Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars (夏日福星)

In 1945, the United States dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan.

In 1964, the United States was involved in the Vietnam War.

The horizon is ablaze again.

In 1976, the United States launched the first space shuttle

and brought it back to Earth successfully.

In 1981, Hong Kong's slum dwellers fought repeatedly with the police

who came to evict them.

In 1982, massive fires devastated Kwangton, Hong Kong.

In 1983, Britain went to war with Argentina over the Falkland Islands,

unleashing the horror of missile warfare.

That same year, a typhoon grounded 26 cargo ships in Hong Kong.

In 1984, taxi workers in Hong Kong went on strike and rioted.

However, none of this has anything to do with the story.

Cho Yan-yuk

Sammo Hung

Eric Tsang I Barry Wong

Cho Ken-Nan I Cheung Chi-Leng

Sammo Hung

Hey, hey!

One, two, three, four...

seven, eight, nine, ten...

- Hey! Why did you kick me? - It makes me happy. So what?

I didn't do anything to you. I'm just exercising.

Hey, come help me prepare breakfast.

Coming, coming!

Big Brother, good morning.

Remember, I cook breakfast every Wednesday morning,

but it'll be your job from now on.

You have to remember what everyone likes.

Francolin Greens likes scrambled eggs.

These fried eggs are for Big Rehmannia.

Rhinohide likes hard-boiled eggs.

Monk Fruit is more troublesome. He likes his eggs steamed.

How do you like your eggs? You can tell them in a bit.

I"m fine with anything. Big Brother, I'll eat what you're eating.

I"m simple. I like every type. So I just take half from everybody.

Big Brother, what if I like 1000-year-old eggs?

You can eat 1000 eggs if you shut up.

You bastard! I told you not to come to Hong Kong!

If you screw around again, I'll kick you out!

I was just playing a joke.

Just playing a joke?

I think you wanna get yourself killed. Go and re-cook breakfast!

Fine, fine.

Can't even take a joke.

Pagoda Cake, we're not brothers anymore!

Even though your father is not his father and his mother is not your mother...

you're still brothers.

Of course! We're all sworn brothers here. But you're like blood brothers!

Exactly! He's just joking with us, you don't have to get mad.

If you want to kill him, give him DDT. Otherwise, stop acting and let him be.

That's right, Big Brother! They say I don't have to die.

Fine.

Since you're going to take my place.

If they accept you, that's great. You decide your own life and death.

Okay, good! Let's eat breakfast!

Wait, hold on...

To be part of this group, you need to follow the rules.

We must sing before eating.

Hey! Singing again? Why can't we sing after?

It doesn't matter. We'll eat after.

Eggs are on our table

And bread is on our table

Everyone, hurry up. Let's eat them all together

Amen

From now on, don't speak so much in front of your big brothers.

Hey, don't you hear the bell ringing?

- I hear it! - Go open the door!

Empress Flower, you're here!

Come in.

Look who's here!

Empress Flower, how are you?

What's up with you guys? Something wrong? Why aren't you guys ready yet?

- Ready for what? - To go to Pattaya!

Didn't I call you guys saying we're leaving a day earlier?

No.

No?

Yankee Ginseng took the message!

What are you looking at? I don't want you guys to go.

Can't you guys just stay with me one more day?

If you guys get ready in five minutes, then there's still time.

Wait for me!

Empress Flower. We'll see each other later, then?

Later, then...

Hello, everyone. I"m your guide, Lo Ta-yu, but I can't sing country.

Welcome to the Morning Star Tourist Circuit to Pattaya.

I don't want to talk too much during the ride.

We should arrive in Pattaya in about 2.5 hours.

It's going to take 2.5 hours to get there?

Does that mean we have to listen to this guy's crap for two more hours?

I'm dying of boredom!

We'll keep you entertained!

What are we going to play? Hide-and-seek on the bus?

You guys are all idiots!

You can see the green roofs and golden buildings...

Want to play moving games?

One after the other. Look left and right. It's fun!

Go play with yourselves!

Stop the bus. I want to go to the toilet.

There's no need to stop, there's a toilet in the back.

- Big Brother, what do we do? - We also go.

Thai women are very seductive.

But, gentlemen, be very careful.

Let's see whom she touches when she leaves!

Who will be the lucky one?

If you fall in love, they'll never let you go.

Then you'll have to marry them!

With you all standing here, how can I get back to my seat?

- Just walk sideways. - Yes, yes.

This way, miss.

Please...

That was great! Did you enjoy her touch?!

Excuse me!

Miss, please...

In Pattaya, there are many lady boys.

Therefore, gentlemen, look twice before you flirt!

So be careful.

And if you get AIDS from one of them, don't blame me!

Pattaya has fine sand, clear water.

There are lots of places to have fun. You'll see!

And then there's the Thai food...

Here we are...! We've arrived.

Here we are! Everyone, please get off.

- Hey, it's so beautiful here! - Yes!

- Let's go swimming! Come on! - All right!

Hurry up...! Get out.

Hey, the girls are going swimming! Let's go too!

The sun here can be brutal on your skin.

Francolin Greens.

- They think I"m your girlfriend. - Yes.

It's hard to tell you this, but I have to.

Just say it. Love must be expressed. Love is the ultimate emotion!

I've never loved you.

And I dare not to love you.

I hope you trust me.

I couldn't love you.

You should know: I said that before

because I wanted your help to find Muscles.

That's why I flattered you that way.

And I'm sorry for doing that.

Actually, I also feel very sad.

I shouldn't have played with your feelings.

I hope you're brave enough to face the reality.

And I don't want you to feel sad.

We're still good friends.

Francolin Greens?

Hey, hurry up!

What will they think of us,

digging a tunnel just to get close to them?

We're there, we're there! It's a success! Hurry it up now!

Really? Are you sure you got the right place?

Of course! I can feel them breathing and their body temperatures!

If it wasn't for you, I would have them in my arms already!

- Quiet, or I'll throw you out! - Okay, okay, I'll be quiet! Sorry.

Hurry...!

May lovers in the world not be dependents.

What happened?

- Why did it collapse...?! - Let me go!

Sorry!

Sorry...!

Taking advantage of me?! You're so disgusting!

You bastard! Won't let your brothers enjoy themselves! Just had to ruin it all!

Having a good time, hot shots?

We ain't hot shots.

But I told everyone that you were businessmen.

Who'd you tell?

Those four girls asked me what you guys do.

I told them you were businessmen.

- You told them we were businessmen? - Right! That could be bad luck!

W-What are you talking about?

But isn't it? They'll expect us to pay the bill for them.

You idiot! Really pissing me off!

Big Rehmannia, think of something to make him stop talking!

Ladies! Sit down, please...!

Aren't we so lucky!

Lucky?

Why are you so lucky?

Nothing, a few of us just found out that the stock index went up 90%.

Jiangfeng Bank rose one dime per share, and bought five shares for each one.

- Why haven't I heard that? - We're just well informed.

Yes, we bought gold with the liquidity we had before we came here.

But yesterday, it went down by 16 points. That's $1.6 million gone without a sound.

But didn't you guys say you're so lucky?

Our portfolio should have fallen by more than 30 points.

So it's luck that it fell by so little.

When our stock in real estate goes up, we'll make the money back.

Yeah, or Saudi Arabian oil. A rise of 70 or 80 cents per barrel,

no problem.

Do we still do oil business with Saudi Arabia?

Our vintage cars eat hundreds of gallons of gas every week.

- Enough talk! Let's order some food. - Let's order food.

We already ate. You all can order, but the food isn't good.

What'd you say? You've eaten, but we haven't yet!

Order whatever you want. They have lobster, crab, seafood.

It's very good!

At that time, it was so funny!

- Miss? - Tell us another one! You're so funny!

- Tell another one? - Yes, tell another one!

Okay, okay, I'll tell one...

Monk Fruit, a word with you.