McBain

- Jesus Christ, we came in here completely unchallenged!

What if we had met enemy troops?

Shit, you'd be dead major.

Dead meat.

You boys have your bags packed by 0900.

The war is over, we're going home.

Did we win?

Shitheads.

Yo, did he say the war's over?

Shit, let's boogie!

Get the hell outta here.

Take us home, dog.

Hey Santos, how about me?

Santos get your ass in here,

they've already got enough of our money.

Let's go bro.

Fox fire, this is 1-4-3 we are in the air.

We're going home!

B.C. right there, breaking left.

Holy shit!

I guess he doesn't read the paper.

Do you see it?

It's a bamboo dome!

What do you wanna do?

I wanna check it out!

But the war's over, it's up to you guys.

Let's do it!

Hey man, the asshole down there took a shot at us.

He don't know the war is over.

And if it is a bamboo dome, it looks empty to me.

Of course it looks empty from up here!

We're talking about American POWs.

Do you wanna go through the rest of your life

wondering if it was?

Oh man!

Take us down to the east, ten clicks!

It's me.

What do we got?

- B.C., POWs upstairs, heading this way, five clicks.

How many?

25 BC, 10 POWs.

Let's do it.

Shut the fuck up.

Motherfuckers! Come on!

Duck!

Steady.

War's over, let's go home.

I owe you.

If the other half of this bill ever finds you,

you can pay me back.

The name is Roberto Santos.

McBain.

Roberto.

Christina.

I told you I'd be back.

They're looking for you everywhere.

That's why I must do it now.

It's such a dangerous plan, Roberto.

God will protect me.

How can you speak of God?

God wouldn't allow El Presidente to live

and the children to starve.

What will we do if you don't come back?

If you ever need help, I mean really need it,

and I'm not here I want you to look up an iron worker

by the name of Bobby McBain in New York.

This is his address and the phone number of his union.

Give him this bill.

Comprendes?

Si.

Our time has come.

This time the CIA said they will help us.

Ah Roberto, the day you believe the CIA

is the day you die.

I'll be back.

You know I will.

We'll go.

Vaminos.

A gift for El Presidente from Simon Escobar.

My fellow Colombians,

once again our farm figures

have far exceeded our expectations.

I am hopeful we will soon be able

to lower our petroleum prices.

And I'm also very happy to announce that soon,

the Cuban Ballerinas will be visiting Bogota again.

I know how much we all enjoy to watch them dance.

Hands on your head!

On your head!

Get back!

Over your head!

Move, move, move!

Take him, take him!

The Liberation Army has seized control of Colombia.

We call on the government of the United States of America

to recognize us and provide us with immediate support.

We pledge that within six months,

we will have free and democratic elections

and will turn El Presidente over

to the American judicial system who has indicted him

for murder and drug trafficking.

As I speak, El Presidente's forces are moving in against us.

We have the support of the people.

But without the support of the United States,

we will be unable to survive.

Manhattan this is Cardinal.

We've got a message for King Fisher.

10-4 Cardinal this is Manhattan.

You're telling me that these rebels acted entirely

on their own, without any assurances whatsoever from us?

The State has had absolutely

no prior contact, Mr. President.

- It's possible Mr. President, that a CIA agent,

totally without authority, may have led them to believe

that we would help.

A CIA agent...

You guys are fucking with the wrong president.

Get the director up to the compound, now.

If we wanted to help them out, could we?

As we had no prior knowledge, Sir,

there's nothing we can do.

How long can they last?

I'm sure the CIA can give you large reports

and lots of graphs, but by the time you finish them,

it will be all over.

The rebels aren't going to live to see the sunset.

Santos!

We're in position, but nothing yet from the Americans.

What about El Presidente's army?

Nothing.

We cannot hold out much longer.

Once again we call on the government

of the United States of America to please help us.

Get up.

Stop!

Kevin set a club record for RBIs

by a Mets short stop a year ago at 55.

Can I get you something, more pie?

Okay.

If he duplicates in the second half

what he's done in the first half,

he'll drive in about 75 runs.

We interrupt this program

to bring you a special report.

In Bogota, Colombia, earlier today,

rebels briefly occupied the Presidential Palace

as thousands demonstrated outside the gates.

The leader of the attempted coup

has been identified as Roberto Santos,

who has been wanted by Colombian authorities for months

in connection with his rebel group's alleged

subversive activities against the Bojorquez government.

The footage we are about to show you is extremely graphic

and viewer discretion is advised.

Mr. Santos, upon surrendering,

was publicly executed on the palace balcony

by President Bojorquez himself before the stunned crowd.

We do have an unofficial report

that Colombian born Roberto Santos,

a highly decorated Vietnam War veteran,

may have been receiving aid from the United States

to back the coup attempt.

There has been no official comment from the White House.

We will continue to update this story

as events unfold in Bogota.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

War's over, let's go home.

Excuse me, Mr. Bobby McBain?

Yeah he's up there.

I've been expecting you.

It was like cancer.

At first, there were no signs, everybody was happy.

Escobar and El Presidente let the money trickle down.

They gave the peasants coca leaves to chew on.

Everybody was stoned, everybody was happy.

So they stopped planting food, all they wanted was coca.

And the people lost interest, they grew thin,

they ignored their children.

Before, I remember no matter how poor the people were,

the kids had new clothes for Christmas.

Now they don't have anything.

Slowly, Escobar bought the country.

If a newspaper criticized him, he blew it up.

If a judge interfered with his affairs, he blew him up.

So my brother couldn't stand seeing it any longer

and he started to fight back.

At first it was impossible, but Santos is such a good...

Was such a good talker.

So Escobar got greedier and more ruthless

and I guess that helped.

When I was about 17 I went to this

famous concert, Woodstock.

Getting there, the traffic was so bad,

they closed the New York State freeway.

I had to walk the last 25 miles.

When I got there, I had no food, shelter, just music.

For three days, I sat in the rain,

smoked dope, was happy.

When I got back to the city,

I read about it in the newspaper.