Back to the Outback

Welcome to the Australian Wildlife Park,

home to the cutest animals in the world.

We're here! Look at them all!

Whoa!

Mummy, Mummy, can I please have one of these? Please?

- Aw, baby bilbies! -

Can I take one home?

Take my picture! Take my picture!

-Oh my gosh! It's Pretty Boy! -

- Yay! Pretty Boy! -

Aw.

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Okay, folks, just give the little fella some air, would ya?

He's a bit tuckered out.

But his webcam is on 24-7,

so you can see him anytime on the Pretty Boy app.

- Yay! -

We love you!

- Bye! - Bye, Pretty Boy!

I wanna go see the ugly animals.

Dolores, you come back here! Those creatures are dangerous.

I'm not afraid of some stupid, smelly, ugly…

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What's going on?

-Did Jackie scare another kid? -

Yep.

She's such a ham. The show hasn't even started yet.

-She didn't bite anyone, did she? -Nah.

Just gave some whiny kid a bit of a scare.

Probably the first time she's seen a croc close-up.

Wait till they get a peep at Maddie.

- -Showtime, guys.

Do they have to blast that horn? Why can't they play panpipes?

You're a deadly scorpion, Nigel. Forget the panpipes.

I hate showtime.

Should we wake Maddie and tell her what it's like out there?

Nah. Let the poor thing sleep. She'll know soon enough.

-Aw, not the pincers! -Ugh! Could they at least warm 'em up?

Righto, guys, grab some glass.

-Mmm. -

Oh, stop. Please! I'm ticklish. Please stop!

Hey, hey, hey! Watch the spikes! That's soft tissue!

Good luck, Maddie.

G'day, gorgeous.

Hi, Chaz.

How's my special girl?

Ready to get out there and meet your public?

Yes.

And I know you can't understand me, but I'm gonna make you so proud out there.

You call that a smile? Come on, where are those fabulous fangs?

Maddie, those people are gonna go nuts when they see you.

So let's get out there and show the world how beautiful you are.

- -They're horrible. They're disgusting.

They're the deadliest creatures on the planet.

But have no fear.

'Cause they're guarded by the toughest and bravest hero in the whole world.

He puts the Aussie in awesome.

The wonder from Down Under.

He's my dad, Chaz Hunt.

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Thanks, Chazzie.

I don't know about being a hero, folks,

but the ol' chip off the block's right about one thing.

These animals are deadly.

Step back, son. Step back.

‘Cause it's time to meet Jackie, the saltwater crocodile.

This beast from the billabong could swallow you whole.

But not on my watch!

Come and get me, you ugly monster!

- Come on. Easy! - Papa!

- I'll take her from here, son. -

Easy. Whew! Crikey!

That was tougher than tackling a Tasmanian tiger off a tucker box.

It's not just the big critters you gotta look out for.

-Chazzie, bring out the creepy crawlies. -Here ya go, Dad!

In this box is one of Australia's deadliest creatures.

-And he's no bigger than my hand. -

Sting, sting. Ouch, ouch.

Grr. Grr.

Not scary enough? How'd you like to hold this hairy little beauty,

a venomous funnel web spider!

He's extra toey right now because it's funnel web spider mating season,

and he's the only one in captivity.

I can't believe he just told them that.

You have been a bit tense lately, Frank.

Hang about! What's this disgusting thing under my hat?

Ugh! Your face?

A thorny devil lizard!

Ew.

But by far, the deadliest creature on this planet is the taipan snake.

There is no creature more deadly, more venomous.

Now stand back, folks.

I trained her myself the moment she came out of the egg.

Please let them love me.

Oh no, set the bar lower, Maddie.

Like. Please like me. Liking would be fine,

and like could become love, and like would be terrific.

-Break a leg, Maddie! -She doesn't have any legs.

She can borrow one of mine.

- So prepare to meet… -

-…Medusa! -

Oh, the sun!

Oh my gosh. Thank you. Ah!

It's so amazing finally meeting you all.

Um, I… I've never even seen the sun before.

Now show 'em that beautiful smile.

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Well, didn't I warn you, folks? She is a cold-blooded killer!

Wait, what?

- - Look at those hideous fangs!

"Hideous"? But you… you said--

Hear that horrible hiss? That means she's about to attack!

-Look at her! -

Just one drop from this snake's venom can kill 100 people

in less than ten seconds.

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Get that monster away from my son!

"Monster"?

Righto! Back in your box!

-Get in there, you ugly monster! - Good one, son!

But I'm not a monster, am I?

The park is now closing, folks,

but don't forget to tune in to the Pretty Boy app

to watch everyone's favorite koala go to bed.

Night night, little guy. Sleep tight.

["Zou Bisou Bisou" by Gillian Hills playing]

Bonne nuit, Pretty Boy.

- -

-Aw. -

This is Mission Control patching you through to Pretty Boy now.

Aw.

Ow!

- Oh! -

-Are you okay, Maddie? -

Get down, you crazy croc.

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Be careful, Jackie. They don't know you're kidding.

Ah! They love it!

Besides, keeps me young.

And how are my babies tonight?

Maddie! I almost forgot. Today was your first show. How'd it go?

Aw. That bad, huh?

Oh, honey.

Look at me. Come on. Show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face.

I'm not beautiful.

I'm a monster.

Because a few humans screamed?

They were terrified, Jackie.

I… I made them cry.

So? Have some fun with it. I do.

That's not who we really are. Frank, who are you?

Australian funnel web, Hadronyche cerberea.

Not the label on your cage, love. In your heart. What's your true passion?

Interpretive dance.

What? Why is that so funny, Zoe?

I thought you needed a partner to be a dancer.

Don't be mean! It's not Frank's fault

that it's mating season, and he can't get a date.

Oh my God. Please, can everybody just stop talking about that?

I'm single by choice! By choice, people!

And Nigel… Nigel just wants everything to be beautiful.

I have a horror of beige.

And Zoe's so smart,

she's always figuring out clever ways to escape.

And as for you, you can--

-Kill 100 people in ten seconds! - Seriously?

Uh, I was just complimenting her ruthless efficiency.

Not helping, Frank.