My Gift Lvl 9999 Unlimited Gacha: Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon, I'm Out for Revenge! (信じていた仲間達にダンジョン奥地で殺されかけたがギフト『無限ガチャ』でレベル9999の仲間達を手に入れて元パーティーメンバーと世界に復讐＆『ざまぁ！』します！)

Good work today, everyone.

Thank you very much, Master!

To be graced with Master's praise! Oh, what a joyous day!

Did we just, like, use up all our luck in life?

G-g-gosh, he's so cool. I really wanna get a good whiff of his feet.

Perv alert!

Master Light. Permission to silence these blabbering fairy maids?

Aw, they're just smitten with me. It's not a big deal.

Good morning, my people!

A fine day to you, Master Light!

Master Light! Please come try our newest dish!

Next time, okay?

Master Light. We're starting to run short on snack foods...

I'll let the administrator know.

Thank you, sir!

I'll be sure that gets rectified quickly, so that people won't think it's a logistics problem.

The population has gotten bigger these past 3 years, so we might need to revise the whole system.

What are the other members of the quartet are up to?

Dutifully carrying out their missions.

Aoyuki has been scouting the upper perimeter of the Abyss and making maps.

Great!

The forests around the Abyss are crawling with monsters,

but that's no problem for a genius tamer like her.

I'm not so certain. You know she as fickle as a cat.

I wouldn't have Aoyuki any other way!

Has Ellie been making good progress?

Of course.

She has been working hard to develop new magic in line with your grand plan.

We have so many different wheels in motion. I hope she doesn't get overwhelmed.

We relish in our service to you, Master.

What about Nazuna?

Patrolling the castle grounds, as usual.

She's an expert at close-combat, but aside from that...

well, you know what I mean.

Nazuna's great to have around since she makes things fun.

Kawaku michi wa

Madou sora to

Imawa no toki

Tsunagi michibike

Taguriyoseta sadame wa

Kagerou no uso mamire

Shiranu aima ni sasayaku

Tsumibito itsuwari

Nani o toidasu noka

Takusu kokoro wa doko

Tsuranaru sekai

Nagashita namida wa

Kodoku no oto wa

Te o toriaeba

Kawaru hazu datta

Ima wa taezu mau

Kanata no tame ni tada

Kodou wa odori

Sakarau koto nakare

Inochi wa mou

Surinuketeitta

Kara wa saratta kono te wa

Yo, Light!

I was gettin' tired of waiting.

Jack! As I have told you many times before, you must address Master Light with pro-

Let him be.

It's fine because I see Jack as an older brother figure.

And there you have it!

Okay. I'm off to train for a bit.

I wish you the best.

The gloves are off today!

Right back at ya.

Okay. Here I come!

Bring it on.

Whoa, simmer down!

Luckily they don't call me the Ironblooded Barricade for nothing,

cuz that punch would've totally killed anybody else.

I told you the gloves were off.

Hell yeah!

All clear here!

All clear there!

All clear there!

Good day, Lady Nazuna.

Out for a walk? Er, I mean, on patrol?

You bet your butt I am!

I'm carrying out orders from Master Light! It's a super important job!

Such admirable work ethic, Lady Nazuna.

You slay, queen.

It's such a relief to have you patrolling and keeping us safe!

P-p-please keep up the good work.

Aw, shucks! You're making me blush!

I'm only doing what the Master told me to, y'know.

Where will you be patrolling next?

I haven't decided. What's up?

Well, as it happens, there's a spot that we'd really love to have you check out for us.

A very important and top secret spot.

It's, like, totally off-limits for us.

B-b-but for you, Lady Nazuna...

What spot you talking about?

Huh? Mei?

Nazuna?

Is something wrong? Why are you coming to Master Light's bedroom?

Cuz I'm on patrol!

This area is secure. Go someplace els-

What were you doing in Master Light's room?

He's away training with Jack now, right?

I was cleaning up!

It goes against the maid's code for me to do nothing, even when Master Light isn't around!

Therefore, I was cleaning and arranging his quarters.

So like I said, you can go patrol elsewhere...

Wow! You're really a workaholic!

But I gotta say,

the bed looks like somebody just finished rolling around and kicking their legs while sniffing the pillows.

Did you make it like that on purpose?

Why of course.

It's part of my unique bedmaking style.

Wow! Couldja tell me more about it?

It's a trade secret, so I'm afraid I can't.

Trade secret? Like a super special skill that only works for housekeeping?!

Hot damn, you really live up to your reputation as Master Light's first and foremost summon!

Thank god that Nazuna has no braincells.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Some maids wanted me to pass on messages to you.

Let's see here...

Huh? Where'd I put 'em?

Bingo!

Um...

"Down with you and your monopoly on Master Light's room."

"We demand you give everybody the right to clean his quarters."

"Vote 'Yes' on removing the tyrannical Head Maid."

"Get rekt. Get rekt. Get rekt."

That's all!

But, y'know, I can't make any sense of the last one...

Are they telling you to get checked for some kinda ailment magic or what?

It's nothing that you need to worry about, Nazuna.

Are you sure?

This is my responsibility as Head Maid. I will personally address the fairy maids and their problems.

All right!

It's not much, but please take this as my thanks.

Woo-hoo! I got a tip!

If you ever need my help with something, just say the word, 'kay?

Money! Money!

Hooray for Mei, cuz she gives me pay! Gonna spend it right away!

Welcome!

We just had a new shipment of snacks and sweets come in.

Chocolates and pastries.

Potato chips and shrimp crackers.

But those won't sway me! Cuz my tummy wants...

Dorayaki!

And milk!

Thank you, come again!

Mew, mew.

Hey there, Aoyuki!

Mew?

Whatcha doing here?

Didn't you go up to the surface to scout the forests around the Abyss?

Meowr.

You're done already?

Meowr.

You can't have my dorayaki!

Mewn.

Keep "mew"ing at me all you want, but I can't understand what it means like Master Light does.

Mewph.

Oh! Were the trees in the way?

Should I cut 'em down for you?

But I guess you can't really scout a forest that has no trees.

Mewph...

Or maybe you ran into a super strong monster?

I can handle that, easy!

Mewgh...

Hear me out, Aoyuki. I know that you got summoned before me,

but I look like the older and stronger one, y'know?

So don't hesitate to depend on me if you need to!

Negative.

I encountered no threats.

I finished part of the map that Mei wanted, so I simply came back to deliver it.

Shucks! Then why didn't you say that earlier?

You're such a weirdo, Aoyuki!

Well, see ya later! I'm still on patrol duty!

Mewph...

DORAYAAAAAKI!

Sweet. All clear here.

But it kinda sucks that I haven't seen Master Light at all today.

He always looks so cool when he sits on this throne...

I wish he was here!

Whaddya say we call it quits and go hit the baths, my man?

Sounds good.

You've pretty much mastered using your body as a weapon.

It's all thanks to you, Jack.

Only a select few can hold their own against you down here in the Abyss,

which means there are even less on the surface.

But not zero, get me?

I get it.

The surface world is full of unknowns.

I swear I won't let my guard down.

Since I need to see my revenge through to the end.

You know why I've called you all here, I presume?

N-no, actually.

You don't? Really now?

"Down with you and your monopoly on Master Light's room."

"We demand you give everybody the right to clean his quarters."

"Vote 'Yes' on removing the tyrannical Head Maid."

"Get rekt. Get rekt. Get rekt."

O-our deepest apologies!

Care to explain yourselves?