Laws of Gravity

What do you say, huh? You want it?

Love some pot.

When these cars go by, we go in.

Let's go.

Yeah, a pig. Ha.

One fifty for four boxes.

Christ almighty! This is July.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yo, yo, listen man, this is...

this isn't the type of merchandise that you know,

you can just palm that off and shit like that.

This is high quality, Tommy.

I give you fifty dollars.

No. Fifty dollars each box.

- I give-- I give you forty a box, all right. - No. No.

That's a good deal. That's a good fuckin' deal.

No. No.

No. I love you but I can't do it.

I carried these all the way over here.

You know how much this is worth?

It ain't worth it, a hundred is it, man.

One hundred dollars. That's it.

Yo, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna give you the deal of the week The deal of the week, man.

Would you just mind your own business for a moment-

Tommy, I don't want it stayin' around this neighborhood, all right,

Listen, man, I know you're looking at 'em.

- A hundred dollars... - I' give you eighty dollars.

I'll go someplace else, fuck it, all right?

Hey, hey, hey, come on, man-- - All right, all right.

You want 'em or not?

I' give you a hundred dollars-- - A hundred dollars.

We've been doin' shit for a while. All right?

- Yeah. You chill the fuck out. - Chill the fuck out...

Young blood, what the fuck is the matter with you?

Have the money?

Pay up.

Have the money? Hey, it's a deal.

What a guy, what a guy.

Thank you. Good man. Have a beer.

- Thanks, man. - I love you, Tommy. Good man.

Look at this fuckin' kid stealin' my money.

What kind of shit is this anyway?

- It's good shit, man. - That's the high quality wear.

High quality shit, right?

Rip off, you know?

Better be gettin' half of that.

Half?

You're gettin' thirty-five percent, dude.

- Thirty-five bucks. - What, thirty-five?

That's it.

You oughta be happy with that, man.

I'm trainin' you, I'm-I'm learnin' you.

- You know what? - What?

I missed out on my court date today, you know?

- That was today? - That was today.

How come you didn't show up?

I didn't feel like it.

What they charge you with?

You know, that thing up at, uh, Caldor's.

- That shoplifting thing? - That's right.

You jumped bail for a stupid shoplifting thing?

Yeah.

-That's real smart- -Fuck 'em.

- Johnny. - Oh yeah, fuck 'em.

I mean, what am I gonna do, walk in there? Let 'em fuckin' lock me up?

All right, all right, all right.

Let 'em find me first.

All right, I won't - anything you wanna do, man.

- 'Cause I don't need that shit. - Mm-hm.

All right? You know?

Whatever you wanna do, I'm with you, okay?

Just know they're gonna be knockin' on your door and shit, man.

So I won't answer it.

You know? And stay off the streets during the day,

Hey look, you don't have to tell me that shit, all right?

Hey, it was a stupid thing to do in the first place.

I told ya, I ain't walkin' in the fuckin' courtroom

so that they could lock me up.

Johnny, they wouldn't have locked you up for somethin' like that.

- Yeah? - No.

Tell ya, I ain't taking no chances, all right?

Aw, please.

Hey! Hey. What's the matter with you?

- Nothing. - What, you don't say nothin'?

What do you want me to say? Hey, Jimmy, how are you?

Hello, good morning, how are you?

Hello, good morning, how are you?

Hey, you can't be polite?

Hello, good morning, how are you.

What's the deal with you?

- Did you go? - No.

No. Do you believe this? - I told you--

- He's all right. - Yeah, he's all right.

Excuse me, is this the bus to Riker's Island,

'cause your ass is goin' there.

You're gonna send me some food, right?

Whoa, absolutely.

- Riker's and shit. - Ooh!

- Testy little thing. - Stupid bitch.

- Hey, baby. - Hi.

- Hey, Denise. How you doin'? - Good, how are you.

- Denisey. - Hi.

How you doin'?

- I'm good, how are you? - Good, babe.

Did you guys do what you had to do this morning?

Yeah, I think so.

I think so, what do you think, Johnny boy?

Yeah, man, we did all right.

- You did all right? - In fact, in fact...

Oooh, nice antique.

We did.

- This good. - Oh, this is great! Gee, this is great!

Hey, why don't you bring me nothing like that?

Cash money, this is great!

No, really, this is great.

Hey, we got any food?

Oh, shit, could you make me a sandwich? You, help him. Go.

Oh, tell what you did today, Johnny.

- What I - what, tell her what I did? - What'd you do?

- What. - Tell her.

What do you wanna know?

I don't know, she says you did something, what'd you do today?

He was supposed to go to court today.

You were supposed to go to court today, and you did not

- No. - You didn't go, you skipped out.

- Yeah. - That's very nice.

You like that?

That's fuckin nice, Johnny, I like that very much.

Good

Now, what was the reason you didn't go to court today?

The reason?

The reason you didn't go to court today, you were

I did not want to go and that is the reason.

You did not want to go and that is the reason.

- That's right. - Very good, that's a good reason.

Good. That's a very good reason.

Good.

So now what happens to you,

you're supposed to go to court and you don't go.

Well, you know, I - I think it's the kind of thing, you know,

where it's handcuffs, and then they put him in the back

Jimmy, check this out.

Yeah, and then they take his urn, you know, his picture...

- Mug shot, they take. - Right, the mug shot,

No, they're nice, they're good pictures. They're very good pictures.

- You girls are funny. - It's not funny, I don't think it's funny.

- It's not very funny, Jon. - Listen, listen I --

All right, but nothin's gonna happen to me, all right?

Oh, you know, I don't know, maybe if you're lucky,

you know, I' come visit you once in a while...

bring you something to eat, maybe,

That's lucky.

So you don't get raped too much.

Listen, nothin's gonna happen, all right?

Yeah, those are like fuckin' famous last words, you know?

Like what they said when that urn, that spaceship blew up?

What spaceship?

You know, the one that was um--

I know what she's talkin' about.

-The thing, the thing that- -What thing?

- The thing that blew up? - What spaceship?

The Challenger.

Challenger, the shuttle challenger...

fuckin' blew up.

What's - wait, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.

You mean the fuckin' thing...

You remember the Challenger, Jon...

- That fuckin' blew up. That thing. - Yes,

Oh, shit, man, why don't you give me some bad luck?

Oh really, you know, give him some bad luck,

jinx the kid, why don't you?

All right, let me tell you somethin', man.

They come knockin' at your door in the middle of the night?

Just don't answer

Good, everybody's a fuckin' comedian in this house-

I swear to God, listen.

They're not gonna come lookin' for me, man,

lookin' for you, maybe. Yeah, I think so.

Lookin' for him, for what?

You know, he thinks that for some reason,

you know, they're just gonna forget about him.

Oh, yeah, that shit happens all the time.

Jon Sousa, oh yeah, that kid deserves a break.

Leave him alone, forget about him.

We changed all the rules for him.

A fuckin' pessimist over here.

I swear to God, I thought you were supposed to be on my side?

I'm not no pessimist, I'm lookin at it from a realistic,

Realistic. You heard that?

She's being realistic.

Yeah. Baby, I just think this is gonna fuck things up for you later.

And you'll be like, "Oh gee, maybe I didn't do"

I swear to God, I get nothin', no support from this girl, nothin' Jesus.

Listen, I'm just tellin' you how it is, you don't like it,

Hey, take no prisoners, all right?

I always make the fuckin bail anyway.

- You can't, how can you do that? - You make the bail?

I'll get it, I'll work it out

You'll get it, how? Your family? I don't think so.