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Aren't they sweet?

He is awfully cute,

but I'm not sure.

Well, look around, you know.

If you have any questions,

let me know.

And we're here

every Wednesday.

Oh! Excuse me. Have fun!

Hello?

Carol Peters.

I've an amazing

opportunity for you.

Denny, I am working.

Oh, yeah? What are you doing?

Tutoring disinterested

college students?

No.

What, trying to clean up

the Puget Sound then?

No. That was Monday.

Pet adoptions?

I'll have you know,

two little puppies

have already found good homes,

so ha!

Okay, look.

I pulled some strings,

and I got you an interview...

With Leslie.

Leslie? Oh, my God.

Leslie hates me.

I don't wanna work

for her dating website anyway.

Look, I know that ever since

you quit your job

and you broke up

with George...

Hey, you promised

that you weren't gonna

bring up George any more.

Was it a strawberry

margarita promise?

'Cause you know

those don't count.

I mean, come on.

You know what? I've got

somebody interested in

a two-legged chihuahua

named Slinky.

So, I should probably go.

Okay, bye!

Okay, bye!

You know what?

Leslie was always mean to me.

Yeah.

And she

is a big, blackout drinker.

Right?

Let's go find you a home.

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Carol! Oh, my God!

Get in here!

You look so cute!

Oh, well, thank you.

Hi.

Hi, there. Oh!

It's nice to meet you.

Mmm.

Did you smell me?

That's Ahmed.

He's known for his hugs.

Now, sit down, please,

and tell me everything.

Oh!

Wow. That is...

That's fun. Very high.

Yeah. We just...

We put bean bags here,

so people can really, like,

feel relaxed

during their interviews.

I just have to kind of

launch up. Is that...

Oh.

Ooh, you okay?

Yep.

That's so fun, I...

I'll do it again.

Yeah.

Just center yourself.

Let me just...

Aim for the center.

Yeah.

Oh!

That was worse, huh?

One more try.

I'm so sorry.

They're so fun

when you get in there.

They're so fun.

I just...

There you go!

There it is.

Just really engage your core.

Yes. Oh, I'm...

I'm engaging it.

You are?

Never done

a job interview before

sitting on a bag of legumes.

So anyway,

I have told Ahmed

that you and I went to college

like a gazillion years ago.

And then she went on

to become a big shot at Yahoo.

Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,

the birth of the Internet?

Uh, yeah. We used to have to

hand crank the computers

to get them started.

No way.

I'm just kidding.

So, Carol, tell us,

what have you been up to?

Last few years,

I've been working with

quite a few different

non-profit groups.

And, uh, nothing really

came out of it,

but made

a lot of great friends.

I'm totally interested in

everything that you're saying,

but I think

we're ready to move on.

Yeah.

So, what we're looking for

is a digital strategist

to help with our next roll out.

Yeah. We need a rock star,

is about to blow up.

Funny you bring that up,

because I actually

had some questions

on your basic business model.

Our model?

Yes.

She has questions

on our model.

It's very simple.

Okay.

Our business model is,

"Everyone gets some."

Get... Oh!

You know how

those other apps pretend like

they're trying to get you

a date or your soulmates?

Wa-wa, no thanks.

Not Badunkadunk.

We are all about

getting people badunkadunk.

Yeah. Just slamming them

with badunkadunk.

Yeah.

Slamming it.

The question is, Carol,

what are you bringing

to the party?

Yeah.

Well, I think you both know

what I can do

at a corporate level.

Um, I've had quite

a bit of experience.

But what I'm excited

about doing

is really finding that sweet

spot for your company

that lies between

corporate philanthropy

and profitability.

You mean recycling and stuff?

Well, that's all great

and that's part of it,

but there's

so much more to it.

I mean,

philanthropic development