.

Aluminum columns

so they're really, really like,

uh, sonically neutral.

Tweeters are killers, too.

Dig all them lines jumping around.

Psychedelic.

Kind of like just want to stare at them.

Hmm. Yeah, man.

Totally makes me want to crank old Savage

and blaze one.

It's got, like, parametric equalization.

Automatically adjusts the levels

to changes in, like, air pressure and whatnot.

It's a totally digital vacuum tube amp

which is by far the best anti-distortion-wise.

It's 120 decibels without breaking a sweat.

Hold on to your hats, bitches.

Hey, man, I saw Andrea at a meeting yesterday.

She asked about you.

Thanks, man, but, uh...

12 steps and all that.

Seriously?

Maybe just a little bump.

Left 4 Dead, yo,

the way them bitches get all cranial

when you cap them in the head.

It's like booyah!

No, no, no, man.

Resident Evil 4 takes it by a long shot.

Aw, please, brother, you're fronting.

No, man, seriously.

That chick, the one you got to rescue,

she's smokin', bro,

and then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth,

so how can you not be dipping into that?

Talk about inspiring a brother to kick some zombie ass!

They're trying to eat your brain, bro.

A dude don't need no more motivation.

That's a fair point, I guess.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Call of Duty, World at War-- Zombie mode.

Now, that's the bomb, man.

Think on it, bro.

They're not just zombies.

They're Nazi zombies.

Nazi zombies.

Yeah, man. S.S. Waffen troopers, too,

which are, like, the baddest ass Nazis

of the whole Nazi family!

Zombies are dead, man.

What difference does it make

what their job was when they was living?

Dude, you are so historically retarded.

Nazi zombies don't want to eat you

just because they're craving the protein.

They do it because--

They do it because they hate Americans, man.

Talibans-- They're the Talibans

of the zombie world.

I played the game, bro.

They ain't exactly fleet of foot.

Ohh! I'm saying where's the challenge?

At least the zombies in Left 4 Dead

clock a respectable 40.

You got to lead them and shit.

Dude, that's because they're not even zombies!

They're just infected.

They got, like, this rage virus.

Amps them up like they've been smoking the schwag!

Apples and oranges, bro.

Totally unfair to compare the two.

Yo, Jesse,

where do you come out on all this?

Ha ha! Ohh...

Agree, totally.

Did that just happen?

Damn, man.

It's quiet.

You know what this-- This place needs?

Ohh.

You okay?

Fine.

Can't you sleep?

Actually, yes, Marie. This is me sleeping.

What's it look like?

Looks like you're looking at a rock

at...2:24 in the morning.

This is not a rock. This is a mineral,