Judgementall Hai Kya (जजमेंटल है क्या)

'This film is solely for entertainment.'

'The events and characters in this film are fictitious.'

'Through this film, we do not intend to trouble'

'any person suffering from mental illness.'

'We also do not intend to hurt the emotions'

'of the people related to them.'

'We encourage you'

'not to be bias towards people suffering from mental illnesses.'

'Please be empathetic and polite to them.'

'We do not encourage violence against women.'

Leave me!

What did I do?

Bobby is watching us. She needs to know.

Let me go!

'This Sheersasana...'

'It retains youthfulness.'

'This special yogic position gives a natural glow on our face.'

'It gives our eyes power for more than a hundred years.'

'It helps you control hormonal emotions. Sheersasan is a vital exercise.'

Can we go for a breakfast date?

I have loose motions.

Yesterday, we cancelled our movie plan saying you had rashes.

You have too many complexes, Bobby.

You are not normal.

I don't talk while doing Yoga.

Why do all our dates end up at the supermarket or the grocery store,

pickup-drop, buying groceries,

buying eggs, buying toiler paper for your uncle.

I also mentioned a kilo of potatoes

I bought two and a half kilos of potatoes last week for you,

but you didn't feed me even a single fry.

You should learn something from this potato.

It fits everywhere.

Cottage cheese, peas, veggies. Easy going.

Adjusting.

Be like a potato.

How can I be like a potato?

How much more do I have to adjust?

Don't you want anything from me except groceries and veggies?

Bobby.

Don't you want to get married and have kids?

Don't you want to settle down?

Did your parents think about settling down after having sex?

I don't know. Never asked.

This is what happens eventually.

The sex part gets over.

And this is what husbands and wives spend most times doing.

Buying potatoes and onions at the supermarket.

And we're already reached there without having the sex part.

Potatoes and onions.

Bobby.

I get a strange feeling that we are brother and sister.

You know Sahil and Kishwar.

They've been going around for six months and she is already pregnant.

Do I have to get pregnant to make you happy?

Should I get pregnant? Should I?

No one has ever become pregnant by roaming around in a mall buying potatoes.

Are you going to get me any work?

What's the point of having you as my manager?

There is this south Indian film.

Action. Rowdy Rani.

Please don't burn down the studio.

You dog!

Go and get your mother!

If she had taught you a lesson when you were young,

my shoe and your bottom would have never met.

- Good job. - One more.

Just wrap it up, Bobby.

You're a dubbing artist, not the heroine.

I've come up with a new tongue twister.

You are a retard, you are a retard, you are a retard...

"Is she the character or the story?"

"Is she is the fire or is she the rain?" 'Go and get your mother!'

'If she had taught you, '

'then I wouldn't have had to beat you into a pulp.'

"Is she the fire or is she the rain?" 'Nice one!'

"Bratty, annoying!"

"Crazy! A free soul!"

"Bratty, annoying!"

"Half empty, half full!"

"Bratty, annoying!"

"Bratty, annoying!" 'Do not give up, the victory is yours'

"Bratty, annoying!"

'We've discovered water on the moon...'

'We've discovered water on the moon'

'but couldn't find happiness here on earth.'

'Everyone is...'

Are you happy?

Then what are you doing here?

"Once she starts she doesn't stop walking."

"Always swaying here and there."

"Carefree and free less attitude."

"She always makes some noise."

"Expressionless face, like the devil."

"Always has her way."

"Like a Crossword clue."

'Your life is going to change, keep journeying'

"She has a notorious mind!"

The pictures are stunning you should be a movie star.

Thanks.

Hope all the heat inside has gone off.

This is called cooling agent.

Wonderful, Bobby. Absolutely wonderful.

Can you turn up the heat a little more?

Rascal!

Hope all the heat inside has gone off.

Feeling cool enough?

Bobby Batliwala Garewal.

I had a word with Brijraj's lawyer.

Either you pay 50,000 rupees fine

or have to spend time at the asylum.

The other one of course.

What?

The mental asylum.

I am comfortable with that.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Hey! Cockroach!

Kumari Ji.

Why did the fat nurse wear a helmet every time she ate?

Because she was on a crash diet.

She is here. Run! Noodle fry! I'll get you.

I will take my pills on time.

And finish the full course.

And if?

And if I do something like this again,

then I'll be thrown back into the mental asylum again.

What's in this?

A bomb.

Don't act so smart.

You're going to come back pretty soon.

I'll keep your room ready here!

What's all this junk?

Hey! Careful with that!

Origami. That's three months of hard work.

Okay, fine.

Let it be, Bobby.

If he pissed you off so muchm

you could have just slapped him.

You had to spend time in an asylum.

Well... I'm back after three months at the asylum.

But his nose is never going to grow back again.

There is a permanent hole on his face.

Where is Panauti?

- Panauti. - Bobby.

Let's go home.

The new tenants are coming over today at the bungalow.

I hope you remember that.

Please let them live with some peace.

She's my friend's daughter.

Well then don't expect me to pamper her.

Panauti!

All I'm saying is just don't drive them away like everyone else.

They are building their own house. And will leave once it's ready.

Let's go home.

Mumtaz.

Remember to clean uncle's diaper properly.

It'll start smelling otherwise.

We've to find a new aunt for him too.

You little devil!

"She feeds grains."

"She sings a song."

"She feeds grains."

"She sings a song."

"People in this world..."

"Often..."

"Get deceived."

"All it takes..."

"Is a stare..."

"To steal your heart."

Hi. Bobby, right? I am Reema.

This is my husband, Keshav. It's so nice to finally be here.

That entrance is for you.

This entrance is exclusively for my use.

Me, my guests and my staff.

In case you're staying out late,

then come back in the morning after partying.

I am an early riser.

There are no other rules.

Enjoy.

You said it's a charming house.

And she's the niece of some family friend.

What kind of friends do you have?

Fine. Its only temporary, baby.

We needed a place urgently. Yeah.

And come on! Just look at it.

It's so... Charming.

- Yeah. - Oh!

Very charming.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

I've got another regional south Indian movie for you to dub.

Zara Ki Kahaani!

This one is a horror film.

Do me a favour. Please don't get into the character while dubbing as usual.

The next thing I know is that you've turned into a ghost.

You'll wear a white saree, come out from under the bed.

Every time you do a new story, you get obsessed with the character