The Wrong Track (På villspor)

Come on, boys! Dig deep!

Two more laps!

We want to beat our best Birken result, right?

Yes.

Then stop being a couch potato and spend some more time on your skis.

I don't know how much more my family can tolerate.

Not everyone lives like you, Gjermund.

We can train for a few hours after work tomorrow.

I can't. I have to watch the kids. Martine has choir practice.

Can't you just leave the kids home alone? Let them feel a bit of fear.

That's how you build character, so they don't turn soft.

- Yeah. - Maybe.

If you want to reach your goals, you can't give up at the first hurdle.

Hi. Welcome to Cakes and Shakes. I'm Emilie. What can I get you?

- I'd like eight shakes. - Eight?

Two Kale Madness, one without kale.

- Kale without kale? - Yes.

One Stairway to Heaven.

One Fruit Ninja, no banana, extra kiwi.

One 50/50 with Minty Fuck and Passion Explosion.

One Pineapple Express and One in a Melon, as it comes,

and an Apple of my Eye.

No. Sh! I have to...

The... You said...

Did you just shush me?

I didn't mean to. I need quiet to remember everything.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- I can write it down. - Write it down.

Not a sick bag.

- Okay. - No.

- Yes? - Two...

Two Kale Madness, one without kale.

Kale without kale.

- One Fruit Ninja, no kiwi, extra banana. - Yes.

One Stairway to Heaven, regular.

One special mix with half Minty Fuck and half Passion Explosion.

And one Sweetie Pie, but...

THE WRONG TRACK

Did you quit?

It wasn't like I quit quit. It was only supposed to be temporary.

- It came to a natural end. - Emilie...

It did, and it suited me well because I didn't like working there.

- This didn't work out either. - Can we change the topic?

- What are you gonna do now? - That's not changing the topic, Gina.

- No, listen... - It's a relevant question.

Yes. I have another friend with no qualifications.

Thank you.

She is doing well. She got a job as a tram driver.

- No. - That would suit you.

No!

It would.

Hello!

Hi!

You're such a good kisser.

You know... I really have to pee.

- Okay. - Yeah.

By the way, have you... Have you got a johnny?

- A johnny? - Yes. Have you got one?

No, I don't have a johnny on me.

Okay. While you kiss, I'll be...

- No, while you... While we kiss... - Yeah.

- While you pee, I'll run to the shop. - Yeah.

- To buy a johnny. - Okay.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- While you're peeing. - Yeah. Okay.

Hi.

- Hi. - Pull your trousers up.

I can't stop. I'm sorry.

The queue in the pub was so long, so... Yeah.

It's weird they only have one toilet.

And if you... I don't know if you've been to the Storo Mall at all?

- Have you been there? - Yes, I have.

Yeah. They have a thousand toilets,

but only one beer... I mean toilet at the pub.

- I see. - Yeah.

Oops!

I'm standing in my own pee.

You know it's illegal to urinate in public?

Yes, I've heard that before. It will not happen again.

This was a once in a lifetime for me.

Okay, let's leave it at that. Just don't do it again.

I won't.

- Go home and get some sleep. - Yes.

- Have a good night. - Thank you.

Yo! Your phone's ringing.

Hello. Emilie speaking.

No. It's my week. I'm coming.

Yeah. Okay, bye.

- Hi, Lilli. Hi, Lisbeth. - Hi.

Hi. Are you not feeling well?

Yeah, you feel hot.

I've put her homework in her bag. Just see if she's up to it, okay?

- Oof. - Hi.

Hi, Joachim.

- This is my week. - I know, but we couldn't reach you, so...

- Where were you last night? - What? I've been... at home.

- Okay. - It's none of your business.

Maybe it's better if I take Lilli home

so you can take a shower after your big night.

Joachim, you can't be angry with me for going out when I don't have Lilli.

Do you want me on standby?

There's a difference between being on standby

and turning up stinking of booze.

Sorry, I need this classroom, so...

- Yes. - Yes.

- Yeah. Lilli, say bye to Dad. - Lilli.

Give me a hug. Get well soon and be a good girl.

Are you and dad arguing?

We're just having a discussion.

Now I think you should get a bit of rest.

- Did you pee? - Yeah, but the toilet's being weird again.

Okay, I'll fix it.

Try to get some sleep.

- No! - No!

- No, take it easy. Honestly. - Bye, boys.

- It's Olav's turn in the middle. - Nice having you here.

- Hi. - No, it's my turn.

- Oh my God! - Hello, boys.

- Hi. - Hi.

There are kids starving to death in other parts of the world. Take...

Could you take... Okay, whatever...

- It's my turn! - No!

Did Helge go home?

He went to Gran Canaria. He needed a break.

- Yeah, right. Very funny. - He said hi.

- Bye. Thanks for today. - Bye.

- No. - No!

Please keep your willy in your trousers.

Kids are fun.

Yeah...

Yeah, I'm ready. I just need a shower.

No stress, but we have to get it done.

Yeah. I'll just...

- I'm ready. - Great. We're on the same page.

My name is Roger, and you are watching my YouTube channel, "Work is Fun".

On this channel, I will help you with job applications, your CV...

Holy fuck!

Fuck!

Shit!

No!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Go to the car. - It'll be okay, Lilli. See you soon.

- Yeah, it'll be okay. - Yeah.

Get in and I'll go and get Teddy.

- Her temperature is high, so... - Lilli will be staying with me a while.

- But the toilet was broken. - What did you say when you moved out?

"I want to be the main character in my own life"

How's that working out for you?

Look at those details. It's insane.

Oh God, they look so similar.

Come on, just a bit more.

Damn.

Who is it?

Guess.

- Hi. - Hi.

Why did you wait six months before calling a plumber?

Not everybody has an emergency savings account.

It's quite easy. You just put aside a percentage of your salary every month.

How much do you earn?

- You don't earn anything? - No.

- So you don't... You don't get paid? - No.

Joachim is very happy about the situation. He wants Lilli full time.

Okay, I'm off to bed. I've made up the spare bed.

- Yeah. - Goodnight.

- I'm coming. - Now? You're going?

Yeah, I am. My body battery is low. I need to recuperate and train tomorrow.

- But I'll help you with your bathroom. - What if Joachim is right?

That Lilli should stay with them full time?

No, that's just nonsense.

They have a garden she loves to play in. She loves being outside, and...

Don't worry about that. The garden isn't what's important to Lilli.

The most important thing for Lilli is that you're there for her. She's not...

Do you have any gossip?

- Gossip? - Yeah, some news or something.

Yeah. Anders and Thea are getting divorced.

Thea's going to start a diving school in Thailand, but he can't be in the sun.

- He's... He's an albino, right? - Yes, he's albino. It's easy to see.

He's just like, "Is it raining today?"

"No, it's sunny."

Another crime novel?

- Is it a good book? - Gjermund...

She'll never sort out her own mess if you do it for her every time.

Yeah.

She may have had a kid at 20, but she's not your responsibility.

You...

You do everything for her. You wrap her in cotton wool.

No, I don't.

It's great that you love your sister, but this situation is not your fault.

It wasn't easy growing up alone with Mum.

No, but should you have stayed at home with your mum

and been a back-up dad for a five-year-old instead of going to college?

- She's an adult now. - Yes, you're right.

- She has to fend for herself. - You're right. You're right.

You awake?

Sorry, my shirt is creased. I have to steam it.

Okay, I see.

- I can pay you back if it's... - Yeah.

- Wonderful. - It was nice.

Gjermund.

She downed the Barolo.