Special Op: Rent-a-Cop

Can you hear?

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me?

Good.

Secure the hostage.

Ow.

- What do we do with his body?

Bring me his head.

Packaged discreetly.

I don't need to see that.

Go ahead.

I love the retro thing

but the sound, don't get me wrong,

I love the gift, I just, hello?

Somebody found us.

What's the plan?

Search the perimeter.

Bring him back to me alive.

Brock freaking Belfrie,

when are you gonna learn?

You're too old for this game.

- We're ready to rock, just give us the word.

Belfrie, you copy?

Belfrie?

Belfrie?

Don't start, sit down.

Sit down.

You know when they put you to pasture

you're gonna be right there next to me.

Ah.

You will not see the last of me, Belfrie.

Ah.

Hello?

- Mr. Belfrie, how are you feeling this morning?

Hello?

Oh, I'm, I'm good.

I guess I'm just ready to get out of here.

- It looks like you're gonna be here for a few weeks.

Oh, come on.

You have a lacerated deltoid.

Your planter tendon needs surgery.

You're gonna have to be patient.

How old are you?

42.

- You're getting a little long in the tooth

to be playing hero.

So, today's agenda, you have X-rays,

11 am prelim with your physical therapist.

Yummy hospital lunch at 1,

oh yes, and it's bath day.

You down for a little sponge bath?

Oh yeah, well all right.

Great, Ingrid,

sergeant Befrie is ready for his sponge bath.

Doing good.

You've come so far.

Look how far you've come.

Real good.

Thanks, doc.

I never thought I'd be sad to be leaving this place.

- Gonna miss all those hospital lunches, eh?

A lot more than that.

- Then maybe you should ask me to lunch sometimes.

Doctor Lang.

Mia?

Mia, I was curious.

Could you see yourself with someone like me?

Lunch?

Absolutely.

Friends, yes, end up with you

as in end up with you, not likely.

Too good for me?

That what it is?

- No, soldiers come through here all the time.

Not all of them are as lucky as you.

I'd be worried that one day you'd go to work and...

Be unlucky.

- Belfrie, you are now honorably discharged

from the United States Army.

In exchange you are to keep your history

and your assignments fully classified.

We're suggesting a relocation

as well as flying under the radar at the moment.

- You come across any strange situations

you contact our office immediately.

- And please keep us abreast of your whereabouts

just to be safe.

- Most importantly, you come across

any of those unsavory characters

that you faced on the battlefield,

you contact me immediately.

All right, Belfrie, good luck with everything.

You are now a civilian.

- Looking forward to the new us.

Okay.

And, ah.

- Oh come on, that's not how you,

you can't reach a door...

Ah, number three is flagging number two?

What the hell?

Just...

Yeah cool, flag each other.

This...

You miss it?

I am exactly where I wanna be.

You're not bored?

No.

Well, maybe a little.

I knew it.

You know what I think you need?

Bam chicks wow wow?

Besides that.

I think you need to find something that interests you.

Like coaching little league, maybe a hobby.

You have a whole new life ahead of you.

Hm, you know what?

You are right.

You're right.

I'm gonna get me a job.

Hey, bout time you start

carrying your own weight around here.

- Carry some more weight than just mine.

Okay.

Hm, good idea.

Get my chopper to the helipad.

- So, Mr. Belfrie, what kind of work experience do you have?

- Well, nothing I can talk about really.

Well see, I signed an NDA on my last gig

but I promise you I am a natural born kill...

Leader, natural born leader,

but I'm not looking for that kind of responsibility anymore.

What a surprise.

Office skills?

Well...

Hello?

I'm working.

I'm sitting in my office right now.

I have someone sitting across from me.

Food service experience?

- Can make a mac 'n cheese that's fire.

What else you got?

Experience in sales.

House painting.

Bartending.

No?

Birthday party clown.

Come on now, really?

Work with me, Belfrie.

Aside from being a standup comedian,

you must possess some skills.

- What I do have are a very particular set of skills.

You could say I have experience

working in security.

- Actually, I have something that might be right for you.

Really?

What's that?

Rent-a-Cop has an opening.

Mister I made poopa.