Breaking Bad

Oh, my god.

Christ!

Shit.

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Think, think, think.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

My name is Walter Hartwell White.

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.

I am speaking to my family now.

Skyler.

You are the love of my life.

I hope you know that.

Walter Jr.

You're my big man.

There are... There are going to be some things...

Things that you'll come to learn about me...

in the next few days.

I just want you to know that no matter how it may look...

I only had you in my heart.

Goodbye.

Money before the panel earlier this year.

Happy birthday.

Look at that.

That is veggie bacon.

Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol...

and you won't even taste the difference.

What time do you think you'll be home?

Same time.

I don't want him dicking you around tonight.

You get paid till 5, you work till 5. No later.

Hey.

- Hey, happy birthday. - Well, thank you.

You're late again.

There was no hot water again.

I have an easy fix for that.

You wake up early, and then you get to be the first person in the shower.

I have an idea.

How about buy a new hot-water heater?

How's that idea? For the million-billionth time.

- Did you take your echinacea? - Yeah.

I think it's getting better.

What the hell is this?

- Hey. - It's veggie bacon.

We're watching our cholesterol, I guess.

Not me. I want real bacon. Not this fake crap.

Too bad. Eat it.

- This smells like Band-Aids. - Eat it.

- So how does it feel to be old? - How does it feel to be a smart-ass?

Good.

Eat your veggie bacon.

- You're all set? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- All right, see you at home. - Okay, see you.

Chemistry.

It is the study of what?

Anyone?

Ben.

- Chemicals. - Chemicals.

No.

Chemistry is...

Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter.

But I prefer to see it as the study of change.

Now, just... Just think about this.

Electrons.

They...

change their energy levels.

Molecules.

Molecules change their bonds.

Elements. They combine and change into compounds.

Well, that's... That's all of life, right?

I mean, it's just... It's the constant, it's the cycle.

It's solution, dissolution, just over and over and over.

It is growth, then decay, then transformation.

It is fascinating, really.

Chad.

Is there something wrong with your table?

Okay, ionic bonds.

Are you done?

Ionic bonds. Chapter six.

One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20.

There's your receipt.

Just hand this disc to your car-wash professional.

Thank you. Come again.

He's not coming. He says he quits.

I'm gonna run the register.

Bogdan, no. We talked about this.

I'm short-handed, Walter. What am I to do?

Walter?

What am I to do?

Hey, Mr. White.

- Make those tires shine, huh? - Oh, my God.

You will not believe who's cleaning Chad's car.

Mr. White.

From chemistry.

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Dad.

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.

- Oh, you're so very late. - Happy birthday.

Really, I'm serious, Skyler. I mean, you're flat as a washboard.

You look awesome.

- She's not showing at all, is she? - She's showing a little.

Carmen, this is my sister, Marie.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi.

Glock 22, that's my daily carry, okay?

I mean, unless you're talking, what, Plus P Plus loads...

you can forget the 9 mil.

Shit, I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time.

- Yeah, with you shooting. - Hey.

If you're gonna bring a gun, baby, you gotta bring enough gun.

Forty caliber.

- This is awesome. - Nice, isn't it?

- Yeah. Dad, come check this out. - Yeah, I see it.

- Come on, take it. - Yeah. Check it out, Walt.

- No, no, it's just heavy. - That's why they hire men.

Hey, it's not gonna bite you.

Looks like Keith Richards with a glass of warm milk, doesn't he?

Hey, Walt. Everybody, listen up, listen up, listen up.

I'm gonna give a toast, a little toast to my brother-in-law. Come here.

Walt, you got a brain the size of Wisconsin...

but we're not gonna hold that against you.

But your heart's in the right place.

Your heart's in the right place. We love you, man.

Everybody, to Walt.

Oh, shit. Turn on channel three.

At which point we apprehended three individuals and placed them in custody.

I'm proud to say the outstanding professionalism...

of my fellow agents at the Albuquerque District Office...

resulted in a substantial amount of methamphetamine...

being taken off the streets.

- Were any shots fired? - No, ma'am.

Our agents took the suspects by surprise.

- Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds. - Ten pounds?

Hey, sit and spin, both of you.

- Hank. - What?

Sorry. You didn't see that.

So charming.

Clearly an ongoing operation. One which was well-organized...

- Hank, how much money is that? - It's about 700 grand.

It was a pretty good haul.

As I say, it's a good day for the citizens of Albuquerque...

when we can put this big a dent in the local drug trade.

Well, that's unusual, isn't it? That kind of cash?

Well, it's not the most we ever took. It's easy money, till we catch you.

Walt, just say the word and I'll take you on a ride-along.

You can watch us knock down a meth lab, huh?

Get a little excitement in your life.

Yeah, someday.

Which one's this?

That faux-Lalique vase I picked up at the Super-Swap.

How's it doing?

Well, I met my reserve and there's still two minutes.

What's up?

You tell me, birthday boy.

Oh, hey, so, what's up for Saturday?

Car wash. Bogdan says he needs me.

- Till what time? Noon, 1-ish? - Probably 2, more like it.

And then what after that?

Actually...

I was thinking of driving up to Los Alamos. They've got this...

The visitor center has an exhibit on that's really supposed to be...

- You're not gonna paint? - No, I'll paint.

It's just that this...

You know, this exhibition on the Mars-rover photographs are...

I mean, the detail really is just supposed to be amazing.

It's just that I really need you to paint at some point.

The sooner that back bedroom gets finished...

I know.

And I'd do it myself, except you don't want me on the stepladder.

- I will paint. - Okay.

- What is going on down there? - No, it's...

Is he asleep?

No, it's nothing. He's just...

You know. Well, you gotta be careful about the baby and...

Well, don't worry about the baby. This is just for you.

We are just doing you tonight.

So just close your eyes...

relax, and let it...

- Close your eyes. - Oh, okay.

Okay.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

There you go.

Keep it going.

Keep it going.

Keep it going.

Keep... Yes! Fifty-six.

This is so embarrassing. I am fine, honestly.

It's just some bug going around.

First, my wife had it, then my son, and now me.

It's just... It's just like a chest cold.

Could be some low blood sugar as well.

I didn't have the greatest breakfast this morning. Honestly, I didn't.

Hey, listen, can you do me a favour? Can you just...

drop me off at a corner somewhere?

No, sorry.

It's just that I don't have the greatest insurance.

Take a couple of deep breaths for me.