True Blood

I can smell that hot blood just under your skin,

and, cowboy, you smell awesome.

- Fuck you. - That can be arranged.

But I'm gonna kill you first.

Teacher's pet was scared.

You got him.

I was scared.

Vampires are scary.

How's that lip?

It's okay.

How's your nose?

Vampires

are not

a joke!

There's a war going on.

And you're either on the dark side

or you're on the side of the light.

And there ain't no in-between.

I think you broke my nose.

TrueBlood , Season 2 , Episode 4 Shake And Fingerpop

I'm so sorry, vampire Bill.

- I know how this must look. - Get out of my house.

Bill, do not hurt him.

I swear,

- I wouldn't let it go any further. - I said, get out of my house.

- It's my house too. - Jessica, upstairs.

Okay, let's all just try to calm down.

- That's a really good idea. - Are you gonna leave,

or am I gonna have to throw you out through a window that is closed?

Bill, that is just rude.

Sookie, I've got this.

I'm going. I'm going.

I wasn't gonna do nothing.

It's not her that I'm protecting, son.

I don't believe him for one minute.

We established there was to be no hunting in this house.

Look,

I know you feel like shit because you had to make me,

and you should feel like shit.

But guess what.

I'd never even kissed a boy before that.

Meeting Hoyt's the only good thing that's happened to me since

my whole new life started.

Now, I'm not ready for anything to happen too fast.

I'd have been happy just to go on kissing him all night long.

Now, is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on?

I think I'm going to like her.

Sookie, do not make the mistake of thinking you two can be girlfriends.

- She is... - Yeah, I get it. She's a vampire.

Believe me, I learned my lesson about that.

But, Bill, I think we should take her with us to Dallas.

I think it would be good for you, because I think, deep down,

you don't like vampires, even though you are one.

So?

Hating yourself is a bad thing.

I am a vampire. I am supposed to be tormented.

You're not just a vampire.

And Jessica doesn't have to be either.

You can teach her how to walk that line between vampire and human.

Yes, because I have mastered that.

Okay, so you can teach each other.

It's so different for her.

When I was made, one had no choice

but to live completely outside the human world.

I was an outlaw,

a hunter.

Humans were prey and nothing else.

I envy her.

I'll need to call the airline to arrange for two travel coffins

instead of just one.

Isn't it exciting?

Our first trip together.

Oh, come on, Bill.

I was almost killed last night.

Again.

At least give me this.

Do you do this a lot?

Swim?

At night.

Actually, I do.

I love when it's dark.

You have to focus on all your other senses.

It's amazing what we can feel

when you take away the "looking at things" part.

You know?

I think it's also because there's no people here.

Ain't no boats,

no car stereos blasting crap music,

nobody saying stupid things way too loud because they're drunk.

Just the world.

Like it was when it was brand-spanking-new.

It is kind of paradise, Bon Temps.

This little old hick town?

Why not?

There's not a whole hell of a lot to do, for one thing.

So there's less to distract you

from just being where you are when you're there.

What about the aggressively ignorant people that live here?

Who are very loyal clientele.

Once they decide they like a place,

they stop looking for anywhere else to go.

And they like to drink.

What are you, president of the JCs?

I'm just a guy who likes where he lives.

Home sweet home, huh?

I thought it was.

I don't know, I might be heading off soon.

Where to?

Someplace probably a lot like this.

You ain't never lived in the city?

Cities bring out the worst in people.

They loose touch with nature. It's where they come from.

People do that here too.

Not in the same way.

My fingertips are turning into raisins,

and I feel like pancakes.

There's a 24-hour truck stop

out on I-20 toward Arcadia, makes the best...

- Sweet potato pancakes. - You know it?

Do you wanna come with me?

I'm not really that hungry.

Sam,

You're worried about me seeing you naked.

I have seen boy parts before.

Water ain't exactly opaque.

I promise I'll start looking for my own place as soon as I...

I asked you to move in, not crash for a few days.

You're family.

A limo is picking me up at 5 today, so...

I'm on my way.

Love you the most.

Love you more.

Who do you love the most?

Sookie.

What do you have planned today?

I think I'm gonna be taking off.

For taking off work? Fabulous.

No, I'm gonna go live with Sookie.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

I mean, me being here was always supposed to be temporary.

Everything's temporary, Tara.

I don't really wanna dance right now, okay?

Of course.

What happened?

You fit so well here,

and you seemed to be having so much fun last night.

I think everybody was having a little too much fun last night.

Will you tell Eggs I left?

Sure.

I'm gonna miss you.

Thank you so much for everything.

I'm sure you'd do the same for me.

Go.

Flourish.

And don't ever say no to yourself, okay?

I don't know who Lazarus was,

but he sure as hell was not the first vampire.

Everybody knows it was Dracula.

It's in the Bible, moron.

Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.

So Jesus made the first vampire?

Maybe Jesus was the first vampire.

I mean, he rose from the dead too.

And he told people, "Hey, y'all, drink my blood.

"It'll give you special powers. "

Jesus never said that.

No, the first vampire was Cain.

Being a vampire is the mark of Cain.

It's God's punishment for bringing the first evil into the world

by killing his brother.

No.

The first evil was Eve eating the apple.

That's why they call it "evil".

That wasn't evil. That was just skirting the rules.

Evil is making the "premedicated" choice

to be a dick.

Jason Stackhouse, please meet Reverend Newlin

outside the administration offices.

Jason Stackhouse

Ooh.

There's one thing you can count on:

God will make sure evil gets punished.

Yeah? Then explain Europe to me.

Morning.

Ain't she a beauty?

Let's you and me take a little trip together.

Am I in trouble?

We're all in trouble, Jason.

As long as there are vampires in the world.

I still haven't moved into Gran's room, but you go ahead and take mine.

And when I get back,

we'll celebrate properly.

Until then, happy birthday.

Oh, Sook.

I miss her so much.

I know.

I do too.

So why'd y'all pick Dallas for your trip?

Bill has some business there.

Hell, do those vampires wanna use your mind-reading again?