Delicate State

All right, it's...

Let's see.

It's recording. Um...

- It is? - No picture.

- Oh, no. - No picture.

No picture, d'oh...

Oh, my gosh, really?

- - Dude.

- -

- Uhh, lens cap, you moron. -

I'm gonna be such a good filmmaker.

- Oh, your lens cap's on... action. - You are.

You are gonna be good.

Come on, ah, focus.

- This is dope. -

- What? - Is it the one you wanted?

When I focus, like,

there's white lines around your face.

This is totally the one I wanted.

I didn't know it does this. This is awesome.

Domino, Domino, hi.

Oop, she moves too much.

You... you don't.

Oh, my God.

This is great. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I believe in you.

I believe I need to read the book

cause I don't know what any of these buttons do.

- -

There's so many buttons.

What the hell is A...

- AFP? -

That's creepy.

Okay.

New hint.

I'm here; I think we're still in the house.

- - So, what can I say?

- Ready? - Okay.

I am the sexiest man alive.

- Aww. - Yeah, I can be romantic.

Are we dating again? Is that what this is?

- Oh! -

- What was that? - Was that graceful?

Whoop.

- - Am I doing this right?

- You just pull down? - Yeah.

Mm.

Try the same jump thing I just did.

You're more athletic than me.

Mm-hmm.

Oh. Let's see here...

Ow.

What the hell? Charlie!

- That... -

- Um... documentation purposes? - Mm-hmm.

We get the camera so that we can record everything,

- And so I figured- - Not everything.

If everything, you start with the baby...

Not everything, everything.

Like, look how big we got this month.

We can put on, like, a filter and...

- - Watch it back and...

Filter?

No, 'cause it kind of needs to be something

I can show my parents, I think.

All right. I'll turn it off.

[nature documentary plays indistinctly in the background]

Ooh, Charlie!

- Please? - What?

You can't film the peeing on a stick part.

Why not?

Oh, I got a couple answers to that.

- - Hold on.

- Just gimme a minute. - Okay.

- I'll turn it off. - All right.

Get your patient hat.

Yeah, I didn't turn it off.

- What? - I didn't turn it off.

With a little help from his parents...

Hmm?

And a lot of luck...

No.

Are you serious? Babe, are you serious?

Are you serious?

It's a plus, right?

- - Oh!

Yes!

We work!

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

- We're gonna have a baby. - She doesn't even care.

- - Oh, my God.

- Domino! -

We're pregnant. Be excited.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Do we call your mom?

Yeah.

We gonna call her now?

Tomorrow.

Let's just sit in this for a second.

Is this real?

Oh, my gosh.

You're gonna have a baby.

[Paula cries softly and chuckles]

- - I love you.

The young eagle doesn't know it yet...

I love you too.

I'm scared, but I love...

But his entire world is about to change.

Do we keep this? Is that a thing?

I don't... I don't know, I just...

- -

- -

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, baby.

It sounds like a pickup line.

This is my great idea.

- Mm-hmm. - Eh, mm-hmm, um...

Baby diary. You get to see us

and the growing baby.

Well, you're not gonna get to see...

- It's for the baby. - Yeah, it's for the...

- For you, um... - So, it's for you.

He thought it would be neat to document.

- You know what? - I thought it'd be awesome.

Your dad has seen too many reality TV shows.

I'm your mom.

My name is Paula, and... but, you know, Mom.

Um...

I write children's books,

and I can't wait to... to write one for you.

And to read you lots and lots of them.

Is... what else do I say?

I dunno, um, I'm your dad.

My name is Charlie. Uh, you can call me... Dad.

Uh, awesome Dad.

- - Uh, Your Holiness.

Oh, yeah.

Um, I am a... should I just tell them?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I'm a numismatist.

Um, it's basically a cool...

- Nerdy. - Don't listen to...

- I knew it. - It's real nerdy.

I knew you were gonna say that.

It means coin collector.

Yes, it means I'm a coin-

- Mm-hmm. - Well, coin collector,

- And study the history. - And expertise guy.

Thank you very much; there's more to it

- than just accumulating coins. - Right.

But I run a coin shop with your uncle...

Uncle Steve, you'll meet him.

And, um... Yeah, well, I...

Where are we in the baby phase today?

We're brand new. We're little bitty.

I think it's called an embryo at the moment.

- - Is it like this?

I dunno; I have to read the books better.

I just... we just found out about you.

We were... uh, we really,

really wanted you, and for a long time.

And some doctors said that

we would need some help...

um, to have you, and then, the week that we

were gonna go in and get that help...

We found out we didn't need any.

So, we'll do this again tomorrow

- and the next day... - Tomorrow?

We're not doing it every day.

- Anyway... - Okay, but we... we love you.

See you soon.

- - I'm gonna go see.

Do you want pizza?