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Where is he? - He has gone to home for Ravi.
Ravi, Varun is after you to kill. Be careful.
Don't spare him, Bullet. Kill him.
l never expected this will happen in my life.
l was also like all other youth, ogling at girls in bus stops,
having drinks with friends, stealing money from dad's pocket,
used to roam aimlessly.
But would you believe if l tell you it all happened for this bike?
What's the tank capacity?
What's the maximum speed we can touch?
So, speed hasn't increased yet from last week.
God, bless me that l sell 6 bikes in every hour.
God! What's this speed breaker early in the morning?
Diesel bikes would sell like hot cakes. - l'll inform Manager.
Tell him, is test drive till evening only or can keep the bike all night?
l must ask my Manager.
You want to ask Manager for everything, where is he?
Already it's 11 am, do you've a complaint book?
Won't he ever come to office regularly?
l'm as regular as you come here. This is not soft bed to test entire night.
Always the same reply. Change with time, sir.
Planning to buy bike in 60 installments, would l get 20% discount?
lnterest will grow for installments, you don't get any discount.
lf it's for cash, is there any buy one take one scheme?
Have you ever driven a bike? - From my childhood...
Brother, lift!
You want lift, boy?
Get going old man, who will go on your junk bike?
To push if it stops? - Silly boy!
You want lift? - Yes, brother.
Please, getting late to the school. - Hop on!
Get going brother. Drive speed.
Great flashback! Go to road and ask lift.
ls it the way to deal with God?
Customer is one who buys, visitor is one who just comes to see.
lf a customer goes back without buying, Manager is called as unfit.
Okay, l'll come next week.
Next week again? God! See that l'm transferred from here by next week.
But this Auto Kumar...
No girl, no customer.
What a lovely girl!
Why? - l'm free.
Will you please do me a favour? - Tell me.
What?
Will you kiss me? lf you insist, return it tomorrow.
Who kissed my auto for asking her a kiss?
Who the bloody hell is that to bump into my auto?
You bloody... You hit the bike and shouting at him too!
l didn't even say anything yet.
ltching to start a fight? - Fight?
Are you proud because your auto has a wheel more than the bike?
Will you hit it? - Hey! Did l hit you?
Whether auto hits the bike or bike hits the auto,
the mistake is always auto's.
Brother, agreed it was my mistake.
Pay for the broken headlight. - Me...
What's this? You want him to use a tube light for the bike?
Shell out!
Four teas and four buns.
Cash or credit?
Why are you asking like ordinary or special, Pandu?
lf it's cash, tea will have milk and sugar.
lf not just water and tea powder.
Black tea is good for health, get it.
How easily you've compromised?
What? - Today, a tip also along with bill.
Why did you stuck it into the bread?
To spread the butter, shut your mouth.
Though weire friends from childhood,
will you insult me in public and squeeze out money?
That is...
Ask me, why did he do like that?
Come on you ask me.
You ask me.
Okay, tell me.
His father is very stingy man.
Do you know what to do to get relief from pain?
You ask me please.
Please you ask me.
Atleast you ask me!
Tell me what should you do to get relief from this pain?
You shouted on me there and hit me here,
to get relief from that pain, l need to take medicine.
He's going to pay for it with your money only.
Bill is Rs. 20.
With Rs. 5 tip, pay him Rs. 25, Kumar. - Me?
Mother... mother...
What's it son? - This is the bike l told you about.
Very nice but will it match you?
ls it bride? To match perfectly!
Mother! Won't brother look like a hero on the bike?
Yes but don't have so much money...
Money isn't big deal. You get a car on paying a rupee.
Who will pay the other installments? Your father?
Coriander is Rs. 5 a bunch.
My salary can cover only rent and loan.
l'm running the family by selling water cans.
For your bike either l've to beg or rob a bank.
First take care of the vehicle we have.
Dad doesn't know the difference between bicycle and brakes.
l've to maintain this museum piece.
Go fast son, getting late to the bus.
After bike l like the most is Hema.
l go to see Hema in bus stop as regularly as l go to the bike showroom.
Just looking at each other for two years, never spoke or touched.
Go further up. - Go!
You go l say!
Please, l'll drop the letter today.
What will you drop, man? ls it post box to drop letters? Out.
l'm following her for 6 months.
l'm following her for 2 years. l'm senior to you, get going.
l'm sporting new goggles, and using good perfume too.
Everything will go down the drain.
What will go down the drain? You'll get cracked up.
My bag!
He got beaten up instead of me.
Feeling for it? Next time you'll get it.
You... - Samosa!
l've touched Hema for the first time in two years.
Today l gently touched her waist.
Touch the heart first with eyes,
because girls bodies are like magnets,
you get relieved from magnetic power.
Girl is gone from here, stop your English boasting.
You know what did l say on birth?
You ask me.
You ask me.
Atleast you ask me. - You said nurse is very beautiful?
That's done by doctors like you. l said mummy!
Mother...
Why didn't you say mummy now?
English hasn't yet got into your bloody completely, brother.
lt's in my blood but not in your tea, get out.
Bloody!
Discussing about the same girl for two long years.
Aren't you getting bored?
lf it had been me, you know what would l've done?
Ask me.
You ask me.
You ask me. - l've asked you, cry out.
First day, l'll smile at the girl.
Second day, l'll give her a rose.
Third day, l'll take her to Necklace road in my auto,
there l'll tell her, l love you. - lf she says no?
l'll threaten to jump into Hussain Sagar.
Did you use this idea on any girl?
Sorry, l don't know to swim.
l'll use this idea after learning to swim.
l must beat myself with slippers for hearing your lousy ideas.
No need for that trouble, follow his ideas and she'll do it.
An idea, anyway will not get the girl find another girl.
l think l'll become a doctor by handling you here. - Go!
Tomorrow is your birthday, buy new clothes with Rs. 500.
Can't even buy vests with Rs. 500 forget about shirts.
Take it, if dad comes, you'll not get that too. - God.
Mother, for party with friends tonight...
Don't party with my money, earn and party with your money.
Take it, l got it in Sultan Bazar.
Can l get a job now which l couldn't get for two years?
Friends will feel if l throw a party after l get a job, dad.
Bloody rogue friends. Who are your friends?
That skirt chaser auto Kumar, that useless free loader Sathish,
you've become like this because of their friendship,
l would've been happy if you grew up responsible, smart with age.
He's always like that, you don't take it seriously.
Good! A mother like is enough. To ruin son's life.
l'm going to deliver water cans, l'll come home late.
Please have atleast a coffee.
Prince has come home tired, offer it to him first.
Why did you leave your bus? - Bus is crowded.
Don't lie, bus isn't crowded, our boy friend is not here, right?
Sir, please help me. - Today is my birthday.
Have a blast with this chocolate.
l'm on diet, sir. You've a blast with it sir.
Laugh... laugh at me. l backed off seeing her heel size.
lf not l would've told her l love you today.
Congrats buddy! lf heel is so big then...
What are murmuring?
lt's paining! - Paining?
By the way what's the problem?
Nothing, Hema showed him her high heels.
May be it's new one and she showed it to you.
Nothing wrong in showing slippers. - She showed it to beat him.
lf she had that intention why would she kiss me the other day?
Kiss? - That day in bus stop...
l felt she kissed me.
l too feel the same.
l mean l felt she kissed you. - l've a doubt, buddy. - What?
How did the child in bus stop come to Hema's home?
You and your bloody doubt...
Don't beat me, l'll put a plaster where ever you say.
Put one here for your safety.
Shall l tell you what had happened when this kiss baby was going on?
You ask me.
You ask me.
You ask... - Hey, you ask him.
l've asked you.
You both are hesitating.
The girl too has same love feeling like you.
Someday man and woman will kiss in real.
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