The Estate

- Hi! - Where the hell were you?

Oh, I'm so sorry, Macey.

- Did I miss the meeting? - Yes, of course you missed it.

You're an hour late. Where were you?

I don't know.

I was just fucking around at home, watching shit.

I lost track. I'm really sorry.

So, what did the bank manager say?

Well, he said they're not gonna give us a new loan,

and unless we come up with the repayments, they're gonna shut down the cafe.

What? Did you try to convince them? Did you beg?

Yes, I begged. He wasn't interested.

Well, did you show him your tits?

What? No, I didn't show him my tits.

Ugh! These people!

You know what? You stay right here.

- What are you gonna do? - Just stay there!

Oh, my God.

All right, Macey. All right, walk fast.

- What did you do? - Walk fast.

I took his mug of coffee and I threw it in his face.

Oh, my God! Whose?

What do you mean whose? The bank manager's.

- But that's not our bank. - What?

Then why the fuck were you standing outside that bank?

Because I was waiting to meet you.

I didn't know you were gonna throw coffee in someone's face!

We should probably move faster because I also kicked him in the balls.

What?

Don't look back. They're coming.

We're gonna get arrested!

So, how are things going with Geoff?

Uh... Great, actually.

Yeah, I mean, I really feel like

I've finally met someone special, you know?

I know we haven't been together very long,

but, yeah, we're so connected.

That's amazing.

I mean, even if he is fucking boring, who cares?

You like him, and that's what matters.

Geoff's not boring.

No, he's a good guy with moral values and emotional sensitivity.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Fuckin' boring.

Oh. Wow!

Hey, sis.

Wow, what the fuck is this supposed to be?

Iggwilv from Dungeons & Dragons, obviously.

You do know you're an adult now, don't you?

Well, when are you gonna join me for a game?

How about next never in a million years?

- Be careful. - I will join you in a game.

- Okay, but don't touch my... - Oh. Sorry.

Just go. No! Don't...

- Hey, Mom! - Oh, hey.

- Hi. - Muah!

Good to see that Ellen's still making the most of her life.

Well, be nice to her. She's your sister.

Half-sister.

You know, you should just try to spend a little time with her.

She would love that.

Maybe if she was a little less of a freak.

Oh, God, Mom, seriously, our cousins?

Don't you lose your appetite every time you open the fridge?

You used to like your cousins.

Beatrice was Macey's best friend,

and Richard, he loved you.

Ugh! Yeah, in a weird, creepy, totally inappropriate way for cousins.

Anyway, what's up? You said you had news.

Oh, I had news...

Oh, yes, Aunt Hilda's dying.

What's wrong with her?

- She has cancer. - Ugh! Where?

Everywhere. Lung, liver, colorectal.

Which one's that, the asshole?

Don't talk with your mouth full.

So, anyway, I just thought that I should tell you girls

so that you could send a card or, I don't know, whatever.

Saying what? "Sorry you're dying"?

Honestly, I don't know, and I don't really care.

Mom, she's your sister.

Well, I know, but you know what a cunt she is.

- So, who wants tea? - Yes, please.

Listen, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Uh, I highly doubt it. Why, what are you thinking?

That we need to go see Aunt Hilda.

What for? Give her some flowers or something?

Yeah, take her some flowers,

and get our hands on that inheritance money.

Are you crazy?

Aunt Hilda is never gonna write us into her will.

- She doesn't even like us. - She doesn't like anybody.

Yeah, but she really doesn't like us, though.

She hates Mom, and we're all connected, so...

Yeah, but maybe if we go see her and cozy up to her...

You know, be nice to her or whatever.

Savanna, I'm never gonna do that.

Come on. It is such a good opportunity.

I mean, who else is she gonna leave her money to?

She never had kids. She doesn't talk to her own sisters.

Our cousins live in different states.

She doesn't even like animals!

I don't wanna be a will hunter, Savanna, it's...

But we'd be good will hunters!

'Cause it's for a good cause.

What? What cause?

Us! Jesus, Macey, keep up.

I mean, how else are we gonna get money?

In case you haven't noticed, our business is going down the tubes

and our lives are falling apart.

I'm going to see Geoff.

Will you at least think about it?

Macey! Think about it!

Will you think about it, please?

Come on, Macey!

At least think about it.

Macey, will you think about it?

Macey, think about it!

Macey, please think about it!

At least think about it! Macey!

Oh!

- Hi! - Hey!

What are you doing here?

Well, I... I was in the area.

Thought I'd drop by and bring you a sandwich.

That's so sweet of you.

Oh! And it's beef and tomato! Yay!

Yeah, you said you liked it, so...

I love it...

A lot.

What's wrong?

They're moving me to Alaska.

What?

They're making me go for this project,

and my boss said if I don't go then I'll lose my job.

Oh, my God... Uh...

How long do you have to go for?

A year!

Oh, Jesus.

I mean, um,

can you not go and get another job or...

I wish I could, but I gotta pay for Janey's college.

- Yeah, right. - And I got the alimony payments.

Yeah.

I just don't have a choice.

I don't want to go to Alaska.

- It's freezing there. - I know.

There's nothing to do there.

Honey, come here. Come here.

- I don't even have a warm coat. - We'll work it out.

I have to go shopping. I hate shopping.

- Hey, Joe. - Hey.

- Where's Savanna? - She's upstairs.

Hey.

Remember what this place used to be?

You know, open until 4:00 a.m.

Place was pumping with people.

Dad loved it so much

he wanted to be buried in the cemetery across the street.

But, I don't know.

Now, I guess, the bank will tear it down

and put a strip mall here.

So, Dad will be buried next to a strip mall.

Okay.

Okay what?

Okay, let's... Let's go see Aunt Hilda.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, yes! Thank you!

- Oh, God, I'm sorry! - No, it's okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Let's go get fucking rich from that dying old bitch!

Oh, my God. I don't remember it being so big.

Yeah, it's huge.

- All right, we can do this. - Can we?

Oh, yeah. Yep, yep.

Hi! Hi, sir. We're...

I am not coming back! Do you hear me?

You can get yourself someone else to treat like shit.

Go fuck yourself! You're useless anyway!

You fuck yourself!

Oh...

I don't know about this.

Oh, shut up, it's gonna be great.

What are we gonna say?

Who is it?

It's Macey and Savanna, Aunt Hilda.

- Who? - Macey and Savanna, your nieces.

Oh, yuck.

What the hell do you two want?

Uh, we... We came to visit you.

We heard you weren't well.

No, I'm not well. I'm fucking dying.

Right. Exactly.

So we thought we would come and cheer you up.

And you think the sight of you two is gonna cheer me up.

You can help with the bag at least.

Sure. Yes. That's what we're here for, to help, Aunt Hilda.

- This bag? - No, not that bag.

My colostomy bag.

It's about ready to burst all over the place.