Friday the 13th Part III

Oh my, God. Please help me!

Oh, God...

Jason! It's all done, Jason.

You've done your job well, and Mommy is pleased.

That's a good boy.

Now, come to Mommy. Come on.

Come on.

Mommy has a reward for you.

Jason, Mother is talking to you.

Jason, Mother is talking to you.

Come on.

Come on.

That's my boy. Come.

Kneel down.

That's a boy.

Kneel down.

Kneel down, Jason.

That's my good boy.

That's a good boy.

Good, Jason.

Ginny!

Come on. Let's go. Ginny.

Jesus.

Come on.

God damn it, Harold!

I spent all day yesterday washing your clothes.

Look what you're doing to them!

You know I work very hard around here

trying to keep up with you and all your sloppy habits.

And I get no help from you at all.

The community of Crystal Lake... Jerk!

...was shocked today with reports

of a grisly mass murder scene.

Eight corpses have been discovered

in what is already being called

the most brutal and heinous crime in local history.

A police spokesman told Eye-On News

that they've been combing the area since just before dawn

and are afraid that their gruesome discovery is just the beginning.

Police Chief Scott Fitzsimmons

had no comment about the murders

when reached early this morning.

Detectives at the scene, however, were baffled

by the brutality of the killings.

Bodies were found literally strewn

over the four-square-mile campground

in the remote lake region.

Ginny Field miraculously survived

repeated attacks by the ax-wielding killer

and was taken to a local hospital today.

She is in serious condition... Oh, my God.

...suffering from multiple stab wounds and severe hysterical shock.

The names of the eight victims are being withheld

until notification of next of kin.

Reports of cannibalism and sexual mutilations

are still unconfirmed at this hour.

What are you doing out there?

The person responsible for the Crystal Lake horror remains at large.

Harold, I swear...

Jesus Christ, Harold.

Just take what's yours and leave the rest for me to do.

Very considerate.

Could've at least finished the job.

Do I have to do everything around here?

Harold?

Okay, boys, soup's on.

What's the matter, Lionel?

Aren't you hungry? Come on, it's good.

Here, look. I'm eating.

It is good.

Dayfly eggs?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on. If Edna catches you in here,

she'll make a fur coat out of you.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Didn't I feed you enough for supper?

The doctor said you have to lose weight, now didn't he?

You know, I'm trying to help you,

but you just keep sneaking food behind my back.

What am I gonna do with you?

And would you put that filthy animal back where it belongs?

Come on.

Hey, hey, hey. What are you so nervous about?

Come on.

Who would do something like this?

What's the matter? What happened?

It's all that crap you've been stuffing yourself with!

It's Easy Money time,

the easy money show where everybody wins.

Now, where's that other needle?

Thank you, Johnny, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Yes, it's Easy Money, Charlie Lincoln,

and I'm here to give away money.

I've got a pocketful of money burning a hole in my pocket...

Charles Dickens, ladies and gentlemen.

Harold?

Fourteen straight weeks in a row.

Harold?

That's not the end.

Harold?

It's the white house on the left.

Shelly, come and meet your date.

Bring her to me!

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Sex, sex, sex. You guys are getting boring, you know that?

What would a weekend in the country be without sex?

Cool it, Andy.

I didn't mean it that way.

Look, you guys, I want you to have a good time this weekend.

What happened to me at the lake happened a long time ago.

I'm fine, really, okay?

Just forget about me.

I'm supposed to forget that we've been friends...

Ah!

God damn it, Shelly!

Why do you always have to be such an asshole?

I beg your pardon. I'm not an asshole. I'm an actor.

Same thing.

Look, Shelly, you're my roommate,

and I like you. Most of the time.

But you've gotta quit doing those things.

Now, I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?

Yeah.

So don't embarrass me.

Just relax. Be yourself.

Would you be yourself if you looked like this?

Yes? Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris.

We've come to pick up Vera.

She is not going!

What are they saying?

I don't know. I flunked Spanish.

Hi, everybody. What are you looking at?

Is everything all right?

Just your basic old-fashioned mother problems.

So which one's my date?

Hi.

You're Shelly?

Sorry.

Hey, the van's on fire!

Is that all you two are gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?

Why not, man? Is there a law against it?

There are better things to do with your life.

Like what?

I can't think of anything.

Hey, Chrissy. How much further to the lake?

We would've been there already if some people

didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes.

That's what happens when you're pregnant.

Sure, why not?

Hey! Let's share the wealth with those less fortunate up front here. Huh?

Yeah.

What do you got in there?

My whole world.

In that little thing?

Stick around. You'll see.

It's the cops. Oh, my God!

What?

They're catching us.

What are we gonna do?

Destroy the evidence! Hurry!

No way, man.

Let's go, Chuck! Come on!

They're gaining on us. Throw it out!

No, they'll see it.

We gotta get rid of it. Eat it.

The cops are gonna get us. We're going to jail!

I'm driving. Breakfast?

No way! We're pregnant, remember?

Faster! Eat faster!

Why don't you help us?

I guess I'm just not hungry.

You're always hungry, Shelly. Come on, eat!

I'm allergic to pot.

I gotta pull over.

Oh, man!

Oh, no!

Shit!

Charlie 63 is unable to handle...

Help out the ambulance. I'll get the crowd.

Okay, you guys, show's over.

Let's move it back over here, all right?