Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Ooh! In all my years, never have I seen the streets...

so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion.

Our princess is to wed.

Ohh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?

Not a prince at all. Just a no-account street rat!

No way! Try it phonetically.

It's Aladdin!

Aw! Some of you don't believe.

In colour!

There's a party here in Agrabah There's excitement in the air

People pouring in from near and far

'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin are gonna have a weddin'

There's a party here in Agrabah Everybody will be there

So if you're a pauper or a shah Do somethin' with your hair

You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty

A turban that's unravelling just won't do

No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy

You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through

There's a party here in Agrabah So I'm going to paint the town

If you want to see what colours are Follow me around

Aladdin's gettin' married and it's gonna be the wedding of the century

My buddy's gettin' married and you're gonna see just how much I can do

You've heard of your safari bar mitzvahs

You've all been to a luau sweet 16

Well, none of them compare to what this is

The food'll be disgusting By evening you'll be busting

There's a party here in Agrabah and it's got us all aglow

If a street rat could've come so far Maybe I could do it

- Sure, there's nothing to it - There's a party here in Agrabah

But we're not sure that we'll go

For although the bride is la-Di-dah The groom is awfully low

And now we take you down to the palace, where everyone has celebrated all night long.

Without Jafar and all of his malice Everybody's happy

What could possibly go wrong?

There's a party here in Agrabah and we're gonna rob 'em blind

While they're all munching caviar create a small disturbance

I will sneak up from behind

There's a party here in Agrabah and the loot is pouring in

I like this wedding stuff so far

Maybe if I'm pleasant I'll get to keep a present

We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers

And valets who'll carefully park for you

The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours

Girls, you look just lovely And so grown-up too

There's a party here in Agrabah Guests are filling up the room

But there's something missing Yes, aha

Where is the groom

Hello.

Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding!

Hold on, Genie. There's something I need.

I gotcha.

It's a bachelor party, big boy!

- None for you. You're the designated flyer. - No.

This is for the wedding.

Well, that's, uh... that's a nice dagger.

Interesting nuptial accessory. It's a, uh, a bit sharp.

- It belonged to my father. - Your father?

You never said a word about your father.

Oh, I've got to let the caterer know! Chicken or sea bass?

He's not coming to the wedding. He died a long time ago.

- Sorry. - That's okay.

I never knew him.

Maybe if I did, I'd feel ready for this.

Al, are you getting cold feet?

No, Genie. It's just that...

I've always been a street rat, stealin' what I need to survive,

- runnin' from the guards, - Uh-huh.

- livin' my life alone. - Ohh.

I'm takin' a big step today into a new world.

Today's topic: fears of the future family man.

AI from Agrabah, share with us.

I never had a father to show me how to raise a family.

No role model. Get a little deeper.

What do I know about families?

Genie, what if I'm no good at it?

Ah, if my father were here...

Al, little buddy, if your father were here, he'd be as proud of you as I am.

I just wish he could see this.

There's a party here in Agrabah

And the party's all for me

Just look, you guys at where we are

And how our dreams have come to be

There's a party here in Agrabah and I can't believe it's true

After all this waiting here we are

We'll finally get to say "I do"

I never, ever had a real family

I never, ever had a real, true friend

Someone who could just understand me

Hey, come on, Aladdin! This mush has gotta end!

There's a party here in Agrabah and it's starting right away

Let's get ya dressed 'cause you're the star

Hey, come on, it's your wedding day

Aladdin's gettin' married and it's gonna be

The wedding of the century

Amazing how Aladdin could've come so far

- They're finally getting married! - They're finally getting married!

- They're finally getting married! - Look at all these presents!

We're finally getting married.

- I'm finally gettin' married! - They're finally gettin' married!

At the party in Agrabah

There's a party in Agrabah

A party goin' on now! Gotta party! Gotta party! Help me!

I can't stop myself! Somebody rub the lamp!

Somebody rub the lamp! Ah, you know I feel it!

That's enough.

Why do you walk in the open while I suffocate like an animal?

Someone has to keep a cool head, Sa'luk.

Someone will have no head if this is another wild goose chase.

The oracle is the real thing.

This time I'm sure.

Hello, and welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical.

That's right. We're taking you to the marriage of the millennium.

And who's this coming on the lovely stretch camel?

Oh, it's Cleopatra and Caesar, and they're bringing a salad.

How wonderful!

Oh, look, there's Osiris. Oh, Osiris!

Osiris, can we have a word with you?

Oh, no, the crowd is parting. Who's coming? It's Moses!

- And your name is? - I'm Thor.

- You're Thor? - Well, it hurts.

Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by sand!

It's everywhere. Get used to it.

Come on. Come on.

I can see fine from back here.

Uh-uh. It's Aladdin.

Look, there's one thing I get sentimental about...

and I'm sittin' on it.

- Huh? - The loot, monkey. The loot.

Bad news, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds.

Genie, isn't it a little late for that?

What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What? What?

They're here.

Oh, no!

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.

- Your Majesty. - Your Highness.

Your Majesty.

Don't look so solemn, boy. This is a happy day.

Oh, look. It's a Kodiak moment.

Put that bear outta here.

Ohh! Hmm.

- Wow! - Oh, yeah!

I never thought this day would come.

Now I'm afraid that it has come all too soon.

Oh, Father.

- You distract the guards. - Part of your plan?

A large part.

It's time.

It's all so magical.

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.

Oh, sorry.

- Well, we're here. - Together forever.

Let me be the point man.

I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.

Whoa! Oh, my word!

Stampede!

What is going on here?

Come here, monkey boy! You were almost Dumbo toe jam.

Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant.

So this isn't a bad day for you, really, is it?

It is an attack.

Not in this palace!

I think we're gonna have a little problem with leaks.

It must be here somewhere.

Meet your match, Zorro!

Good birdie. Polly want a little...

Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle!

- You have a lot of spirit. - Ow! Ow! Ow!

And a lot of mouth.

- They fight like demons. - Worse than demons.

- These are the Forty Thieves. - Really? I get 39.

Forty.

Where is it?

Ah, at last.

- Can I see your invitation? - Stay out of my way, boy,

and you won't get hurt!

Fool! You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves!

When I get up, I'll bow to you!

Mmm. Huh? Ohh!

That was for ruining my wedding.

Huh? Aah!

I guess there's really no point to this now.

Freeze, sandbags! Don't make me use the other end!

Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does."

Cassim said nothing about facing the powers of a genie.

Get the others out of here. We'll leave the "king" to his plans.

Where's the King of Thieves?

I'll see you again, boy.

Ooh! This is not my fault.

This was not built to code.

Good luck gettin' back the catering deposit.

- Oh, my! - Fear not, O father of the bride.

- We can rebuild! - Oh, please do.

We can't have a wedding without a pavilion.

All right, a wedding pavilion it is, my man.

Hey, I wanna see some resumes on these guys.

And don't let the one with the beak near any power tool.

Uh, yes, yes, Genie, whatever it takes.

I am sorry about all this, Jasmine.

Daughter?

What were they after, the gifts?