Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider (東島丹三郎は仮面ライダーになりたい)

FUTABA'S PUB

So... what're we doing about this?

We ended up making an even bigger mess.

Okay.

I say we're done for today!

Let's go home!

What do you mean, go home?! You think you can paper over this?!

But first, Tackle.

As champion, you haven't given your victory speech yet.

Go on!

Now?

Indeed.

And then we'll be on our way.

I-I'll keep it brief, then.

Right.

Well...

I've never been happier in my entire life!

Tackle is number one!

That's it!

I love her!

Okay, move out! We're taking the back exit!

Ichiyo?!

Seriously?!

I'm counting on the lovely couple to smooth things over.

What?

It's in your hands. Figure something out.

Smooth things over?! How do we do that, exactly?

Tell her she'll be compensated for the damages at a later date

and clean up a bit, that sort of thing.

Are you sacrificing us?

Fool! Your newlywed immunity will give you protection from just about anything!

What is a newlywed immunity?

So you made a mess in the pub's private room.

It's a small price to pay to get to share in your nuptial bliss.

I have no idea what you're saying.

What do you think happens if two explosives come into conflict?

Mass destruction!

So the older brother will go,

leaving the younger brother and his wife to settle the situation.

There's no other way.

Episode seven of Kamen Rider...

Here's a little quiz.

In episode seven, Shocker was searching for treasure worth trillions of yen...

What did Kamen Rider do with that money?

Trillions?! Not just billions?

Trillions. Of. Yen.

I'm not familiar with that one.

What were they going to use that money for?

I might be in Shocker, but I can't even dream of what to do with that much cash.

It was to be used for their global conquest. Vital funds for Shocker's agenda.

So, what happened to the trillions of yen?

The answer:

Kamen Rider found the money first,

and tossed it into the Pacific Ocean!

Trillions of yen?! No way!

Who does that?!

Kamen Rider does!

If you intend to bear that name... then stop trying to weasel out of danger!

You must be just in all your actions!

Would you toss trillions of yen?

Nope.

Could you really throw that kind of money away?!

Be sure to answer honestly, from the heart!

Swear on Kamen Rider that you're telling the truth!

I'll ask again.

Could you seriously throw away trillions of yen?!

He's starting to shudder.

He looks like one of those scary Buddhist statues.

I would...

throw it in the ocean too!

Don't lie!

What the heck?!

Dammit.

Are you little kids who make a fuss the second the teacher is gone?

Re...

Retreat!

Asshole! Get back here!

She ran after him.

I can't blame her.

Yeah...

I guess we'll clean up and pay our tab.

I'll talk to my sister about what happened,

so I guess we're done for today.

P-Please do.

How long is she going to chase me?

Are you kidding me?

Does she hate me that much?

Why are you still chasing me?!

Because you ran off without paying!

And that payment also includes the damage you caused.

No, it can't just be that.

The only feeling I seem to get from you is hatred.

Yeah, you're right.

I've got nothing but hate for you.

Very well.

We may as well settle this here.

Transform...

V3!

We doing this?

Then you had better say your prayers.

And I do mean that literally.

'Cuz you're about to die.

Brother...

This is goodbye!

V3 Mach Speed Punch!

Sh-She's like bloodlust incarnate!

Wha—

What are you, a monkey?

Die!

So, this is fratricide.

Dammit all.

What kind of life is this?

I'd be dead if I hadn't transformed.

I didn't think you'd take it this far.

You've been dead 30 seconds and you're already haunting me?!

Futaba.

Shocker really does exist.

They were the ones who killed Grandpa and Grandma!

You were a kid, and your brain was all mixed up!

The cops said it was some robbers who'd been in the area that did it!

I saw it happen myself.

It was an agent of Shocker!

More nonsense.

This is why I've gotta kill you!

Then if I win, you have to believe—

Shut up!

V3...

I said, shut up.

Electric Heat...

Chop!

Wh-What the hell was that chop?!

The V3 Electric Heat Chop.

What did he just do?

It's like his attack affected me internally.

Is he really more than just some Kamen Rider maniac?

Now, have at you, Futaba!

Who do you think you are?!

Like I said before...

I'm gonna kill you.

V3 Rotating

Full Kick!

Not bad!

You endured a Full Kick with all my power behind it?!

Let me show you how rotations work in a fight!

You dead this time, asshole?!

Wh-Why do you hate me so much?

You're still alive?!