Chromophobia

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I am whole.

I'm free to love who I am.

My breath is deep and calm.

Find your way in life by finding the new you.

Discover and remember

that you are the world.

Thoughts run freely through my mind.

Release yourself into the rock pool of tranquillity.

Toxins wash away.

Understand and overcome fears, frustrations

- I'm safe. - dependencies.

Food is my friend, nourishing my body.

Conquer those little addictions

- and start to connect to the whole. - Free to love my body

by which we are all lit,

a universal quantum intelligence.

An infinite kaleidoscope of interconnected wave and particle action

- in the zero-point field. - I am free.

Affirm the things that give you pleasure.

My new pink trousers

sunshine

I am calm.

Free to be lona.

Free to be lona.

Mom!

What the fuck are you doing?

Get out! For God's sake, put that down!

Put that down! Put it down!

Get out!

Fuck off.

But, Mom.

Coffee?

No way, baby, I'm married.

Now that was funny.

Quick! Ballpark.

Marcus, 1:00, Puran's Meet you there.

Right. Absolutely. Just finishing off here.

Fuck.

- Hello, pussycat. - Hello.

- Trent. - Hey, Trent.

- Got your Frankenstein fish farm piece. - Yeah?

- Some good stuff in it, but - But what?

Timing's off Guardian ran three evil scares last week.

- Sorry about that - This is a proper fuckin' story.

It's a think piece Not really what I wanted.

Is there a problem with thinking?

- Yeah, possibly. - Wait.

Don't tell me our readers wouldn't be slightly curious to discover

the fish fillet they munch with their requisite glass of chardonnay

came from a two-headed fuckin' mutant from the black lagoon.

Keep it lively, personal, real.

What is more real than a crippled ecology?

Our crippled circulation

I need an old fisherman blokey selling up, heartbreak sort of thing.

- No, I don't write soap opera. - Oh, spare me.

All right, I need something on Ilsa,

the dyke that won the Eurovision Song thing

I need 3,000 words Do it in your sleep.

- In my dreams, you mean? - Them too, Trent Yeah.

Fine one, sir Follow me.

Things all right?

Yes, yes, I'm sorry Sorry I'm late.

- Got a bit hung up. - How's that trainee of yours?

Sarita? Yeah, she's she's great.

Great Bright.

We've been keeping an eye on you, Marcus.

Yes, well, I'm sorry about the, the music I was.

You might want to try the Vieux Télégraphe, if you're having the beef.

It's fuckin' nectar.

Actually, I'm just gonna have some mineral water.

Really? Oh, I'm disappointed.

It's not every day I take an employee to lunch

to formalise their partnership in the firm.

Welcome aboard.

Well, I'm I'm honoured, I'm honoured.

God knows what I'm gonna tell Harrison.

If he had your billings and your client list he'd be a partner already.

You're an asset, Marcus.

Hello? Hel Hello.

No, I have been waiting for ten bloody minutes.

Come on, then Come on, keep up

I'm well aware of that.

Let me tell you, I've been painting up in Cooperstown over 30 years

I know of no notification this area has been reassigned for army use,

nothing to indicate a change in enmity lines.

No.

I'd like you to work alongside me for a while,

get you fully up to speed.

Your father would approve.

He still sits, doesn't he?

Less and less Spends most of his time pursuing unfulfilled creative urges

perched at an easel somewhere remote.

Does he now? Hats off.

Aylesbury.

Oh, for God's sake, like the town, yes.

Because I'm a high court judge

and chairman of the county bloody boundaries committee!

Idiot woman.

Bureaucrat.

Oh, for God's sake.

Yes? Who is this?

Give me a kiss Come on now.

Hello?

- Oh! - Penelope

Penelope

Penelope!

Good God, darling!

Are you hurt? Are are you hurt?

- Are you all right? - Oh, that gave me a fright.

The bloody thing came right off the roof and bang!

- I was on the phone. - It's all right, darling

- I'm all right, just terribly shocked. - Yes, of course you are.

- We could have lost you. - Are the dogs all right?

I'm all right, I'm all right It's just so frightening.

Listen, we must get Chambers onto this.

Look, this whole thing, could be a fault right the way through there.

- We've got to watch that one now. - Sure you're all right?

Just a bit frightened I'm terribly sorry.

Well, you were in the middle of something, and I just.

So how is the Robin Hood of the classical art world?

Alive and kicking I fight the good fight

I've got ginger, lemon, honey, milk.

Couple of anti-depressants? No sugar.

The Prozac's been wolfed, I'm afraid.

There's Seroxat, Xanax If you want to go really retro, Valium,

- or there's some Viagra. - Whatever you've got

I can see Orlando's immersed in the Phoenicians,

proving innate good taste and erudition There you go.

- Thanks. - So I'll be back about 6:00, 6:30.

Is that all right? Do you mind?

What's a godfather for?

Anyway, I've got this amazing Piranesi folio from the office

that we can look at together.

Stunning It's worth more than the flat.

So how are you, gorgeous?

I'm seeing a woman with a moustache about my parenting flaws

and my residual bulimia.

And, I'm doing autogenic self-hypnosis

to try and keep the low self-esteem at bay.

- Think it's working. - How horrific.

Getting back to work But it's just really exciting for me at the moment

because I am beginning to to find the real me.

Sounds terrifying.

So this woman, her moustache,

is it thick?

- Yes, it is, actually. - I knew it would be.

A, B, C, D, E

F F, F, F Forty-nine.

Tell me about Viagra Research purposes.

Yes, of course Well, I've only used it once,

a long time ago.

It was a beautiful boy Spectacular results.

But actually, I don't go for that.

Basically, I don't shag much anymore.

The yogis believe you shouldn't be too profligate with your sexual fluids.

Does that go for girls?

I can't speak for girls.

Mr Griffin.

You're not the first ex-cop.

They usually think this is gonna be easier.

Well, I mean, technically, it was, depression.

They don't like to say "lacking the will to live".

Just kidding I'm fine now.

It's just, you know, finding

what's right for you, what you're good at.

And right now I'm, cruising down Route 66

if, if you know what I mean.

Right OK.

So as a family support worker,

you're qualified now for initial assessments, visits and reports, OK?

Bit of advice: Don't let yourself get too involved.

These people's lives, take it from me, bit of a mess.

They can try and suck you in over your head.

Keep it sharp, all right?

Some people can get into real trouble for stepping out of line.

You probably know all that from being a copper.

- Yeah. - Gloria Garcia Ramirez

de something?

Glorious year.

We sent a letter, no reply, needs an initial assessment.

Single mother, one kid,

housing benefit, income support.

Got hep C somehow That's it.

Right So, when's the next visit scheduled?

Three weeks ago.

Right.

I'm thinking of starting embroidery classes, needlepoint

I don't know, sounds ridiculous, but there's something about

those tiny little stitches I find it appealing.

Of course I'll be hopeless.

Tell me about the bird incident

Orlando.

Well, there was a lot of blood and dirt

and then this lunatic screeching

that just cut right through me.