Bring It On: All or Nothing

Oh, do we have a party going on here or what?

People, this is how we do this, this is how we do it!

Now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for.

For homecoming king, the winner by a landslide,

our star quarterback and All-American candidate, Brad Warner.

Crown, please.

Looking good, looking good.

And now, by a unanimous vote,

homecoming queen, Valedictorian, senior class president

and captain of the Pirate cheerleaders, Britney Allen!

She's so hot!

Congratulations.

Britney, do you have anything you'd like to say?

Yes, I would. Go Pirates!

Five, six, seven, eight...

Go, go, go Go ye mighty Pirates!

Fight, fight, fight Fight ye mighty Pirates!

Win, win, win Win ye mighty Pirates!

Go! Fight! Win!

I'd like to see her naked.

Roll call

I'm Winnie

Brianna

Sierra

Amber

And everyone knows that I'm Britney!

Britney thinks that she's so hot 'cause she's got the captain's spot

Hey, I won that fair and square I lost ten pounds and dyed my hair

We really made a big mistake Don't you think her boobs look fake?

I swear that this is my real chest My right is bigger than my left

That's true.

We don't know just why we chose her Look at her, she's such a poser

I'll prove to you that I'm legit I'll work hard and never quit

Not, not, not Not gonna happen!

You, you, you suck at being captain!

Brit, Brit, Brit, your cheering is for shit

Not you, Brit They're not your real tits

You suck, Britney!

Go, Pirates!

Yeah!

Gross.

Britney Allen just farted.

Britney.

Britney.

Britney Allen.

I did not fart!

Thank you for sharing.

Gloss check.

Soy cheese!

Oh, my God. I have circles under my eyes.

I look so old. I could pass for 23.

You got plenty of sleep in class.

Well, that's because I was up all night working on new cheers.

You've managed to maintain a C average and work on new cheers?

You're such an over-achiever.

Yeah, Britney, we already win everything.

Amber, it's not enough to win. I want to go down in cheer history.

You already did. You made captain, and nobody can take that from you.

Not even me. Majority rules, remember?

Oh, not the vote thing again.

You don't honestly expect me to apologize

for winning captain over you, do you?

Of course not.

Besides, it's not the first time that Winnie's lost to you.

- Or the second, or third, or fourth... - Oh, we get it.

- Then get over it, Winnie. - I'm so over it.

Can we not do this now?

You're right. It's old news.

And as your BFF...

Oh, if we're speaking in IM, you're more like a BFH. Bitch from hell.

- MYOB. - BMA.

WTF, guys?

Thanks.

- Half caf, no whip, no foam. Thanks guys. - Thank you.

- Hey, baby. - Hey.

- Can I have some? - Sure.

No, no, no. I didn't mean the coffee.

- Stop it, you're embarrassing me. - What? What?

Then I shouldn't do this, should I?

Brad is so hot.

Again, he's Britney's boyfriend. Get over it, Winnie.

I'm so not over it, Amber.

Brad, stop it. People are staring.

What? Sweetie, sweetie, you sound like... You sound like such a virgin.

I am a virgin.

I'm a quarterback, babe, people expect me to score.

- Well, I want my first time to be special. - I am special.

Well, I mean, we have to be special.

I don't want to be like those other girls.

What, those other... Like what? Audrey, Shannon, Lisa...

Yes. Those other girls.

Look, babe, you're nothing like those girls.

Well, prove it.

If you can show me your commitment

by the homecoming dance, then maybe.

Yes! No, no. What? Two months?

That two months is too long. That's two months too long.

No, come on, don't make me wait that long, Brit.

Brad, you've been waiting for me since ninth grade.

Two months won't kill you.

All right, fine.

But at homecoming, it's on.

Oh, it is so on.

Go, Pirates!

Cradle.

Good job, guys. Let's do that one more time.

Oh, come on, Brit. I could do that routine in my sleep.

Sometimes I walk in my sleep. I wonder if I can cheer in my sleep.

Wow! It worked.

Let's take a break.

Got you, buddy.

If ever there was an argument for bulimia, it's Brianna's ass.

Give her a break.

You're the only one who wants a butt like an Olsen twin.

Amber alert. Pacific Vista has never had a fat cheerleader.

Well, Brianna's the best on the squad.

So she gained a little weight over the summer.

She doesn't look that bad.

Are you kidding me? The girl's a cow. You have to talk to her.

Britney, you don't have to say anything. It's your squad.

Brit, if you don't say something to her, I will.

Okay, fine, but after practice.

Why wait? Hey, Brianna.

Britney has something she wants to tell you.

No, Winnie, not in front of everyone.

Yeah, Winnie, that's so rude.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey, what's up?

Your weight, Brianna.

No it's not. I weigh just a couple pounds more than last year.

And that was pushing it.

I didn't realize.

Well, look, just lay off the snacks and

with the extra workouts, the weight should come right off.

What if it doesn't?

Put it this way. Pacific Vista's never had a fat cheerleader.

Wow, Brit.

Why didn't you just rip out her belly ring?

That would've been less painful.

Don't worry. That's exactly how I would have handled it.

Yeah, totally.

There it was, another number one hit from Rihanna.

Now, attention all high school cheerleaders,

Rihanna is hosting an audition for her TV special.

So, if you think you have what it takes, pay attention.

Now, with more hits, brace yourself, here they come, KXKB SoCal...

- Hi, Mommy. - Hey.

Guess what? We're going to be on television.

- What? - Yes.

- Oh, hi, Daddy. - Oh, hey, princess.

What're you doing home?

- How was school? - School was school.

And how was practice?

Great as usual. The squad loves my new routine.

And plus, we're auditioning for a TV show.

Oh, Britney, honey, that sounds fantastic.

- Did you hear that, Tim? - Yes, Pam.

- TV. - I heard.

This is going to be a little more difficult than I thought.

What's wrong?

Britney, your father lost his job.

And we're gonna have to take a pay cut.

The company's relocating to Crenshaw Heights.

Oh, Daddy, you'll have such a long commute.

No, I won't, Britney. We are moving to Crenshaw Heights.

I'm really going to miss you guys.

I said, we are all moving

to Crenshaw Heights.

Are you insane? I just made captain!

Honey, it's still early in the year. You'll just transfer to another school.

Honey, you're smart, you're pretty, you're blonde.

You'll make plenty of friends. It'll be fine.

Yeah, fine for you guys. You're old. Your life is over.

I am a senior, my boyfriend's a quarterback

and I'm a cheerleader, damn it!

If you leave, who's gonna help me remember my locker combination?

Oh, Sierra, it's your birthday.

My birthday is April.

Sweetie, your combination is the digits of your birthday.

Oh!

What are digits?

We're really going to miss you, Britney. IMYA.

I miss you already, too.

Oh, guys. I'm gonna MYSM.

D-A-M-N.

Sierra, you're not speaking IM. You're just spelling.

Oh, well then, S-H-I-T.

Come here, I love you.

You know, Crenshaw Heights is only an hour away.

We can still be friends.

Yeah, but we can't enter the audition without a captain.

Actually, we have a captain. Me.

Get over yourself, Winnie.

No, she's right.

Spirit law states that if the head cheerleader has to step down,

the next cheerleader with the highest amount of votes is captain.

Thank you. And I promise I'll use everything you taught me.

Wait, wait. Babe, you're not going to be a cheerleader anymore?

I can't. I have put my heart and soul into this squad.

Cheering with anyone else would just make me...