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so you think this is the one

Killed all those people over in bemidji? Could be.

I mean, you're saying this is all some--some big coincidence

That suddenly we got four victims

In 24 hours, yourself included?

My wife is dead, and you're harassing me.

Just leave poor lester alone, will ya?

Found this on my windshield last week.

You got bronzer on your blackmail note.

I'm taking over.

I ran his plates, and it turns out

That the car was registered to one of your victims.

30 milligrams. Don't take two of these

And think you're gonna nap-- it's basically speed.

It's like a nightmare.

I told you. I know a guy.

You know a guy.

A guy?

Better be some guy, stavros.

For this...

We gave up everything.

Gave up? What did we have?

Debts, screaming phone calls,

Bill collectors at the door.

At least it was warm.

Shit.

What?

Out of gas.

You bought gas.

$5.00. It was all I had.

Idiot!

The boy's gonna freeze!

We can't stay here.

I know. I'll think of something.

Think of what?

Gasoline?

Yeah, from your brain into--

You shut up? I got to think.

Oh, hey!

Here! Here!

hey!

Here! Here!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, slow down.

hey! No, stop!

Stop! Wait!

Hey! Come on, come on!

Aghh!

Oh!

All right.

Lord, let me get through this.

Let us find gas

And a-- and a warm bed.

Let us prosper even in the-- in the smallest of ways,

And I'll be your humble servant

For the rest of my days.

Yeah.

Oh, god. My god.

Oh, god. My god.

Thank you, god.

All right.

I can't believe he wouldn't stop--

A family vehicle, a baby in a car.

Who doesn't stop for a baby in a car?

God is real.

We're gonna freeze to death

Because a man that hasn't showered since the '70s

Couldn't be bothered to apply the brakes.

God is real.

God is real.

Well...

There's nothing here.

No wildlife in your pipes.

Water heater's clean.

I'm not sure how you got blood in your shower.

Are you sure it wasn't rust? 'cause--

Listen to me.

It's not like a band-aid fell out, okay?

It was buckets,

Literally buckets of blood.

Whoa.

Making a horror film, huh?

And with the dead dog you mentioned too--uffda.

Sounds like a bad day.

Did you see any signs of tampering?

Tam--tampering?

Yeah.

Screws loosened recently

Or holes that blood could've been injected.

Injected?

What the heck are you thinking happened here?

Nothing.

Thanks for your time.

Yeah.

You know, I, uh--I seen your commercials on tv--

July in January.

You got any, like, gift certificates?

The wife, she-- get the hell out of here.

Sure, okay.

Yeah.

Uh, say...

You ever read the bible?

What?

The bi--bible...

You know, the big book.

All that blood made me think of it,

You know, moses and the like.

"and god sent a plague of blood upon the land."

Better get right with the lord.

You know what I'm-- what'd you say?

nothing.

Say it again.

Well, no--

What did you say to me?

Say it again! Boss, let him go.

What did you say?

Boss, he's just a damn plumber.

Let him go.

Jeez.

He's crazy.

You're crazy!

Jeez.

car 39, this is dispatch.

Come in.

Ah, hold your horses.

Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.

Yeah, this is 3-9. Over.

Car 39, need you to follow up on a report--

Murdered canine at 1301 bird lane.

Over.

Is that a--can you call it a murder if it's a--

Anyhoo, that's animal control's purview.

Yeah, joe's sick.

Was supposed to respond yesterday.

Claimant's super p.O.'d. Over.

Jeez, come on, that guy is always sick.

What's he got, the cancer? Over.

Yeah, leukemia. Over.

Jeez, that is-- that's awful.

Okay, well, uh...

3-9, car 3-9 responding.

Over and out.

1-2-5.

1-2-7.

Okay.

Oh, jeez.

It's him.

It's him. Oh!

Freeze! Don't--

Put your hands where I can see--

Where I can see 'em.

I'm just on a call.

Dr--drop it.

Yeah, just as soon as I finish.

This is duluth.

Package requested. Frank peterson.

Okay, all good. See?

Put it down.

It's a new phone.

Now!

Okay.

Okay, um...

Uh, turn around and put your hands on your head.

What--what's this all about, officer?

You know what this is about.

Okay, um...

Put your, uh--your left hand around your, uh--

The back of your--

Yeah.

Okay.

Now the other one. Slowly.

Am I under arrest?

You're handcuffed. Of course you're under arrest.

On what charge?

It--um--

We'll figure that out at the station.

Okay.

All right.

Back--back to the car.

Dang it. Dang it.

All right, uh, butt first.

Watch your head.

You're making a mistake.

Be quiet.

You're making a mistake.

I said quiet!

That's what you're gonna say a couple hours from now--

"you're making a mistake."

Got one.

What was he, mean to a cat?

Murder and car thievery, all right?

This fella's wanted for the triple homicide in bemidji.

Oh, now, hold on a sec.

It's like I told this young fella.

This is a boondoggle, plain and simple.

Save it, cochise.

Now, I'm gonna ink your right hand

And press each finger individually against a book.