Kaulitz & Kaulitz

- It turned out beautifully, didn't it? - Very nice.

You'll have to keep these plants trimmed so you don't lose the view.

Welcome to my beautiful paradise.

It turned out beautifully. So classy. Life couldn't be better.

And expensive.

Last year was crazy.

Every year we swear that things will be better.

Maybe this year it's time for us to really…

Really change something. You know?

Are we rolling?

Kaulitz & Kaulitz, Season 3.

Shit.

- Hooray! - Hooray!

This season is all about change.

Exciting!

Eating healthier.

Cooking soup.

Playing tennis. Running a marathon.

- I have to pee. - No!

Non-alcoholic beer. I want a long life.

Time to make some changes.

That won't taste good. Do you want a Snickers?

This season, everything goes.

I'm on a penis detox.

Little Billy.

It was the first time we looked back.

- Here. - There. That's our house.

Yeah, Loitsche was a prison.

I had really dark thoughts.

I did everything wrong again.

- "Everything"? - That's it.

- I'm enemy number one for him. - Fuck him.

I'm scared that I'm gonna be sick.

That's a mix-up.

Neither of us has a will.

And if one of us is no longer here… I can't even imagine.

We've grown as people this year.

When they all meet!

You're here!

It'll be emotional.

- I just had to cry. - Painful.

Insanely funny.

A little cool-down.

New series, new luck.

Walking in with the wagon and Alfia, they'll think we're nuts.

Who cares? And we are.

The pool is finished, so I obviously must throw a big pool party.

A legendary party, super stylish and classy.

- A pool noodle for starters. - Into the cart it goes.

There.

It definitely won't be classy.

I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. Alfia, come here. Look what Daddy has.

I don't think Bill has ever thrown a classy party in his entire life.

- Here is your glass. - Look.

Instead, it'll be… tacky.

As the host, you're responsible

for making sure everyone has the best time.

- Water pistols! - Those are fun.

- We can put alcohol in them. - Yes.

Right.

We're lowering the standard.

This one's quite cool!

It's not a theme party though, is it?

The theme is "fabulous."

Yeah.

Nothing here is fabulous.

This will make my party look cheesy.

- Yes. - It makes everything look cheap.

Guys, this is all crap. Let's leave.

Here. Hang on. Cool.

For me, at a party…

- Show me. - …the most underrated thing ever…

Look. Isn't that cool?

…even for a party at home,

whether it's in a community garden or in your apartment,

a bubble machine is the coolest thing you can get going.

It's nice.

Would that be considered pollution?

It's not enough.

- Right? I don't think it's bad. - No.

- That store is a disaster. - That store is a disaster, yes.

- I like it. - I disapprove.

- Let's get it. - No.

In any case, my place looks good. You don't have to do much.

Get a few good-looking guys…

Alfia, come. We're leaving.

I think the pool party is just a distraction.

The real reason why Bill wants to throw a pool party

is because he wants to have sex in the hot tub.

You always act like I'm such a slut. I'm not.

- Yeah, with you, it's… - I'm pure.

BILL WANTED TO GET INTO BED WITH HIM

Bill's dating life

is so wild that I really…

I've lost track.

BILL CAN ONLY GUESS THE NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS

The past year was very emotional, with lots of ups and downs.

BILL TALKS ABOUT HEARTBREAK

I'm making progress.

CHEATED ON IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP

I got dumped last season. It didn't end well for me.

You can make a mistake once, twice… That's okay.

A third time, that's bananas.

That's bananas. It won't happen to me again.

I'm planning a big experiment.

A big surprise? What? Do I know about it?

You'll see. Let me surprise you.

Less dick, more decency. How am I gonna do that?

Dating is getting me nowhere. I'm done.

My new motto is to behave a little bit better.

Maybe be a little more reserved.

Maybe a bit more sensible and not so impulsive,

like I usually am.

Wait.

I need to stop thinking with my dick.

My love life is all over the place, it's pretty wild,

and I feel like I need to change a few things about and within myself.

That's why I've decided to go on a dick detox.

Okay, so what's allowed? What are the rules?

No porn, no texting, no dick pics, nothing. Just work.

Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.

And no masturbation either?

I don't think so. I'd drop that too.

I'm texting with…

I'd estimate, around 40 men.

Now you can delete all the pictures on your phone.

Get rid of them.

I hope he won't get mad at me, but I feel like when Bill…

They drop him right away. They don't keep in touch.

- No more naughty messages. - Exactly.

He sleeps with them, and then they break off contact.

So no more direct messages. Maybe I'll give you my password.

I can take over your messages now.

So either he actually has a small wiener,

or he's bad in bed. Could be that too.

- I'm deleting my Instagram. - Yeah…

- No, then we won't make any money. - We'll be poor.

Then we'll be poor. We don't want that either.

There's a statistic on how many times a day men think about sex.

It's a crazy number. It's very high.

So I can't do anything anymore.

It might be even higher for me.

I'll probably also score a few points with Tom

if I don't date any men for a while. He'll like that.

This couldn't get any better.

I'll need some outside help

to actually stick to my penis detox.

Like a pig in clover.

I'm on a penis detox.

A penis detox?

How long for?

- We'll see. As long as it does me good. - Two hours.

- Tops. - No.

I can already feel how much good it's doing me. No man, no sex.

That would mean he'd really take time for himself

and stay abstinent. No sex at all.

People consider me an optimist.

But in this case, I'd say it'll be tricky.

I'm a realist.

Yeah.

That sounds like a big change.

I think it's doing me good.

Definitely less dick in my life.

Wow, yeah. I'm really curious.

- Yeah. You should be. - It's a huge undertaking for you.

Yes.

Bill needs to stick to the penis detox.

No more Ballermann singers. He can't keep making the same mistakes.

This time it's really over. Done.

For a few months. Time to find himself.

The dick detox is supposed to last until I've found "Mr. Right."

We've got a whole fire here.

I don't want my hair to burn.

I'll try my best to stick with it. I'd say indefinitely.

It stinks. I'm outta here.

- Honestly, Bill, I'm skeptical. - I'm gonna stick with it. You'll see.

Twenty years of "Durch den Monsun."

Wuhlheide, here we come! I'm excited.

The biggest concert we've played in Berlin.

Great venue. We'll be banging out one hit after another.

I can already see our ugly mugs.

Oh, there.

Twenty years of "Durch den Monsun."

Today's the day

we've been looking forward to for so many months.

Isn't it crazy we've been doing this for 20 years?

We've rehearsed so much for this. There's no turning back now.

- Not bad. - That's awesome.

Look, our very first photo. Wait, the one coming up now. That one.

- There. - Yeah.

Our first photo shoot.

Looking at these photos, you can tell it's been 20 years, right?

Yeah, we look a bit younger there.

We don't usually look back. We hardly ever do that.

But on the occasion of "20 Years of Monsoon,"

for the first time I'm thinking, "Wow, fuck yeah, 20 years. It's awesome."

Our first music video.

Everybody knows it. It's kind of iconic because it was such a huge hit.

Looking back now, it was a crazy low-budget video.

You can even see people swimming in the background.