The Drone

There's some scary stuff going on out there with this drone thing.

I mean, this is now the third woman to go missing inside of a month.

In my book, three is too many.

That is a streak. We have the info that he's been using drones

to spy on his victims before he abducts them.

And they're all redheads, righ?

Yeah, which is super sick.

I'll tell you this much... If I was a redheaded woman,

I'd be dyeing my hair and I'd be dressing like a man.

These Peeping Toms are the worst.

Drones were created to keep people safe.

How are the girls themselves not aware of this?

The drone comes right up to your window.

We gotta take a quick break no.

We'll meet you back her same time, same place tomorrow.

Stay alive out there.

Welcome home.

Let's see what we got.

Just... beautiful.

Oh, you'll do just fine.

But you're still not her.

They found me. Oh, man.

Fuck! I need to call an Uber.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Move it!

Over there.

Okay, everyone, it's a dry hole.

What is it, the maid's day off?

We gotta get this son of a bitch.

Fire escape. It's all clear.

Yeah, fuck you too.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Looks like she swiped right on the wrong guy.

Move, pig!

Go, go, go, go!

Shit!

Freeze!

Give it up, Ramsey.

You got nowhere to go.

No, I'm not finished!

You haven't seen the last of me.

Zero, zero, one,

zero, one, zero...

What the hell's he doing?

Sounds like binary.

No!

This is not how it ends!

Well, buddy, your days of raping and murdering are over.

Detective. Bagged and tagged.

My kid's been begging me for one of these.

I'll be home in about... an hour.

Daddy, you said 8:30.

I know. I had to make another pickup,

but don't worry, I'm about to drop it off.

Daddy's sorry. Again.

Mmm. You heard of The Violator?

Yes, Daddy.

He's the one you told me about who films girls,

and then he hits them on the head

and brings them to his house

and takes off all their clothe.

- And then... - Yep, him.

Well, the only thing he's gonna be spying on tonight

is the inside of a body bag.

They killed him?

Yay! I hope he rots in hell.

Oh, he will, baby. He will.

Mommy said he probably couldn't even get it up.

Jesus Christ! Shit!

Daddy? Are you still there?

Chris?

Oh! Careful with that, buddy. We got high-quality camera gear in there.

Will you stop carrying everything? We're paying for this.

Well, maybe I should be handling the more important stuff myself.

Welcome home.

- Mmm. - Mm.

- What room do I go in, huh? - Anywhere but the kitchen.

Oh! You're the one who can't cook. Well...

- Put me down. - All right.

Did you smoke? What?

Moving's stressful.

Maybe since we're moving into a new house, you could try quitting again?

Nobody likes a quitter. Where's my dog? I need some love.

Where's my dog? Hector, come here, buddy.

Come here, buddy. Hi! Oh, no.

Come on, come on! Home sweet home, huh?

Baby, this is amazing!

The entire house is controlled by a central security system.

Great!

No, seriously. Even you'd be impressed.

Boys and their toys.

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you or anything.

I'm Corrine, from next door. Oh.

I'll go around.

Okay.

- Hi! - Hi.

Hi, I'm Chris. Nice to meet you.

Nice... to meet you.

Wow. The place looks so different without any furniture in it.

Come in.

Wow.

Um, I used to know the guy that lived here before.

I mean, he was all right.

Wasn't hot or anything like that.

Are you guys married?

Yes, hence the... ring.

Ah, yeah. You look married.

- How long? - Ten months.

Yeah. And a whole year before that.

- Mm. - Ugh.

You guys hardly know each other at all.

That's so nice.

You barely even hate each other yet.

Don't worry. Give it time.

- Ohh! - Well, normally,

when I hate someone I can tell pretty immediately.

Oh, I like that one.

I know. Me too.

That's why I married her.

I'm just giving you guys shit because I'm really bitter.

You know, my ex turned out to be a royal fucking nightmare.

Oh. Oh, so was mine.

But it all worked out.

Yeah. Thanks to the restraining order.

Anyway.

So, I'm gonna go now, but, um...

but just feel free to come by whenever you like.

I really mean that.

Will do.

You can come too.

Ohh!

I can come too!

What's up, buddy? You gotta go?

Come on.

Whoa. Easy, bud. Easy.

What the hell are you barking at?

What do we have here?

Yeah, baby.

It's looking good in here.

Make sure and leave a little space for me.

Oh, there's plenty of room.

Well, you'll never gonna guess what I just found in the trash.

Louboutin shoes.

Close! A drone.

Ahh.

Don't you already have one of those?

That little old toy one I have? It's ancient.

It's like three years old. It barely flies.

You have no idea how much cooler these things have gotten.

Oh, wait. You know what? Hold on.

I will... show you.

You tell me.

Huh?

- Ah, do I have to have an opinion on this? - Yes.

You know that probably belongs to somebody in the neighborhood, right?

You're right.

I should go knocking door-to-door.

Where should I start first?

Oh! There's that MILF next door.

Oh, okay. You know what? Fine.

You want it so badly, go ahead and keep it.

But if some kid comes by asking for it, I'm not lying for you.

Baby, since when do I need you to do my lying for me?

So I just moved, and for the life of me, I can't find my drone's remote.

Ugh, sucks.

You think you have another one in stock anywhere?

Yeah, let me look.

You got the advanced or professional model?

Uh, well, it's... the... What's the difference again?

The price, mostly. Let me see.

Advanced. All right, so... drone replacement.

Ah.

White or black?

Remote. White or black?

I'm sure they're equal. I'm just messing with you.

They only come in white.

They only come in white. I'd have taken the black.

Yeah, I'm sure you would've.

Ooh!

Oh, oh, oh.

We have liftoff!

Shut up, Hector.

Geez.

- How high can it go? - Legally? 400 feet.

Feel like breaking the law?

I think you're doing just fine.

No, sweetie, here. Take it. No, no, no.

- This is awesome. Here, just take it. - No, I don't want to.

Please.

- Oh, shit! Get away from the house. - I'm trying to go straight up.

Oh.

Ooh, I think we got a little something here.

A lover's quarrel.

Uh, I don't think we should be doing this.

Why not? 'Cause we're invading their privacy.

That's the point.

It's a drone.

I knew there was a reason you wanted to keep this thing.

Oh, snap! Oh, my God.