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...spread of this, happening outside the walls.

- (NEWS THEME PLAYING) - Tonight's storm is causing

all kinds of problems around the Bay.

Pete Giddings will have the forecast.

And we'll show you what would happen to the Bay

if some scientists' predictions come true.

All on 7 at 11:00.

What has 12 million eyes,

192 million teeth

and stretches from the Golden Gate Bridge

all the way to the Twin Towers?

It's Hands Across America.

A 4,000-mile-long chain

of Good Samaritans standing hand in hand,

through fields of grain, past purple mountains,

and across fruited plains, from sea to shining sea.

That's right.

This summer, six million people will tether themselves together

to fight hunger in the United States.

Visit your local record shop to find out

how you can be a part of Hands Across America.

Put some heat on that one.

Yeah, I guess I missed my chance to go pro.

- Oh! - (RUSSEL EXHALES SHARPLY)

Tell you what.

Right now, you could walk away

with a prize from the second level,

or you could keep going for a prize from the third level.

Okay. What do you think, Addy?

Should we stop or keep going?

(ROLLER COASTER RUMBLING, RIDERS SCREAMING)

Don't look at me. It's your birthday.

I want number 11.

- Yeah? - That one?

- Yeah. - All right.

Uh, yeah, uh, that one.

Thanks, man. - Of course.

Yeah.

That shirt better not give her nightmares.

In trouble for winning my daughter a T-shirt.

That's a new one.

She was terrified when it came on TV.

You'd know that if you were around, right?

Who let her watch it?

You know...

you know, they're filming something by the carousel.

You should see if they're looking for extras.

Uh... I need another beer.

I can't have a beer now?

Hey. How about the Big Dipper?

Addy, you want to try it?

Russel, you know she's not big enough to do that.

And I sure as hell am not doing it, so...

- (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) - (BELL RINGING)

Whac-A-Mole!

Yeah, Whac-A-Mole, guy.

- That's what I'm talking about. - How many tickets?

- Two tickets. - Two tickets!

Two tickets!

Hey, Addy, come to the bathroom.

I don't have to go.

- (BELL RINGING) - Russel?

Russel! Can you watch your daughter, please?

I'm watching.

Baby, stay close, okay?

(ELECTRONIC GAME MUSIC CONTINUES)

(THUNDER CRASHES, ELECTRONIC GAME MUSIC FADES)

(AUDIO CONTINUES FAINT AND DISTORTED)

Glen. What?

- Stop it. - (LAUGHS): I'm not doing anything.

You keep doing scissors.

Ah, I'm just cruising.

- (NANCY LAUGHS) - Come on.

Um, what? - (RIDERS SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

This is ridiculous. It's too rad.

Two knots. Come on, now.

: What?

- This is... this is impossible. - Oh, my God.

(PLAYFUL CHATTER AND SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER IN DISTANCE)

MAN (LAUGHS): Don't do it. Don't do it.

NARRATOR (OVER SPEAKERS): These, the earth and water,

he divided into places from which life could spring.

The mountains and the valleys

and the waters were all where they should be.

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

Then Sotuknang went to Taiowa and said,

"I want you to see what I have done.

And I have done well."

And Taiowa looked and said,

"It is very good.

"But you are not done with it.

"Now you must create life of all kinds

and set it in motion according to my plan."

- (GASPS, EXHALES) - (NARRATOR CONTINUES)

: ...and went into the endless space

and gathered substance to create his helper,

the Spider Woman.

"Look all about you, Spider Woman," said Sotuknang.

"Here now is endless space,

"but in the world, there is no joyful movement.

The world needs..."

(NARRATION STOPS, ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(SOMEONE ELSE WHISTLING A TUNE NEARBY)

(CHOIR CHANTING OMINOUS MUSIC IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

("I LIKE THAT" BY JANELLE MONÁE PLAYING)

We made it!

- Why?! Why?! - No, Dad!

- 'Cause y'all sleep too much. All right.

- Come on. Let's go. - (GABE LAUGHING)

- Careful. Hey, hey, hey! - (KIDS SHOUTING)

- Ah, whatever. - Bags in the house first.

Look, look, look, look, look.

- Ew. - Come on.

You're too old.

You know the drill. - Don't judge me.

Don't judge me.

- Little dude. - The Wi-Fi's not working.

You don't need the Internet. You got the Outernet.

Good one.

Okay, okay, okay.

Knock-knock.

Who's there? You.

You who?

GABE (SINGSONGY): Yoo-hoo.

Open up the door.

My God, what's wrong with you?

Can we get a dog? No, we can't.

You should run while you're here.

Jason, eat something.

- Something. What?

What's with all the attitude? - For me.

I'm sorry.

Yay, track and field.

Whoa. You don't want to run anymore?

You love track and field.

- Well, what's the point? - The Olympics.

I'm not gonna make it to the Olympics, guys.

You could do anything you set your mind to.

Can I drive while we're up here?

- No. - No.

Well, that's what I set my mind to.

- You know... - Where you going, Jason?

- Jason? - Well, Cara and Haley...

Yeah, I'm gonna get something.

You need to come and finish your food.

Cara and Haley drove with parent supervision.

Yeah, well, you don't need to know

how to drive when you're an Olympic-caliber athlete.

- Oh, my God. - You run.

- You run on the sand. Why?

Because it's harder, okay?

- No traction. - Mm.

Practice on the beach, you get on dry land,

- you take off. - (SNAPS FINGERS)

We're going to the beach?

Yeah. Well, later.

Once we get settled.

- What beach? - Santa Cruz.

Josh, Kitty and the girls are gonna be there.

What are you doing?

It's a magic trick.

I left it here last year.

Okay. Let's see it.

This thing's kind of bullshit.