Mr. Vampire II (Jiang shi jia zu: Jiang shi xian sheng xu ji / 僵屍家族)

Who told you to travel? Keep busy

Professor, how much can this antique get?

A few dimes

Only a few dimes?

Go and see for yourself

Made in Hong Kong

- Hong Kong - Professor

Professor, over there's a cave from

which these were found. Look

Go and have a look

Let's go

So slow. Go in first

I'm afraid

This will boost you up

Go in, quick

Go

Go away

Professor, help

Unzip it

Help me, help me quick!

Calm down! Don't be afraid

Splendid. A tonic

Splendid

Professor, it looks like a grave. Let's go

Go? Look, what's this?

It's gold teeth

We're rich

You're no longer needed here

You scatter to find. Don't swallow it up

You're swallowing it again. Show it

Are you going to show it?

How can you eat this?

It's a tonic

Nonsense

Professor, look

Open it

Want to get rich?

Sure!

Go then

Don't look

Lend a hand

You're good for nothing

Great!

What?

I mean what's inside her

Don't touch her. It's more valuable intact

You mean including the body, Professor?

If we find a buyer, we'll be rich

Come and lend a hand

Professor, a small one too

Mother and son in the same coffin

That's empty, the corpse is gone

Where's the corpse?

Where's the corpse?

Maybe out for games

Yes, he's out to find you

He hasn't gone out

He's right here

He's got weapons

Signs of a fight

Why?

- For the sake of money? - For girls

For...

Who cares?

Take them away when dark

Come on, move him down first

Don't pace up and down

Clean the dust

She died peacefully

Not peacefully, beautifully

The face is still elastic

after a century

See if your heart still beat

My heart's pounding hard

It doesn't beat

What are you doing?

I want to have her clothing cleaned

What?

Don't tear it, it's an antique

Let me bathe her then

Bathe her?

Bathe yourself! Stop making trouble

You're up to no good

Right, he tries to molest a corpse

Is that any of your business?

Sure, because you want to undress her

What?

Is that any of your business?

Quiet!

Look!

Don't think I'm afraid

You're interfering

See if you dare to interfere again

What are you doing? Let go my little bird

Take it back

I love it only

next to my mammy

Little bird, get up

Little bird, don't die

Don't die

Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

Don't toy with the little bird, Professor

What a nuisance

What?

Mr Nelsson

I'm Kwok Tun-wong

I've something good for you

What?

Corpses of the Chien Lung reign

Show me a sample

Sample? I'll show you a small one

Bye!

You smoke too much,

you may get lung cancer

You eat many worms,

you may get cancer

Professor, so corpses can make money

How much can these get?

What do you mean?

Afraid I may take away your share?

You've never taken my share into account

I'm going too

There's a little hope for us then

Hope? We're out of hope

Quiet!

Can't I hear it?

Sonny, you're getting naughty

I've already switched it off

My hands are on the steering wheel

Don't frame me

Help

Mammy

Help

Wait

Why run so fast?

Well, why am I running so fast?

Professor, the corpse's moving

A moving one gets a better price

Go back and see

Hurry up

Professor, only the spells are left

Bad

What about the two things in the studio?

Go back quickly

Each time I stare at you

your eyes are full of tears

It makes no difference even with a General

Corpse-appeasing talisman

So scientific?

It's all right

Ghost tamer Chung Kuei sketched it

It touches yih & yang and links the 5 elements

It can exorcise all kinds of spirits

It's called "Corpse-appeasing talisman"

Any corpse

pasted with it

may get provoked

Descendants shouldn't tear it off

or it may resurrect

Resurrect?

So horrible?

Go

Damn it!

Advance, retreat

Advance, retreat

Crouch down

Little bird. Finished

Little bird, you're free

What about me?

Professor, those...

Those two corpses can move

The spell must be torn then

How do you know?

I should have warned you

How are things inside then?

I overpowered that female corpse

What about that male one?

He's out to get able-bodied men

Nonsense, he nearly overpowered me

What now? Professor

Get the things ready

They're inside

Look out from the transom

Open up

I watch here

I'll run if anything happens

Don't worry, I won't go in

Go and get the things

What are you up to?

Saw him into two pieces, then mince him

For making soup?

I've never tried it

Get a rope. We must take him alive

Professor, where's that corpse?

Bring me a rope

What shall I use then?

Hands, like a successful man does

Hands?

Get the gun under my pillow

Gun? When did you buy it?