To All a Goodnight

Sorority, sorority!

Come on. Let's cut her head off!

On behalf of the staff and myself,

I would sincerely like to wish all those students

leaving for Christmas vacation,

a pleasant journey, and the happiest of holidays.

I would also like to take this opportunity

to thank those parents who have contributed

so generously to the school recreation and chapel fund.

You have to stop being this way! You have to!

Vivian.

Vivian, the game!

Vivian! The game! All right, Harry!

Will you hurry up, already?

Come on, Leia.

I spend a fortune to send this kid here,

you wanted to get her, okay, we got her,

now let's put her in a bag and get out of here.

Hey, a fortune I spent on the 50-yard line.

A fortune I spent on 50 yards,

and you're gonna wrap it all the way.

Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap. You and that kid.

The two of you, you're gonna drive me nuts.

Oh, take good care of him.

Oh, I will. Okay.

If somebody left their underwear

hanging on the south line they better remove them--

Bye. See you in two weeks.

Okay. Bye. Bye.

Buy some milk, okay?

I will.

Bye.

Attention.

I think it would be proper, at this time,

on behalf of my staff and the rest of the student body,

to thank Mrs. Cowper's retirement attention

to this educational facility,

and to wish her the happiest of holidays

and a quick, safe return.

You suck up!

Get away from that!

Have a good time.

If you have the chance,

bring me back a couple presents.

Okay.

Men.

Okay.

Okay, have a good time.

Because of delay in the day,

Mrs. Jensen says that dinner will be delayed 30 minutes.

And we'll be eating in the peer dining room,

instead of the main dining room,

which will be closed during the holidays.

Stop that!

Good bye! Bye.

In the main room in 20 minutes.

All right, hi, people this is Fashiak

the Rocker-cranker, cranking out your old time high roads,

and here's our newest prize hit,

by a young up coming group.

Do you know where I wish I was spending Christmas?

In a funny hutch.

I'd rather spend Christmas in a cave

than with my mother and her freaky artist friends.

A cave?

That's going a bit far, don't you think?

Not if you knew her mother.

I wish I was going home.

You would.

Come on now, girls, dinner's ready.

All right! Hey, Mrs. Jensen, what did you fix?

Stew and for dessert, cherry pie.

Oh!

My favorite.

Anything you can get your hands on

is your favorite.

Shove it.

Any particular place, sweetheart?

Sex freak.

Oh, I thought I had that title wrapped up.

You shouldn't let the others get to you.

They don't. Not really.

Come on, let's eat, I'm starved.

Now you can start.

Smells great, Mrs. Jensen.

Oh, thank you, Nancy.

Mrs. Calvin called.

She won't be back until after the weekend.

Her mother's ill.

Poor woman.

She says to be good,

and not to get into any trouble.

In the meantime, I'll be looking out after you.

Great! I couldn't have planned this better if I tried.

Planned what?

Shh, keep your voice down, or Jensen will hear you.

Well, is somebody going to tell us something?

Or are we just going to sit here until we start laying eggs?

Something's going to get laid.

What time are they coming?

Go ahead, Leia, tell them.

T.J. is coming up with a few of his friends tonight.

Oh, how nice.

Pass the stew.

He's flying.

You're telling me.

And his father's plane stupid.

He called me this morning.

And with Mrs. Calvin gone for the weekend,

you're going to have one hell of a time!

In that case, then, I suppose

I'll tidy up a little bit.

Who's he bringing with him?

I don't know, he didn't say.

Now, the pie.

It's for dessert.

Where's Cynthia?

Oh, she wasn't feeling well, so she went up to bed early.

Oh. Maybe I should take something up to her.

She said she wasn't hungry.

Cynthia!

Cynthia?

Cynthia!

Paul?

Paul, is that you?

Yeah!

Hurry up, come on.

Come on, let's go!

No, no!

God! Help!

Have you no pride at all?

How would you like this in a very delicate place?

Come on, you two, shut down.

What time are they coming?

Midnight.

Oh God. Bless whoever built that airstrip.

God bless airplanes.

I think I'm going crazy.

What's the matter?

Not enough pie.

Now why didn't I think of that?

I just thought I saw something outside.

Keep watching, any minute now,

eight tiny reindeer are going to be coming along,

and one of them is going to have a shiny red nose.

You better lay off the junk food, kid,

you're beginning to have sugar hallucinations.

I know I saw it.

I think.

I think I'll go get a Kleenex.

Bring me some perfume, will you? The Chanel.

Okay.

I saw it.

Where are you? Aha!

Great!

Oh, Jesus, you scared the hell out of me!

Miss Samantha has me looking on the plants.

It's our duty to take care of the plants.

Yeah.

God put them here to give us pleasure.

Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me.

Oh, by the way, Mrs. Jensen cooked up

some cherry pie and stew.

Better hurry on down before it's all gone.

I like cherry pie.

Yeah.

You and Nancy both.

I like Nancy too.

Oh dear, so much stew left over.

Oh, it's Fast Ralph. What's happening, sibling?

Hello, girls.

I think he used to be a gargoyle

on the south side of Notre Dame.

I got the stuff!

Hello, Ruth.

Oh, hello, Tina.

Ralph.

You look wonderful.

Oh yeah, real great, real great.

By the time those butchers get through with me,

I'm gonna be nothing but leftovers.

I brought some cannoli.

Oh!

What's cannoli?

Here, Ralph, put it in the fridge.

So, what did the doctors say?

They have to perform the bypass.

20 years I'm riding my bicycle.

Best exercise in the world, they tell me.

They have to perform a bypass.

Don't you go worrying now,

everything's gonna be all right.

All right, my foot. I'm gonna die!

We all gotta die. I know I'm gonna die.

Death is no stranger to me.

I buried three husbands.

So you think that's so bad?

After the third one, it's just a piece of cake.

Mrs. Jensen, have we got a surprise for you!