Go Yi Yi Go (Yi Yi Xiang Qian Chong / S Nu Chu Mo, Zhu Yi / S女出没，注意)

EPISODE 1

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Cao Yan, give me a reason... ...for breaking up.

It's because we do not match.

Why? Why don't we match?

I saw that taxi first. It's for me.

I called the taxi first. Do not rush.

I am in a hurry.Please wait for the next one!

We were okay at first, weren't we?

Why do you say... ...that we do not match now?

Lulu! Lulu!

Lulu! What are you doing?

Give it back!

It's raining hard, and I can't find a taxi.

Hurry up! our program is live!

I know, I know! I'm coming!

I'm so sorry. This phone is almost out of battery.

That's all. Bye-bye.

Sir, I am in a hurry.Please take another taxi.

I got it first.

I got here bloody first!

Driver, tell her to get out.

You have to get out!

Why isn't she answering the phone? That old maid...

You two decide who gets out.This is just a waste of time.

Why don't you share it?

That's not a habit of mine.

We are going to air in a minute...

...and she's got the nerve to be late.

I knew she was unreliable rightaway.

So now it's all over.

Over, over, over!

Hello everybody...

This is station 1088. It is 7 o'clock and...

...I am Wei Feng.

I am sorry. I caught a cold, so...

...I hope you can forgive me for that.

What's the matter?

That was the content of the first hour. We will be back after the break.

Wait a minute. Who are you?

You can't walk in just like that.

I work at station 999.

I never saw you before. Where is your ID card?

I was just transferred. I haven't got one yet.

That's not allowed. You can't go in.

I will make a phonecall.

Where's my cellphone?

Yiyi. What's wrong?

Your face!What's wrong with it?

Your mascara is everywhere!

Ah! How is that possible?

Just clean it a little.

Why did nobody tell me. God almighty!

Let's go!

Okay.

We called you so many times.

Why was your phone off?

I lost my phone.

I've seen people with bad luck before...

...but this is the worst ever.

Why is this happening to me?

Right, right.

Right. And could we......do that interview in the afternoon?

Zhou Yiyi, what is your explanation?

Do you understand how serious the situation is?

Miss Chen. Don't be too angry.

Zhou Yiyi just came here.Maybe she doesn't understand our work.

She might know it's important......to be in time.

Ma Lu, you'll write a self-reflection too.

Miss Chen, she was late, not me.

But, she is your partner.

Why didn't you warn her beforehand?

Don't you know the rules if she doesn't?

Miss Zhou, in the history of station 999...

...you are the first who was late without...

...a call and without a reason.

Do you know that when we are live...

...and we have 6 seconds blank...

...that's a disaster for our station?

So, this would have been......a completely disastrous program...

...if Ma Lu wouldn't have come either.

We can't tolerate this.

Think about it because I hope that...

...you are gonna transform yourselves...

...into qualified broadcasters.

You can go now.

Oh, you won't get a bonus this month.

Ma Lu, Ma Lu. I'm so sorry.

I came from the shopping-channel.

They were short on people... ...so I went there to help out.

I didn't expect the rain to be so heavy.

And then I couldn't find a taxi.

I'm extremely sorry.

I don't mind. If you think our program is unworthy...

...tell it to the higher ups.

I was fine doing the program alone. The directors pushed you onto me.

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Darling, you're back?

What's wrong? Are you angry?

Are you really angry?

Don't be angry.

I admit my mistake.

I didn't listen to your program today...

...but I promise I'll listen to it tomorrow.

Good thing you didn't.It would have been a waste of time.

What's the matter?

Miss Shangguan...

I really regret helping you out.

I ended up paying a price for it.

Why did it have to be today?

Were you late? Did they yell at you?

It was worse. I missed the program.

I was absent on my first day as a host.

What were you doing then?

You left the TV station at 6, didn't you?

You could have crawled there in time.

Why don't you crawl a little for me!

Nevermind. Anyway it was a nightmare.

Okay then. It was my fault.

But I was also forced to do this.

That new showhost of ours...

...suddenly had appendicitis.

And that client is always pushing me.

Who else could I have asked?

What can I do since you're my best friend?

What can I do when you are the star of the shopping-channel?

How are you going to compensate me?

This month's rent... you'll still have to pay for it!

But I'll pay for hydro, electricity and gas. How's that? I'm being nice. You could not shark up any more.

They are docking me three months bonus.

Three months bonus!

For me?

Ah, finally you've got something for me.

Are you sure?

Once given, it's gone forever.

It's not from me.

It's from...

Zhuangjing let me give it to you.

I don't want it. I don't want it!

Don't be angry.

She... she invited me for dinner.

Then she asked me to give you this.

Don't be sad anymore. It's all in the past.

She didn't do it on purpose.

Shangguan Yan, if you are my friend...

...you can't accept things from her for me.

I don't mind that you still see her...

...but do not mention her in front of me.

Okay, that was a mistake then.

I won't meddle with this again.

I just feel it's a pity.

We were such good friends for years.

I promise I won't do that again.

Please keep an eye at my coming work...

...and try to help me improve myself.

Thanks, everybody.

Right. Everyone has been able to hear...

...the depth of Ma Lu's self-reflection.

But I hope he wasn't just showing off...

...and that he can really improve himself.

And now I've got something else to say.

You shouldn't mind the recent rumors...

...that our station will be dissolved.

I want to make clear that those aren't true.

Dissolved?...I hope you will not be affected by that.

Just do whatever you need to do.

Let's focus on the improvement of ratings.

We are not going to be dissolved.

And Zhou Yiyi is proof of that.

She just got transferred from the TV.

She was the star of the shopping-channel.

Unfortunately, I did never see her program.

I did. I bought her soymilk-machine.

It didn't work at all.

My hubby threw it out.

Can everyone please be quiet...

...and listen to the director.

Director Chen, go on. -What did I say?

That she was the star of that station.

Oh, right. Even though she was the star...

...she wanted to come here herself.

She works here at her own request.

That's meaningful. Let's think about it.

If our station would really be dissolved...

...then why would she come to 999?

Why did her boss grant her request?

Right!

And now she can read her self-reflection.

My self-reflection is as follows:

Respected directors...

Zhuangjing, I will go get your clothes.

Thanks.

She doesn't want it.

From now on, don't bother with it okay?

You know how she is.

She still won't forgive me?

Give her some time.

she is honest in what she feels.

Once the three of us were the flowers......of the shopping-channel.

What a pity. That's all gone forever.