L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

- This is KSXY, Molokai, Hawaii.

Wow, Silk, that's some top.

- Just a little something I threw on.

Well, your aim's a little low.

The rocket is launched.

The Lacrosse Satellite will be in orbit

and operational momentarily.

Hmm, Commander Willow Black is gonna be here any minute.

Silk, would you go out and meet her in front

and show her the way in?

Sure.

Commander Black, it's good to see you again.

- This is Ava, your very personal sextrologist,

with some sizzle and spice to brighten your life.

Now here's a little song to stimulate your senses.

Commander Willow Black.

I'd like to introduce you to our engineer, Harry the Cat.

Pleasure.

The Lacrosse Satellite is in orbit.

We should receive the image from it any minute.

- Our LETHAL Force operators are all tide in

to your transmissions.

- That's good news, we love the action.

After all, we are the Legion to Enforce

Total Harmony and Law.

- Here's the fax we've been waiting for.

We tracked a terrorist group to an area outside of Dallas.

We have a go order to shut them down.

- We should be able to track the terrorist group

visually via satellite.

- Ava, we need to give our agents time

to gather round their short wave radios.

- Well, this will alert our agents everywhere to tune in.

Good.

- Hey Tiger, it's the satellite radio receiver from KSXY.

- This is the call we've been waiting for, Tyler.

I've been dying for some action.

- The weather on the mainland is heating up,

especially in Dallas, Texas.

Listen up and stay cool.

Now it's time for some advice for our listeners

from Ava, your radio sextrologist, on KSXY,

always here to help with your love,

sex, and relationship problems.

To our Libra and Pisces listeners,

beware of unwelcome strangers.

A confrontation can explode faster than the trigger

on an automatic weapon.

It's Ava, Doc.

She's giving word to Tyler and Tiger

about the gun runners in Texas.

- Yeah, those terrorist bastards are loaded.

They've managed to smuggle guns, rockets,

high tech detonators, and plastic explosives

from China and the Pacific rim

up through Mexico into the heartland of our country.

- Look to the heavens for sexual gratification.

There are others on the same wavelength

who are driven by a desire to interfere

with the forces of virtue.

This is Ava again, your KSXY sextrologist.

Sometimes you can see it all, but sometimes

things can seem uncertain.

Look at that.

There they are.

- Terrestrial angels will alighten your space

to join with hard-driving achievers.

The sign of the archer is ever-present.

He has the ability to shoot at your heart

for love or for death.

Many intruders are gathering in your sphere.

They will exchange gifts and pleasantries,

and be on their way.

- I wish we were in Texas to help our troops.

Tiger and Tyler will be fine.

This is a major bust for our LETHAL Force Agency.

They'll have plenty of backup once they locate

the terrorists.

- I'm feeling a bit nervous for them.

I need to unwind.

- It's amazing how you manage to do it, Cobra.

Working undercover in a nightclub as a stripper.

- Sometimes people can't see what's right in front of them.

- Oh, I can see what's right in front of me, all right.

But our job is to cover each other's asses.

- It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

This one's yours.

- It's time to kick ass and take names.

- We'll have more love and sex advice for you

after this next beautiful song.

- Tiger, lock in the hand receiver to the dish,

we've gotta stay tuned to Ava.

- We're back on track, sexy ones,

and we hope you are too.

This is Ava, along with my engineer, Harry the Cat,

and we're bringing you the latest in sextrology advice.

Think in terms of warm water on your bodies.

- That's our signal, Tyler.

Our targets have made it to the water.

- They're stealing the agency boat.

The Vindicator.

- Neptune is the mysterious ruler

which inspires many psychic powers.

It can be painful to realize you are without vindication.

That was Ava again.

The good news is they've tracked the terrorists,

they're on the water.

What's the bad news?

They've got our boat.

Let's get 'em.

Explosive tips, right?

Tyler, don't you know by now,

everything I touch has a way of exploding?

How could I forget?

Let's go. - Okay.

Tiger.

They're over there.

Let's go.

We gotta roll.

Get it.

There they are.

- Arrow, explosive tipped, what'd you expect?

- Hey, I had something to do with it, too.

- All right, they got the terrorists.

Ah, but the boat's toast.

- Tiger and Tyler did a great job.

They sure did.

Hello.

- Sorry, Miss, this is a restricted security area.

- I just opened up a pizza joint downstairs.

It's called Sofia's.

I just wanna hand out a few free samples.

Do you want a piece?

I'll take two.

All right.

Good thinkin'.

Tastes really good.

There you go.

Enjoy it, darling.

Don't worry, I'm just gonna go right down the hall.

You can keep an eye on me.

If I have to.

Hi, ladies, I'm Sofia.

I own the new pizza joint downstairs.

Here are some samples, it's Sofia's finest.

You girls are gonna love it, it's delicious.

And wait till you try this ginger ale.

Boy oh boy, it's really gonna quench your thirst.

Mm-mm, there you go, now you girls have a nice day, okay?

Thank you.

Thank you.

BB, something's wrong.