ClassicaLoid (クラシカロイド)

ClassicaLoid So Far

Tenants wanted!

I'm the landlady at Otowakan, Otowa Kanae.

I have a few weird freeloaders living here, but don't mind them.

They have the same names as famous composers,

and they play strange music,

and they burn the room frying gyoza,

and they run down the hallway on roller shoes,

and we get attacked by enemies and stuff,

but it's an amazing home.

But please be sure to pay your rent.

Feel free to come for a tour!

Magnificent.

Here,

here,

there,

everywhere...

It's absolutely magnificent!

It's great when someone gets it, you know?

How valuable this mansion is.

I'm impressed,

uh...

Who were you, again?

Schubert.

A man who adores Beethoven-senpai more than any other.

Schubert.

Oh, right.

You're Shuu-san. You showed up out of nowhere after that huge fuss the other day.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart

for the opportunity to live here, Landlady.

For Beethoven-senpai lives here!

Magnificent!

Even this run-down,

undermaintained mess is heaven, if Senpai is here!

Please be sure to pay your rent.

Rent?

Speaking of which, where is Senpai?

I haven't seen him these past few days.

Senpai!

You, too?

Stop it. Do you need to film?

Come on, it's our first date.

And our first hike.

What's that?

Huh?

Look at those rocks.

Is it a ritual or something?

It's kind of creepy.

Hey, there's more over there, too.

What the hell is this?

Hey, let's go back.

What is this?

This is bad.

Let's go home.

Oh, crap. Oh, crap!

Wait, I can't take it!

I'm sorry! You're not supposed to enter forbidden mountains.

I'm sorry, Mom, Dad!

07: "Mountain King"

This footage was obtained exclusively for this program.

You couldn't get any more fake.

The woman has since returned to safety.

Are you into this stuff?

Nothing out of the ordinary has been reported.

Terror!! Hamamatsu Urban Legend

Just what did they see in the mountains?

What was it that chased them?

Here's the footage.

Terror!!

Hamamatsu Urban Legend

Terror!! Hamamatsu Urban Legend

We have named this creature the Hamagon,

Hamagon

Hamagon Length: 180cm?

Hamagon Length: 180cm? Weight: 70 kg?

and we intend to continue research in the future.

Is it just me,

or does that thing look familiar?

It's...

"It's"?

It's the Forest King.

Wait, it's not the Forest King.

It's the Forest King!

Tchaiko-chan?

Poot.

You got me!

Take this!

Poot!

Pee-yew!

Poot.

My dear child...

Maman.

Such a nice day.

You mustn't, my little kitten.

UV rays are bad for your skin.

Don't let your guard down just because you're young.

Y-Yeah?

Use this.

Nah, I have to clean.

Oh, dear.

Don't be shy. This is love.

Love.

Thank you.

It's kind of quiet today.

Because Beethes and Motes aren't here.

They aren't?

Senpai is here.

Huh?

The great Beethoven-senpai has

cloistered himself to pursue greater heights.

Greater heights?

Yes.

Don't Open!

New inspiration bubbling within him.

The concentration to capture it and ruminate on it.

A gaze of solitude, allowing none to approach him.

Every breath he takes, every move he makes, is the work of a genius.

So what's Beethes doing?

Mere mortals like you may neither see nor speculate.

You don't know, either, do you?

That's not the point!

The point is that you mustn't get in the way of his ascension!

Where's Motes?

I know nothing of that trite man.

He may have fallen into a river chasing a butterfly,

or he may be spinning around in public,

mouthing crude jokes.

That man doesn't even deserve to be in the same room as a true artist.

I mean, as long as he's safe.

Kanae!

Did you see the special yesterday?

Wasn't that Motes-san?

This thing.

That's totally Motes-san.

What has that guy gone and done?

Let's go check it out.

So we're meeting up over there, right?

Kanae.

Man, the weather's so nice today.

I think I'll hang the futons.

Aren't you at least slightly interested?

Let her enjoy this peace a little longer, tool.

How am I going to keep up being a landlady if I keep sweating the little stuff?

Did you see Hamamatsu Urban Legends yesterday?

I did.

Hamagon!

Hey, let's go check it out after school.

It sounds fun, Kanae.

It's a tengu.

Huh?

It isn't Hamagon.

It's a tengu.

Mess with it, and it'll take you away.

No, I think you're taking it too seriously.

That Hamagon, though.

Let's go catch it.

It's all about that Hamagon.

No! No! I want to go see Hamagon.

You may not.

Why not?

He's a huge buzz.

He's annoying when he's at home.

He causes problems when he's out.

So are you just going to leave him?

I'm just a landlady.

I'm not responsible for what my tenants do outside.

But, like, what if someone

ends up capturing him?

Capturing?

Kanae! Kanae!

Who's Kanae?

The girl from that mansion, I heard.

What is your relationship with Hamagon?

Are you Hamagon, too?

I'm not. I'm not!

Look, it's that girl.

The Hamagon girl.

Did you hear?

So disgraceful for such a young girl.

I know.

Hamagon Get Out

Back to the Mountains

Go back to the mountains, Hamagon!

Go back!

You're a menace to public discipline!

Menace!

What's up?

I'm worrying too much.

Beethes.

Come on, Beethes.

Don't Open!

You're in there, aren't you?

Beeth—

It's gone!

I-I'm sor—

Sound, raining from above.

I hear it! No, I see it!

Straight lines, curved lines... Gone! Once More!

I'm sorry. So hey, Motes is hiding in the mountains.

There's a bit of a commotion.