DJ Ahmet (Диџеј Ахмет)

She loved music...

I had a dream last night.

The ground was shaking...

Pu pu pu, God forbid.

She also drove a tractor...

The trees were trembling...

There are no earthquakes here.

It was not an earthquake, it was...

She was the first with internet...

What?

What was I saying?

You had a dream! A dream!

Earthquake in the forest...

Pu pu pu, God forbid.

God forbid.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Sit down, kids.

Ahmet.

Ahmet Asanov.

Your father came to pick you up.

Don't let them run from that side. Come on!

Come on. Lead them in, come on!

Just like your grandpa taught you. Come on.

Come on.

Like grandpa taught you!

That sheep bit me.

A sheep bit you?

One, two...

11... 14, 16, 19,

- 20! - Done deal!

Take this.

Take them to the meadow

and get the food ready.

Loosen it up a bit, then pull it back in.

Loosen it up a bit, then pull it back in.

Loosen it up a bit, then pull it back in.

You have to hold on tight, it will pull you.

Ok? Let's go.

I understand, I understand.

Yes... yes, the sheep arrived...

No, we don't need charity.

Once we sell the tobacco and cheese, I'll start paying you back.

Stop!

Don't waste the internet.

Don't worry... Yes...

Naim...

What did you do today?

What did you do today?

He saw a big lizard.

Tell me...

what kind of lizard did you see?

He drew it for me.

You need to start talking...

You must accept what God has given you.

I'll talk to a healer tomorrow...

You need to take care of the tobacco and the sheep.

But I have a geography exam tomorrow.

I'm at the market every day!

Your brother hasn't said a single word...

I talked to the principal. I withdrew you from school.

You should be with us.

Stop, wait!

What are you doing?

Get down.

Are you stupid?

Advance of Artificial Intelligence is shaping our future with...

Here, I turned it on for you. Watch now.

Please come.

It's time for milking. Come, come.

Stop, stop. Don't run away, stop.

Don't run away, stop!

Stop, stop.

Come, it's time for milking.

What are you doing?

Didn't I say Shakira is forbidden?

In two weeks you will be belly dancing on the street.

Play a DJ instead. Why are you watching Shakira?

Stop! Come here.

Stay here.

What can I do for you, son?

Good day.

Can Naim stay with you for a bit?

Ahmet...

It'll only be a few hours...

We have guests...

He is very hardworking.

My granddaughter has come from Germany.

We're getting her ready to be married.

I have to sell the tobacco...

- I'll come over to the field later. - Come on.

We'll help you.

First class, 60 kg.

Ahmet, how is everyone at home?

Ahmet!

Ahmet.

Hodja.

I need to ask you something.

I need your help.

Do you understand Facebook?

This is not good.

Well. Solution?

What's your email address?

Write. Jemail...

The little monkey "@".

Little monkey...

Gmail.

What?

We need a new password.

God is one.

It can't be the same as the old password.

Should I write "God is one?" with a question mark?

No way, no way!

- Salamun Alaykum, Hodja. - Alaykum Selam.

- Absolutely, no way, son. - God is one!

Put an exclamation mark...

Done, Hodja.

Ahmet...

May God grant you whatever you desire, inshallah.

Ahmet.

Son.

When we lose someone close...

- especially a loved one. - Hodja.

Believe me it's hard to fill the emptiness.

we're getting her ready to be married.

Little pistachio!

Is he working?

He doesn't know how. He just runs and jumps around.

How come you don't know? Look. Sit.

First, we need to look at the color of the leaves...

Oh, my one and only.

Don't do that.

Don't!

Come on.

Where are you taking him?

To the healer.

We'll be going until he speaks.

Until then you are responsible for the sheep.

You are impossible.

I have to go.

Don't tell dad.

Wait a second, stop!

Wait!

I'm sorry!

Excuse me... sorry!

Just wait for Bajram, you'll see.

One, two, three...

seven, eight,

10, 11...

17, 18... 19!

There are 19!

Come here!

God bless you!

It was beautiful. Great!

Imagine attending the festival with this.

Just think about it! It would be crazy!

Isn't this...? What was his name?

Ahmet.

Yes. He's a very strange kid.

He's always wandering around the woods.

Come here.

We'll forget everything.

As if nothing happened...

Come.

Come here right away!

Hello.

Good evening.

Evening?

It's noon.

Yeah.

I heard a scream coming from the woods.

Scream? No...

I was in the forest, I didn't hear anything.

Like a scream of a wounded animal.

No.

Whatever,

I wanted to congratulate you.

You are the first celebrity from this village.

Celebrity? What kind of celebrity?

How many videos are there?

Did everyone film it?

They just keep going.

One of them has 2500 likes.

That's like five villages...

If my father finds out.

Does your father have TikTok?

At the party,

did you see anyone familiar?

No.

Well, except you. You were there.

Anyway, I have to go back.

Did you lose a sheep?

Come sit.

Look...

Let's make a deal.

Don't tell anyone I was at the party...

I won't tell anyone.

Good.

and what about me?

You can add me on TikTok if you want. Ayaaya.

but, I'm almost out of internet.