Camp Cold Brook

Between the journey of the living

and the realm of the dead.

Did you hear that?

Our team of paranormal experts reveal

the most heinous crimes.

He took the girls here, he tortured 'em.

Put their bodies in here.

29 inmates died down here.

Ronald brown was found hanging in an elevator shaft

by one of his...

Did you?

And uncover the most shocking legends.

Tim and Emily Davis.

They claim to have coincidentally purchased a home

that her twin sister, who was kidnapped at age nine,

had been held captive in the basement.

Oh, come on.

I know, I know.

Let's look at this shit, thing's going crazy.

We take the incredible and make it credible.

We make the illogical logical.

And we bring the dead

back to life.

I'm Jack Wilson.

Join us.

Hi, I have a 1:30 with John brierwitz.

I know who you are.

You can head on in.

Thank you.

My husband loves your show.

Your husband has excellent taste.

Look, Jack, it's been a great run.

Three seasons in TV is saying something nowadays.

But everything's going scripted.

More money, syndication,

plus you'll get a bigger bump in streaming.

Reality TV just doesn't have the legs right now.

John, it's not reality TV.

You know that.

I know, I know, you've elevated it.

But the ratings are not elevated, that's the problem.

We're only three episodes into the season.

You wanna cancel us before our biggest episode airs?

No, no, no, no, no.

We'll run whatever you shot.

Maybe a shakeup in the lineup.

I just wanted to give you the heads up.

There's not gonna be a pickup for another season.

You can't move us, John.

We're on the cusp of something really big,

we're about to shoot it now.

What is it?

= no.

Uh-uh, I'm keeping a lid on it.

But when it delivers, it will,

I want another eight episode guarantee.

Jack, I literally told you 10 seconds ago

that wasn't going to happen.

= fine.

I'll walk it over to travel channel.

You can walk it over to the food network if you want to.

Look, I'm doing this because I like you,

because I can appreciate

and respect what you try to do for the show,

but it's over.

Okay, I'll shop.

John.

This is the one.

This is the one that separates all those hack shows from us.

No bullshit evp machines, but actual documented proof

of life after death.

And it's gonna happen on someone else's goddamn network.

All right, Jack.

Come on.

All right, here's what we're gonna do.

If this show is what you say it is,

finish your run of existing episodes,

we'll run this as a 90 minute special in summer.

If, and I'm talking a big if here,

the numbers come back big, we can discuss a fourth season.

= it will.

One episode?

Your amazing news is one new episode.

= no.

It's the episode.

We produce one ball-busting, scare the living shit

out of our audience episode and we got another season.

I think I'll start scaring up my unemployment paperwork.

Coffee anyone?

= oh.

= no.

Got a lot to do and no time to do it.

So, where we going?

I say we do Winchester house.

No way.

Place is lame.

Besides, I heard they're shooting

some shit paranormal movie about it.

Yeah, Helen mirren"s actually set to star.

Really?

Do you know if they have a dp yet?

Oh, I'm just shocked that they haven't called you yet.

I mean, clearly they must have missed that episode

we shot in Alcatraz where you fell asleep in the cellar.

Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop!

Come on, guys.

What the hell is wrong with you?

This is it.

We are all out on our asses

if we don't come up with something big here,

so let's put our heads together, come on.

I say we do Winchester house

and then we tie the movie into it.

That's a great idea.

We don't have time for something like that.

Um, I have one.

What do you have?

It's a camp, it's called cold brook.

It's in Oklahoma?

Yeah, I gotcha, but there's not much here.

Nothing cool at least.

What'd you hear about it?

Someone posted it to one of our fan sites.

We have fan sites?

It happened in 1990.

Not one news crew was allowed in after.

The camp was owned by a local church in the area.

Afterwards, they shut it down

and they wouldn't let anyone near the property.

Huh, surprised you never heard it.

Who reads newspapers anymore?

How big is cold brook?

= um.

Population 1,000.

Well, Hicksville in the sticksville.

You're not actually thinking about this right now, right?

You think this is our one episode to rule them all?

Nobody's even heard of this place

except for our one fan apparently.

Well, maybe that's the point.

Maybe what we need is a place that no one's ever heard of.

That 50 other ghost hunting teams haven't shot

every square inch of.

What do you think, ang?

Well, summer camp is kinda big right now.

Dead kids, always creepy.

Okay.

We set up a location scout.

Four of us, this weekend.

If it looks promising,

we'll book the crew to come on next week.

Yeah, I actually have rams tickets this weekend, so.

So you don't come,

you can fill out your unemployment

paperwork at the game. It's your choice.

Set up to travel.

Okay.

Daddy!

Hey, girls.

How was your day?

What did you guys do today?

- We made brownies. - Yeah.

Good, I want some.

Uh, after dinner.

Oh, there's mom.

- You're so funny. - Go get some.

How was your day?

Good.

Oh, girls!

Haley, monet!

I'm gonna pay for that one.

Sorry about the brownies, daddy.

What are you talking about?

Those were the best kitchen floor brownie

that I have ever tasted.

Do you think ghosts are real?

Do I think ghosts are real?

Hmm.

Well, if they are,

nothing to be afraid of.

So I shouldn't be afraid of the one in my dreams?

= no.

Those are just dreams.

I already told her that.

Well, thank you, monet.

Thank you.

All right.

= she looks real.

She likes your show.

Well, tell her to write my producers.

Could use the ratings.

Good night, girls.

Night, daddy.

Haley's still having nightmares?

I guess so.

She's just at that age.

Monet was the same way, remember?

Now she's onto imaginary friends.

Though not everyone outgrows it, do they?

We're in trouble, aren't we?