Josie and the Pussycats

OKAY, LOOK, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M ACTUALLY HERE...

AND THAT I'M GONNA GET TO SEE THEM IN THE FLESH,

BECAUSE, LIKE, DUJOUR IS LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME !

DUJOUR !

I JUST WANT TO TOUCH THEM. I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE. I DON'T CARE WHERE.

I GOT ALL THEIR TRADING CARDS AND ALL THEIR CD's,

AND ALL MY GEAR IS FROM THEIR CLOTHING LINE, DUJOUR COUTURE.

I MEAN, I STRAIGHT-UP LOVE 'EM, ONLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE BROTHERS.

OH, MY GOD ! THEY'RE HERE !

WE ARE HERE EXCLUSIVE ON THE TARMAC AS THE BAND DUJOUR HEADS OFF ON THEIR WORLD TOUR.

A YEAR AGO, WOULD YOU HAVE EVER IMAGINED NUMBER-ONE SONG, NUMBER-ONE REQUESTED VIDEO ?

MARCO, THERE'S A LADY UP THERE-- "MARRY ME, MARCO--" WITH A WEDDING DRESS.

CAN YOU SEND IT BACK TO ALL THE GUYS IN THE STUDIO ?

ALL RIGHT, BOYS. WE'LL LAND IN RIVERDALE IN HALF AN HOUR.

THEN ON TO THE RIVERDAE RISE AND SHINE SHOW.

AFTERNOON IN-STORE GIG 00. QUESTIONS ?

YEAH, WYATT, HOW COME MY LIMITED-EDITION COKE CAN HAS ME WITH A GOATEE...

WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS I SHAVED INTO A SOUL PATCH

FOR THE DON'T TELL YOUR PAPA VIDEO ?

THIS IS WIGGITY-WACK, WYATT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP OF THIS.

NO, WHAT'S WIGGITY-WK IS YOUR DAMN MONKEY.

HERE WE GO WITH THE MONKEY AGAIN. DJ D.J. WITH THE MONKE.

YES, HERE WE GO AGAIN. FIRST IT POOED ON MY INCENSE.

THEN IT DECIDED TO POO ON MY TWO LITTLE BALLS.

AND THEN IT POOED ON MY PICTURE OF SWAMI MUKANANDA.

WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THIS MAN THAT DUJOUR MEANS HYGIENE ?

MAYBE IF YOU SHOWED DR. ZAIUS THE PROPER RESPECT,

DR. ZAIUS WILL STOP SHOWIN' YOU THE POO !

GENTLEMEN-- I'M GONNA KILL YOU !

OKAY ! NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS. I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR HEART !

EYE CONTACT, HAND. EYE CONTACT, HAND.

WE'LL TALK TO COKE ABOUT THE CANS...

AND TRY AND CLEAN UP AFTER THE DOCTOR, OKAY ?

OKAY ?

- YO, MAN, I'M SORRY. MY BAD. - IT'S ALL GOOD.

COULD YOU MAYBE TALK TO MARCO ABOUT HIM ALWAYS DOING MY FACE ?

YOU REMEMBER IN THE WHAT VIDEO I ESTABLISHED THE-- FACE ?

EVER SINCE THEN, EVERY TE YOU SEE MARCO, HE'S DOING THE-- FACE, AND IT'S MIN.

YOU LOOK AT HIM TRL. "HI, CARSON."

LOOK AT HIM ON THE KID'S CHOICE AWARDS. "THIS IS OURS. THANKS."

THEN RIGHT HERE ON THE COVER OF SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE.

"HI, LITTLE GIRL. BEAUTY SECRETS ?"

IT'S MY FACE. IT'S MY FACE.

TRAVIS, AM I, UH-- DOIN' YOUR FACE,

'CAUSE-- GOD FORBID I'D-- DO YOUR FACE, 'CAUSE IT'S-- SUCH A GOOD FACE.

- THAT'S IT ! - BOYS, BOYS, BOYS.

- -

- HOLD IT ! - DUJOUR MEANS FRIENDSHIP.

THANK YOU, LES. NOW, LISTEN TO ME.

LET'S ALL TAKE A MOMENT.

WHEN WE LAND, I WILL CALL THE CHOREOGRAPHER, AND SHE WILL GIVE YOU A NEW FACE.

- TOO BAD YOUR MAMA COULDN'T GIVE YOU A GOOD FACE. - TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW !

I'M SORRY, TRAVIS. THANK YOU.

YOU CAN HAVE A NEW FACE TOO.

- DUJOUR MEANS FAMILY. - DUJOUR MEANS TEAMWORK.

TEAMWORK.

- SO, HOW ARE WE ? ARE WE GOOD ? - YEAH.

ARE WE HAPPY ? HAPPY.

ARE WE DOPE ? WORD.

WICKED. YO, WYATT, THERE WAS ONE MORE THING.

YES ?

WELL, WE WERE WORKING ON SOME REMIXES OF THE LAST SINGLE, RIGHT ?

WE HEARD LIKE A REALLY STRANGE BACKGROUND TRACK.

WE WERE WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT.

GEE. YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS.

WHERE DID IT COME FROM ?

I MEAN, WYATT, WE JUST WANT SOME ANSWERS. THE ANSWERS I WILL PROVIDE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TAKE THE CHEVY TO THE LEVEE.

WHOA ! WHOA !

HEY, THAT GUY IN THE PARACHUTE LOOKS JUST LIKE WYATT.

OH, YEAH ? DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS ? OR LIKE THIS ?

- THAT'S IT. - BREAK IT UP !

- DUJOUR MEANS SEAT BELTS ! -

DUJOUR MEANS CRASH POSITIONS !

LOOKS LIKE WE NEED TO FIND A NEW BAND.

THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU, GUYS. - REAL NICE.

THANKS FOR COMIN' OUT.

YOU'RE A GREAT CROWD.

OKAY, GIRLS. WE NEED THE LANE NOW.

AND YOUR SHO.

SO HOW'D WE DO ? TWENTY DOLLARS... MINUS FIVE DOLLARS SHOE RENTAL.

FIFTEEN DOLLARS. EACH.

FIVE DOLLARS.

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D SAY THIS WAS OUR BEST SHOW YET.

WE JUST NEED TO BUILD A FOLLOWING.

LOOK, SKANKY HAD A ROCK SHOW, AND NOBODY CAME.

DID YOU GUYS ALL COORDINE BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUS,

OR ARE YOU WEARING THE SAME THING BY ACCIDENT ?

AT LEAST WE'RE NOT WEARING STUPID BUNNY EARS.

THEY'RE NOT BUNNY. THEY'RE LEOPARD.

AND THEY'RE NOT STUPID. THEY'RE SPECIAL.

- WE'RE SPECIAL. - YEAH, SPECIAL... ED.

ENJOY THE GUTTERS, JOSIE. YOU'LL BE PLAYING THERE FOREVER.

HEY. HEY, COME .

WHO'S A ROCK STAR ?

WHO'S A ROCK STAR ? I AM.

THAT'S RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.

SLOW DOW! NO WA!

ALAN M, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?

UH, THE, UH, TRUCK DIED.

JUMP IN ANYTIME.

YOU CAN'T DRIVE THIS UPHILL WHEN IT'S HOT OUTSIDE. I TOLD YOU.

YOU DON'T DESERVE A TRUCK THIS GOOD.

YOU TOTALLY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.

UM, JOSE ?

DID, UH--

DID YOU EVER WANT TO TELL SOMEONE SOMETHING, BUT--

BUT YOU WEREN'T SURE IF YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW ?

YEAH.

'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEIR REACTION MIGHT BE OR IF IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO ?

YOU SHOULD TELL THEM. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TELL THEM.

'CAUSE THERE'S THIS GUY AT WORK,

AND HE JUST REEKS, YOU KNOW ?