Mad Men

Previously on Mad Men...

Heinz beans. Something's never changed.

Oh, it's clever.

We're going to lose Jaguar unless

an arrangement is made, and

it involves you and her.

You look radiant, Joan.

You must have heard some terrible things about me from Don Draper.

Now, why would you want to play for the other team?

It's not a game.

You don't get another chance at what you have.

I have it all.

Here we go.

The one with the fur.

You know, I might just take you up on those theater tickets.

- You must see "Hair." - Oh, you like that?

- Who doesn't? - What is it?

Oh, it's just filled with profanity,

marijuana smoking, and simulated sexual acts.

Simulated?

And a few songs.

The two holiday chairmanships that remain

are the 4th of July block party,

which really consists of calling the fire department,

or the Labor Day Soap Box Derby,

which consists of calling the hospital.

Which one do you do?

Our family has claimed the Easter egg hunt.

Do you dress as a bunny?

Maybe a little cottontail?

It's very wholesome.

Mm-hmm.

I'd like to surprise Doug for his birthday.

Maybe you could get me the tickets in secret.

Arrangements could be made.

Just pick a date and ring me up.

I have to warn you, I'm from a small town

and all of my forays into Manhattan have been a disaster.

We'll make a deal.

Brave your way to Grand Central

and I'll hand off the tickets and throw in a hot dog.

You have another one of those?

But you've already seen "Hair."

Maybe I want to see it again.

Oh, there you are.

Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.

Thank you both for your hospitality.

- Thank you again. - It was lovely.

Consider what I said about the pool.

That is the end of the welcome wagon.

We'll basically have to move to get someone to make dinner for us.

What was that about the pool?

He's insistent we all go skinny-dipping.

Ha! Let him get his own pool.

Turn it off.

I need to put it in the mail today and the tailor.

Sylvia, sweetheart--

- Good morning. - Morning.

Morning.

- Honey. - Oh, I'm sorry.

I'll swing by the bank at lunch.

I give her cash every month,

but I think she's secretly sending it all to our kid.

You don't have to explain anything.

You're lucky your wife works.

She doesn't earn much.

Not yet.

I forgot my cigarettes.

You got to stop that nonsense.

Listen, don't worry about dinner Wednesday. We'll have money by then.

Looking forward to it.

I knew it'd be you.

"I've Got Five Dollars" playing in background

It wasn't all bad. I got me some memories.

And the boy.

Don't know what it is yet.

I mean Dick here.

Well, hello there.

This is Mack. He's with me, so he's your uncle.

We thank the Lord for opening your rooms to us.

All I said was, "My sister's coming with her boy."

Mack's the one that brung ya.

I'd do the same for mine.

And, of course, Ernestine told you

we could always use a little help around here.

Let's get you off your feet.

Dick, you help Mack with the bags.

You keep your eyes down and mind your own business here.

Good-looking kid. He yours?

Not that I know.

Little boy, find your own sins.

Stay away from Mack's.

Afternoon, Charlotte.

Hey, kid, you were raised on a farm, am I right?

Yes, sir.

Well, I'm the rooster around here, understand?

You help all the hens?

And I'll bring on the day.

I feel bad.

You should. I have to go to work.

You get to sleep.

No, about dinner.

I thought there was no smoking.

I just found out the maid smokes.

She doesn't sleep in here, does she?

You don't mind sitting across the table

from your wife and my husband?

I don't think about it.

They're both good company.

They are.

I suppose that has nothing to do with this.

This didn't happen.

Just in here.

You're right.

I only said yes because Arnold wants to impress you.

I only said yes because Megan keeps asking.

- She likes you. - And I like her.

It's 9:00. I have to go.

You love to go.

Well, it's nice to know that no matter what

we got something done today.

You found it in the cookie jar.

I have money, I just never have money.

Mr. Mathis and Mr. Gifford are waiting outside.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because they don't want to come in.

Look, Phyllis, I've had their job.

I know. And you've had my job, too.

So you know it wouldn't hurt if you were to act like--

if you were as encouraging to them as you are to me.

Why don't you just get me whatever book you read

and save me these little lectures?

More coffee?

She's ready for you.

Have a seat.

- No, don't. - What's wrong with them?

The strategy is Clearasil stops blemishes

that keep you from having fun.

That means no one should be having fun.

Okay.

So we'll just start over.

Just a minute.

I don't want you to think that just because

I have high standards

that means I'm not happy with you.

Especially, you know, the way you are.

The way you are has nothing to do

with the fact that the work needs work.

Thank you, Coach. We'll try our best.

There you go.

Please, dear, don't linger in the hallway.

Your coat?

Can I get you something to eat?

I think I have some peanuts and some cheese crackers.

No, thank you.

Perhaps something to drink?

I have bourbon, vodka,

gin, champagne.

I shouldn't. I started on the train.

What kind of music do you like?

None for me.

Is the temperature okay?

Yes.

Hmm.

It's been known to get hot.

I'm fine.

That's a pretty shade of lipstick.

Thank you.

I'm glad you came.

Come with me.

DDB managed to get me on the 50-yard line

for the Giants game last November.

If we'd done it, the Steelers would have won.

We'd do anything to make you happy.

I'm not unhappy with DDB.

No notes.

When I presented the numbers for my division,

Timmy came up to me and said, "How the hell did you do that?"

So I figured he's in town,

why not take him to the horse's mouth?

The past few years,

I've overseen ketchup to great success.

But how long before we're old news?

And, hell, when I saw baked beans have a sales spike like that...

Raymond has demanded our best work.

So then the question is what can we do for you?

What can we do for ketchup?

Let me know.

A pleasure to meet you, Timmy.

This isn't an official visit.

I'm just dropping by.

Ken, Don and I have a little beans housekeeping, if you don't mind.

I'd love to walk you out.

Raymond, we're grateful for this opportunity

and consider it quite a vote of confidence.

It is, but I don't want you to waste your time.

Well, then if nothing else, we appreciate the introduction.

I'm not winking here.

There is to be no further communication

with Timmy or his division.