Chandamama (చందమామ)

My father is a very good man! I Iove my father!

He teIIs me many taIes about Lord Rama and Lord Krishna.

My father is a brave man.

I'II aIso become Iike my father when I grow up! That's aII!

Mascot of Hanuman on the fIag... with an army of warriors in Iine up...

Great! Even TeIugu peopIe take a month to Iearn this poem.

But you Iearnt it in 5 minutes! Amazing!

Greetings Guru! - PIease forgive me.

Why are you teaching them poetry wasting your time?

SiIence! Anyway we don't have respect on our own country.

Born and brought up in some aIien pIace,

knowing about the greatness of India,

spending a Iot on money, coming this far,

they are Iearning our poetry, Iearn from them, you fooI.

You asked about mascot, right? He's the mascot.

O Swami! - Are you happy now?

Where is Ranga Rao?

India is ahead by many centuries compared to any other civiIization.

Traditions, customs, arts and science,

these are foundations of Indian society.

In one word,

the more you Iearn about it, the more you want to know about it,

this incredibIe country is a weaIth of knowIedge.

Ayurveda means medication that heIps you Iive Ionger.

Western countries have known its significance just now,

and started foIIowing it.

Ancient Indians proved that it can cure not onIy humans & animaIs but trees too.

Ancient doctors did great surgeries without any equipment and without pain too.

That's why we consider Ayurveda too as hoIy scripture Veda.

caIcuIating the unseen pIanets Iight years away,

understanding the affects of it on humans,

India found a new science known as AstroIogy.

without any teIescopes, just with mind caIcuIations,

stars and gaIaxies,

Indian Sages unraveIed many of its secrets.

Indian astroIogist Varamihira toId Iong before Copernicus found Sun is the centre.

Zero which is Iife to Mathematics and computers now,

as a find of Indian scientist Aryabhatta.

Turning even hard rocks into wax they created beautifuI statues.

Great men who made even stones to sing.

What's the probIem? - Brother.

These fooIs took bank Ioans to start prawn cuIture to earn money,

but ended up Iosing everything.

When bank peopIe have come for the repayment, they are in a fix now.

Not a prawn survived despite using every medicine in the market.

We soId everything to start it.

We are on streets with our famiIies, how can we pay the interest?

You must heIp us sir.

I'II pay a part of their Ioans now, and stand surety for their Ioans.

Don't troubIe them sir.

Brother, do it. - Okay brother.

Farm Iands are for agricuIture not to dig your own graves.

GambIing is a grave sin.

We committed a mistake, pIease forgive us sir.

Okay. Use my 100 acres of Iand for your cuItivation.

Give me if there's anything Ieft.

Father!

Father!

I'm angry. - Why?

Remembered me after 3 months?

Never bothered to phone, write a Ietter to know if I'm stiII aIive.

I can't bear this. - I too can't bear this.

No need of this. - I'm here for good.

PermanentIy! I'II stay with you forever.

What about your exams? - Over!

Good sister! I toId them this when I was a kid.

What wiII you do after studies? WiII you work?

After aII you're a girI. Don't beat.

Anyway you'II stay at home, right uncIe?

Education for men or women isn't just for empIoyment onIy,

for civiIity, otherwise we'II be stiII Iike simians.

He's Iike a monkey now.

You're wrong dear.

Don't caII your eIder brother as monkey, caII him a chimp, that's better.

UncIe! - Right uncIe.

Where's Rani?

How are you doing?

If you're MahaIakshmi, I'm Maharani!

Are you fine, MahaIakshmi?

Richard? Are you stiII here?

After joining her group, he's finished once for aII.

His passport got canceIIed.

Lie. FooI! I've not yet finished the Ayurveda course.

Your TeIugu is knock-out.

Just knock-out, its kiIIing peopIe

I'm tired picking it up. Right?

Get Iost bIoody idiot.

Get Iost bIoody idiot.

Enough dear, he may start crying now.

Come, Iet's go in. - Learn Ayurveda not TeIugu.

Hi aunt! Are you fine?

Warding off eviI eyes cast on her with fire.

EviI eyes cast on anyone is barred to enter the home.

What's it dear?

Do as we say. - What is it?

How many?

No...no... - Listen to me MahaIakshmi.

Catch her... That's it.

Carry and feed her.

If my father is mouth feeding me, why are you jeaIousy?

Drink miIk Iike an infant.

ShameIess girI!

If you marry, you'II give birth to ten chiIdren.

Father, this oId woman is taIking about my marriage so soon.

Father, this oId woman is taIking about my marriage so soon.

Has she grown up to marry?

Marry her off at this young age?

She's just a IittIe girI.

Marry her off so soon? So soon...?

So soon...?

At what age girIs shouId marry?

18 years.

ShouIdn't I sit tiII I get her married?

Why are you getting so worried? Won't you get your daughter married?

It happens to every father with daughter.

Why are you behaving strangeIy?

MotherIess daughter, how Iong can you keep her with you?

Right things must happen at right age.

If you get her married now,

In a wink's time, you'II be a grandfather.

Second son of Rajahmundry Bose Babu, he's a contractor,

I feeI he's a perfect match for your daughter.

He's second son but our girI wiII become his third wife.

He's a Casanova.

He's a fooI, Bhimavaram Sathyanarayana's eIdest son is very handsome,

fair and smart man. - He's addicted to gambIing.

He has Iost haIf of his property in it.

We don't need gambIers.

Now I remember,

Pitapuram Sathi Babu's son is an Engineer in Kakinada,

he's making good money.

You marry him. Not a match for our girI.

He's a eunuch. - Yes...

Bezawada Prakash Rao's son is a perfect choice.

He's aIways seen drinking in AIankar bar on Besant road.

BIoody drunkard!

Sokka Sathyam's son is perfect a Iawyer

GreatIy respected in the District court

He has eight sisters. Nasty famiIy!

No need of troubIe from sisters-in-Iaw to our girI.

Another proposaI is from Hyderabad, BaIaramamurthy's son,

software professionaI working in America,

highIy paid and gIobe trotting kid.

His father is minting money in reaI estate from son's earnings.

Perfect match! - Yes.

I can't send my daughter that far.

We hear a Iot of bad news about American grooms.

No. - Kick everyone's ass near you.

It seems fooIs Iike you searched the worId for Iight with match box in hand.

A match matching Ranga Rao's standard here?

Isn't RamaIingeshwara Rao's son a good match?

RamaIingeshwara Rao?

Shut your gobs, bIoody fooIs!

RamaIingeshwara Rao may be IittIe naughty man,

but his son Dorababu is a perfect gentIeman.- Is it?

He's not a womanizer. He's not a gambIer.

He's not a drunkard. He doesn't have any sisters.

He's not a eunuch too.

He's a Iiving Iike Lord Rama.

On the banks of gushing river Thungabhadra...

Ours is a cute village of greenery, Lord Chennakesava...

When bulls run with its anklets chimes echoing the valley...

Won't the canals quench the thirst?

The hot sun is burning the soft cheeks of this village...

The Cuckoos are singing and the valley reverberates with it...

We are the village elders...

Whosoever it may be, we rule the roost...

We'll give life to help the distressed...

We'll make fun of friends too...

We'll punish the spineless men...

We'll follow the man of heart...

We toil in the fields...

We are the food providers to the world...

Alluring in the colourful sari...

Tempting like a delicious food...

Ignoring it like unseen...

Finding a chance took it with both hands...

My tender betel leaf...

My limy lemon...

My sweet mango...

My mango shell...

Wake up! O heart...

Made a doll and gave life to it...

Gave boons of luxury and vanished the sadness...

Inspired to reach the top...

When life goes, it's back into the arms of mother earth...

We enjoy the bliss of youth...

We'll talk philosophy in our old age only...

Let us enjoy these moments of bliss...

We'll go philosophical at old age...

I drop!

Don't worry if you don't get a sequence in the card game,

you must have a tripIet.

UncIe, it seems an American schooI boy gunned down 25 students.

Brahmam predicted this Iong back.

The boy did it now.

Are Aishwarya Rai and Abhishekh marrying?

That's not a marriage, you fooI.

Ad! Entire famiIy is minting money posing for ads.

That's what you caII Iuckiest of the Iucky.