Garpastum (Гарпастум)

- What are we waiting for? - Nothing.

Vita, stop it!

- Hey, dummy. - What do you need all this for?

Let's go!

Gavrilo!

We're late. They're waiting for us in Sarajevo.

Gavrilo!

They say that Franz Ferdinand is already in Sarajevo.

Hey, get going.

Where did everyone go?

Hurry up!

The barge is going to beach.

The ships won't be able to get into Petersburg now.

It's no big deal.

- You worn out? - No problem.

They say a prince or something got killed in some Sarajevo.

Now all the prices will go up.

GARPASTUM

Slowly move your hands apart.

Now systematically examine the front of the vagina.

Stretching the vagina with air.

The shifting of the organs in the knee-elbow position.

Stretching the vagina with air.

Insert a lubricated forefinger half way into the vagina.

Examine the muscles on the right perineum with the thumb.

Next, move to the base of the labia major.

What's so good about it?

Watch it, take it easy on my book.

Don't you think a woman's soul matters more than her body?

No...

I had a dream that you got run over by a train.

At first I was upset, but now I'm not sure.

Let's continue.

The use of both the second and third fingers...

makes a larger area palpable,

it allows for a more defined...

and deep examination;

and this while the hand doesn't get tired.

It's good to lower the elbow as low as possible,

the elbow resting on a knee.

For this put the foot on the table crossbars,

or on a stool.

In this way you will have the clearest view of IT.

It fell, Andrey.

My teeth are whiter.

Why are all of your books about the vagina?

Tell me, Andrey.

Moron, you'll end up blind in a hospital.

You'll bring me packages. We're brothers, aren't we?

I think it's a tragic mistake.

Do you think it's true in 30 years...

airplanes will carry a few thousand people?

Why aren't you listening, Nina?

Dear Officers!

Go. I'm a general myself.

Nina, don't be flustered.

Do you want a pastry?

I'm not flustered.

It's just that everyone's so funny here.

It got cold. Let's go somewhere warm.

I want to have some fun.

It's nice here. We're having fun and we're happy.

You're so dusty.

"My breast felt cold, my steps were light,

"I put on my left glove, but it's really the right one. "

- Do you like the poem? - It's good.

We have a friend who mixes up gloves when he plays goalie.

It's just like real life.

Then we'll go listen to poetry tonight.

You're so nice, Andrey. So kind and good.

I'll tell you a strange thing, Nina.

I was dreaming about you all night.

I couldn't sleep. I kept thinking about you.

Don't embarrass me.

I'm not embarrassing you. I'm courting you.

He exaggerates everything.

Let's go, I'll protect you.

Stop kissing my hand, soon the skin will peel off.

Let me carry you in my arms.

You'll get sick.

You've such a nice brother. Look how he smiles.

In two years, by 1916, they promise to build an airplane...

with a wing span as big as this field.

The grass is so wet.

Will be bad weather tomorrow.

Airplane!

Push, push!..

I hate these official festivities!

Stop torturing me.

Let's go to Anitsa's. It's always fun there.

Would you like to be an aviator?

Well?

But she's cross-eyed!

Let's go make punch.

"I was licking my eye last night, and as well my breast,

"That's why I came to Blok's so late to be his guest. "

The horn is calling.

You're the horn.

- Imagine a cross-eyed statue. - Remember that face.

Can a girl suck her breast?

Or her girlfriend's?

If the breast is small - no. But if it's big...

I'm smiling.

Anitsa!

And what size are your beasts?

On the seaside I became friends with a circus man.

For two weeks he tried to teach me to swim.

Then he told me I couldn't do it...

because I have small lungs. But I love the water.

Lermontov's poetry is a pile of brilliant drafts.

"Onegin's ancient anguish, piles of snow on Senate square,

"The smoke of the flame, the cold of the blade,

"Skiffs and seagulls scoop water on their way to the rope depot,

"Where only opera men wander selling spiced tea or rolls.

"Motorcars race into the fog,

"The oddbal Yevgeny ashamed of his poverty,

"Inhales the fume and curses his fate. "

Life flashed by like lightening.

Come in.

I decided to change my clothes, then I changed my mind.

Don't be afraid.

I am not afraid.

What's your name?

My name is Anitsa.

Smile.

Look at the way I smile.

Be so kind as to have a shameless expression.

Don't be ashamed of your youth.

You're so handsome.

Andrey.

Take off your clothes.

- It's cold here. - I'm not cold.

Come on, get undressed.

Look straight at me.

Like that.

See, you do it nicely.

Now get out.

Just like that. Naked!

He likes to peep.

What was that for?

Forgive me.

I'm an idiot.

You're just so young.

And I'm an old old granny.

Don't cry. You're an adult.

Let's go.

Andrey!

Shoust, stop rubbing your eye.

My grandfather says it's a lazy eye.

That's nonsense.

Fatso, don't fall behind!

Why do they always call me 'Fatso'?

My mother, father and grandpa are fat,

but I'm just stocky.

It's because they're older.

That's doesn't give them the right to insult me.

Fatso! Throw the ball back!

Anyway, it hurts me.

- Hi, Chura. - Hi.

But you're really not skinny.

- Shall we play for money? - It's tasteless.

With money you're somebody, without it...

Get out of here!

Baldy, the pretty boys have come.

They'll leave the same way they came.

Tails.

Our ball.

Well, let's go.

- Mister, let me play! - Don't even think about it!

Nick, pass it to me!

Andrey!

Shoust!

Andrey!

Fatso, catch!

Let's go.

Let's do it.

Shoust!

Andrey!

Chura, take it.

To me!

Come on!

I got it!

- To me, to me! - Shoust, take it!

Shoust, over here!

Andrey, it's under you!

Baldy cut me off.

Fatso, cover the corner!

Baldy cut me off!

Chura, why are you playing so rough?

Shut your mouth.

Listen, Professor, why don't you like anything?

Don't go there, don't do this.

If I hit you you'll break.

Everything's fine, Chura!

So you didn't score. Go hang yourself.

Let's go.

Andrey, look what I can do.

Let's do this:

I pass to you and run right.

Shoust runs left to confuse Stretch.