Mad Love

Ow-ooh!

Whoo!

Shit!

Hey, Leland!

What's up, Mr. Dennison? How you doin'?

Slap me. On time, I'm impressed.

Education. It's very important to me.

So what'd you do last night?

Nothin'. What's up, Dunc?

Hey, guys. What's up?

What'd you do last night, Eric?

Oh, me? Funny you should ask.

Let me see... oh, yeah, I got laid.

That's what I did. Oh, really?

Yeah.

I thought your family got rid of those farm animals.

That's good.

Like I was humping a chicken or a cow or somethin', not Elena.

That's good. That's really good. You're a comedian, right?

So, Elena, huh?

Oh, did you just get that open, Dunc? Oh!

Dunc. Dick.

What's the deal? I thought you just started dating her.

Well, what can I say, man? She digs tall, skinny guys.

Ah, OK. It happens for some of us.

Dunc, what the hell are you doin'? Let's go.

Let's hit it, Dunc.

Come on, guys! Concentrate. Pull together!

Pull!

OK, let's go! Let's go!

That's it, you guys. Pull it together! Power!

Nice. Nice.

You need somebody to talk to. I'm telling you.

Dude, check that out.

Who or what is that?

She's new.

She must be.

Babes like that don't grow in Seattle.

You know her?

At least talk to your daughter, 'cause I gotta...

It's rodeo time!

Sister's Rodeo. The biggest little show in the world.

I look like a total geek.

Hey, Adam, give it a rest, all right?

I'm checking the weather, see if they're all the same.

Look out the window.

Geek City. Why don't you just make me a sign?

'Cause you'd lose that, too.

...but also a little bit of sunshine starting to show up...

Hey!

Rain with a chance of more rain. Let's go. Come on.

Hurry up.

Hands.

Teeth.

Keys.

All right, here you go. Wait for me in the car. Hurry up.

Hey, airhead, your inhaler.

You're a boy. That's why you're so clumsy.

Especially little boys. They're...

- Where's my book bag? - In front of you.

Oh.

Whoa. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down.

I'll beat you to the car.

Matt, have you seen my extra computer battery?

It's in the charger. Which is...?

By the toaster. I need some money for groceries.

20.

And gas.

Where does it all go? Life, Dad.

Life. You know, I used to have one, you know.

Now you got us, Cliff.

Oh! No videos or Gameboys for the twins

till they finish their homework.

"Cliff."

Hey, you guys. I'll be home around six, all right?

Yeah, OK.

Wait up!

You forgot your book.

All I'm asking is her name. Talk to me, Matt.

I know women. I am here for you.

You know women?

Mr. Sensitive. Mr. "Hey, guys, I just got laid."

This crude exterior masks a very sensitive soul, Matthew.

Casey, all right? Her name is Casey.

Casey. That's a good name. You talk to her yet?

You haven't even talked to her? Matt, advice... talk to her.

'Cause it's, like, one of those necessary steps.

This cookie's stale. Look how hard it is.

It's a biscotti, you dumb-dumb. It's supposed to be hard.

I ought to pop... Ah, two for flinchin'.

Come on, we're gonna miss the movie.

Hey, you guys go ahead without me, all right? I gotta bail.

Why? Oh, Casey.

What are you gonna do, go over to her house and stake it out or something?

Stake out her house? Right. Maybe that's how you pick up chicks.

Yeah? So what? All right, man. Whatever.

Abandoning your friends for some chick you haven't even talked to yet. Whatever.

You boys have fun.

Traitor.

What if I get caught?

I won't know. I'll be outta here.

I'm just joking. Come on. Go do it. It's not a major crime.

It's a minor crime?

It's not a crime.

All right? Come on.

Record's 20 seconds. Hurry up.

Who is this Casey?

Is she your girlfriend?

Are you gonna have sex with her?

What do you know about sex?

Enough. You're changing the subject.

Did it!

Good job, Superman. Tear any muscles?

No! Shut up!

You!

You! Shut up!

Why don't you? Shut up!

You! You!

Shh! Get down!

Shut up!

You! You!

Stay down. Come on.

Hey. Hi.

Got two, man.

Hey, you got the time?

Thanks.

Hey, wait up, man!

Ahem.

What a coincidence.

Why didn't you just ask me?

You know.

In case I said no.

I guess.

What's your name?

Matt... Leland.

Well, I'm Casey, but somehow you already seem to know that.

Look, if you want to go on a date, you're gonna have to ask me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Come on.

Casey!

Casey!

Casey. Hey, would you wait a minute, please?

What?

I feel like an idiot.

You look like an idiot.

I am an idiot, all right? Uh...

Would you go out with me?

I want it! Give it to me! I love it!

Me! Me! Me!

Yeah!

So when it's not raining in this lousy town, what do you do with yourself?

Hang out. Usual stuff.

Mm-hmm. Hang out. Rob convenience stores, roll doobies.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, like that.

Do you ever notice that no one uses their car horns here?

I mean, like, in Chicago, it's a goddamn symphony.

You like rudeness, huh?

Yeah, I like rudeness.

Noise. Honesty. Danger.

So, if Chicago's got so much, rudeness, honesty and danger,

why'd you leave?

Well, my dad got a job over at UW.

He's an art professor, but...