Good Night Good Morning

Now we just have to deal with the cold and the wind

for the party tonight at Times Square

High wind warning in effect till midnight

acting with temperatures below zero.

Senior Correspondent Stan Brooks says folks

are already camped out on in Times Square.

It's going to be freezing. It's going to be jam-packed...

'Out of the Blue' by Ray Guntrip & Tina May

So I was with her for a long time... I think she's kissing someone now.

Dude! Shut. Up.

What the...

Yeah?

So, you are not a hooker...

You are not a chick I could pick up at the bar obviously

because you had eight sets of guys hit on

you all night and you still just sat there.

You might have been five drinks but you spoke

in perfectly beautiful sentences.

You probably did get bored in your room and came down for a drink.

What does that tell me? I don't know. But...

My name is Turiya and guess what? Happy New...

Oh, f*** off.

Thanks dudes.

Will you look at this guy?

That is sweet.

You know what you could have just stayed home

if you were going to pass out. You know what I mean?

Think she's calling now...

Aah, I'm not usually this creepy but I had a little

bit to drink and then JC introduced me to the prettiest girl I've seen...

...this year!

I'm flattered. Ummm...

Which one of the eight sets of guys are you?

I guess the 1.45 bunch

Oh yeah. The two guys and the dope-head.

Uh... Which one of the two are you?

Oh, I'm the cute one. My friend's always grumpy.

Kiss my a**.

See what I mean.

Hmmm...

How did you get my number?

I'm glad that you called. Why did you call? I'm glad...

Insomnia. Jet lag. Quarter-life crisis.

Ah! So you are in need of my entertainment services then.

Well, considering you woke me up in the middle

of the night just as I had fallen asleep, I guess that does

make you responsible to entertain me...

...Or put me back to sleep.

Oh, you are in luck then because when I entertain people

they fall right back asleep.

Which is good enough.

So what can I do?

I can play some music. Do you want to listen or something.

You know I have an IPOD here and a TV set.

What I really want to hear about is that bit where you said you saw the

prettiest girl that you ever seen and I am

going to forget you said this year.

Ah yeah. She was gorgeous,

she had the most beautiful eyes and she was hot.

What do you mean hot?

Hot... you know, hot.

No, I don't know.

Actually she was just okay... I mean she was like average...

I am just kidding.

She looked really beautiful and I am sure if she

just took a little better care of herself it would be

impossible for anybody to take their eyes off of her.

What do you mean I don't take care of myself?

No... I mean...

It's New Year's Eve and there you were sitting alone swigging

shots of Tequila wearing an overcoat that screamed

"Leave me alone, I'm boring".

It was written all over you that you did not want to look pretty tonight.

And what would I wear if I wanted to look pretty?

What would you wear if you wanted to look pretty?

Speaker dude, put it on speaker.

What do you have?

Oh! Okay... Let me look.

Ok

I have a dull gold mid-length sequined dress, a Moroccan tunic,

beige corset, a couple of tees, jeans and you know G strings.

I am sorry... What?

What? - What?

Yeah... what is a sequin?

Never mind.

You know what, why don't you wear a corset?

I think that is body hugging top sort of thing.

Really? - Yeah

How long have you seen me? All of a minute?

Uh... Yeah but you had my full attention.

Well, I like that.

So how often do you drunk-dial random strange women?

How often do you call back random weirdos?

First time.

Ah virgin random weirdo-caller backer.

You haven't answered.

Oh, I am a virgin drunk-dialer.

Well, Mr. Virgin drunk-dialer, where are you?

Uh... I'm at the l-can't-wait-to - break-the-ice-with-you stage.

Go on.

So what's your name? You haven't told me that yet.

Oh, you can call me anything you like.

I'm yours for the night honey.

In that case, I'm not telling you my name either.

Turiya. And your friend's name is HUSSAIN

And the other one said his name doesn't matter.

That's JC. But wait a second,

I thought you didn't remember which set of guys we were

Okay, so you were the only set of guys to hit on me tonight.

Oh! Just one of those nights huh?

No, I mean seriously what is a girl

like you doing alone on New Year's Eve?

That's lame...

Or it's OK, I guess.

Travelling.

Who travels on New Year's Eve?

Someone who doesn't like New Year's.

Travel to forget about it, huh?

Well, I have to get back in Mumbai by the 2nd and actually

my connecting flight got late so I have a stop over for eight hours.

AH! So this is kind of like a one-night stand, huh?

I thought guys liked one-night stands.

Not over the phone.

Okay, curious... what would you have done if I had joined you at the bar?

Spiked your drink.

Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding,

I would have asked you your name of course. I'm not crazy.

Ok. Let's say my name's Nona.

Nona... What kind of a name is Nona?

Stripper name

What kind of name is TURIYA? Is that even real?

Yeah, It's the absolute truth.

In what language?

I don't know. You have to ask Mr. Omprakash about that.

Think I should sue? He was the one who...

Omprakash? - That's my Dad.

Daddy - Daddy

It means the fourth state of consciousness.

Yeah. The other three are sitting in the car with me.

Thank God the sober one is driving.

Driving to where?

Philly

What's going on there?

My life. I am a male escort.

Experienced women dig me. They get laid. I get paid.

And I'm a stripper from Vegas and a noted porn star.

In that case you get my entertainment services for free from now on.

Tempting but I'll pass.

I'm not really a stripper incase you didn't get that.

I just landed a corporate job

that is going to pay me obscene amounts of money.

That's too bad. I was looking forward to coming to Vegas

and being your pole.

Just a pole?

God, I thought you would want to be more actively involved.

Well, why don't you suggest something else for me to wear?

Lingerie... G-string

For that, I have to look in your lingerie compartment...

Hmmm... You wish. Hang on...

Ok

She's naked.

What are you doing?

Just changing my top. It's too tight.

Okay, you shouldn't have told me that.

Why not?

Because when you tell a guy that you are changing your

top a guy pictures you changing your top.

We see everything.

So did you like what you saw?

Mmmm... Tasty.

Thanks, JC

Dude!

So is this a telephonic orgy?

Look, I changed it back from...

It's alright. I went to high school too.

So did you like what you saw?

To tell you the truth, I didn't see much.

What do you mean you did not see much?

I had my eyes closed.

Isn't that exactly how you guys picture naked women?

Ok... This is the first time I am doing something like this

Oh you poor boy.

That's ok.

I have got enough experience for the both of us.

Yeah, I don't really want to have an orgy,

a threesome... I mean phone sex

What? I can't hear you.

You want to have sex with all three of us now, you sick b******!

Dude, I got a dead body back here. My hands are full.

I wasn't implying phone sex Mr. Virgin drunk dialer

or is it Mr. "L-have-never-done-this-before".

Aah yeah, well! Boy!

Looks like it is going to snow.

Oh my God! You are a...

Virgins do exist?

You know if you worked for my escort company

I would've had your a** fired a long time ago.

I have a bad feeling about the weather you know...

I bet you do virgin boy. How old are you?

Tell me your name.