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This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show,

Late Night edition.

CMJ is almost upon us,

so if you like your live music, and I know that you do,

you'll wanna get your wristbands before it's too late.

And speaking of too late,

it's never too late to say you're sorry,

and right now I wanna dedicate this next song

to all the lovely ladies in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past.

And, ladies, if you're burning and itching,

you might want to see a doctor...

...immediately.

That's not what I'm saying, Joey.

What are you saying, Jeff?

I'm saying that you should be firing me.

So you're quitting?

I'm not quitting. Why do you keep saying that?

I'm not. Now, what I'm saying is, as your manager,

I am advising you to fire your manager.

That's all I'm saying.

I can't fire you. The CMJ's in 10 days.

You said we had a showcase gig with industry insiders and A&R guys -

Movers and shakers, right? Was I drinking when I said that?

You're always drinking.

See, you should totally fire me!

Montreal, land of Hugo's birth.

Many women will be very pleased to hear of my return.

Yeah, no matter how long you go away,

you always come back.

You're like herpes.

Hugo is not like herpes.

- Hugo's a lot like herpes. - No, he's not.

Guys, guys. Where's Joey and Jennifer?

Joey is talking to Jeff.

Jennifer is talking to some scary guy.

What scary guy?

He is kind of creepy.

Yeah, he is.

You know what? Let's just face it, Joey.

You know, we're both getting a little long in the tooth.

What the hell does that mean?

All right, here's your beers.

Oh, we didn't order these.

Oh, no, no. It's, it's on the house.

Well, thank you very much.

Yeah, not you. You have to pay.

Of course, yeah. Hang on. One second.

Okay, how much is it?

That'll do it, thanks.

$20. That's nice for free beer.

Hey, you know, I know how you're feeling, though.

You're gettin' old? I'm getting old.

Rock and roll is getting old.

Have you considered, Japanese hip-hop?

J- I'm not Japanese.

M... yeah.

No, I guess that's not really right for you,

but it's a shame, 'cause it's gonna be huge.

Oh, sorry. Hang on a second.

Konnichiwa.

You know what, Joey? I'm gonna have to take this, outside,

and then I'm gonna have to go home, okay?

Hey, have another round.

Thanks.

It's tough watching a weasel like that

crush another man's dreams.

A man's gotta have his dreams.

Yeah. I should get back to the band. Thanks.

The band can wait, Joey.

Do I know you? How'd you know my name?

Oh, I can read your mind.

Wow. What am I thinking right now?

Well, you're thinking this bartender is crazy.

You're good.

You're afraid of being a loser the rest of your life.

Too late for you, too late for the band.

I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food

and a retail job away from killing yourself.

Just a guess.

Thanks for the drink.

So, how'd it go with Jeff?

Great, you know? Great.

He's really excited about the New York show.

Says there's gonna be a lot of the industry insiders,

movers and shakers.

Right. So what hotel are we staying at tonight?

Well, it's such a nice night,

I thought we'd save some money, sleep in the bus.

No! First of all, it's not a bus, it's a hearse, and-

We're sleeping in the hearse tonight?

Just for tonight, okay?

That sucks.

Yeah, could you give us a second, please?

I've given you 10 years. Now I've gotta sleep with Hugo?

Look, I'll meet up with you guys in the morning, okay?

I'm going out with some friends.

That is a friend of yours?

Oh, I'm sorry, is that any of your business?

Yeah, he looks like a junkie from hell, for Chrissakes.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

This is about the band!

Yeah, it always is.

We have a six-hour drive tomorrow, Jennifer.

Yeah, and I don't want to sleep in the hearse.

The hearse smells like drummer.

I heard that.

I'm going to a party.

Fine. You know, but we're leaving at noon tomorrow,

with or without you.

Fine, I'll see you then.

Fine.

Wait. If you're going to a party, give these out.

They got the new website on them.

Maybe you should go with her.

She can handle herself.

She didn't invite you?

Can we load the gear, please?

Yes, Joey. We can.

Don't touch me.

Well, this sucks.

Where is she?

Probably hitched a ride with The Itchies.

She'll be here. I know women.

- We're gonna miss sound check. - I hope she's okay.

She's okay. She's always okay.

She just doesn't care. This is why I broke up with her.

She dumped you.

Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.

Her words, not mine.

Screw it.

Hugo, you're on bass. Let's roll.

Copy that.

Could someone tell Susan she has visitors?

Hi, honey.

What are you doing here?

You look good.

What are you doing here? I'm working.

Yeah, I know. We hit a little snag.

You want money.

Why are you being like that?

You don't want money?

Yeah, I want money,

but there's no reason to be cruel and weird about it.

I am not being cruel and weird.

Yeah, you are.

You're being cruel and weird and making me feel like total shit.

You know what? I can't do this right now.

Neither can I.

Fine, then leave.

- Fine, I will. - Fine.

Thanks.

Are you coming to the show tonight, or...?

Will junkie slut be coming?

No, as a matter of fact, Jennifer won't be joining us.

We left her in Montreal.

Maybe I'll come. Where are the rest of the retards, anyway?

Oh, your friend with the headset said that they could...

- Hi, Susan! - Hi, Susan!

Hi, Susan!

They're really hungry, what with us having no money and all,

but it's cool, you're working, and I should go anyways.

Okay, let's get first team in!

I gotta go.

Okay. It's okay.

There's about a hundred bucks in my purse in my room. Just take it.

I'm ashamed.

- Yeah, you should be. - Okay.

- And Joey? - Yeah?

Put me on the list tonight.

I- I will. For sure. Okay. I gotta go.

Final touches!

That sounded super.

We cool?

No, but thanks anyway.

That sounded like shit.

Jennifer?

Well, you look... different.

I'm not different. I'm the exact same person.

No, I just meant, like, your hair and your-

Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer. Nothing different here.

Okay. How'd you get here?

I hitched a ride with The Itchies.

Where are they?

Oh, they should be here soon,

unless something terrible happens to them.

What?

I mean, they said they couldn't make it.

Okay, I don't understand.

They drove you from Montreal to Toronto

and then decided not to play?

Yeah, they're totally crazy.

Who cares? They totally suck!

- Welcome back, Jen. - You were missed.

You look different.

Eddie van Helsig!

Where's Queeny?

Soon it will be dark again.

Kill me.

It doesn't have to be like this. You can be saved.

Just tell me where the queen is, and I'll let you live.