Jingle All the Way

Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster!

Kill them both!

Turbo discs, anyone?

- Stop him! - Go, go, Demon Team!

- No! Help, Turbo Man! Help! - I'm coming, Billy!

Ta-ta, Turbo Man.

Five seconds to ignition.

It's turbo time!

Got you.

You haven't seen the last of me, Turbo Man!

I'll have my revenge!

Here you go, Mr. President.

Mom, Dad, Booster.

- Thank you, Turbo Man. - You can always count on me.

Hey, Jamie, why don't you go upstairs and change, hon? It's almost time to leave.

But Dad's not home yet.

Now he's probably gonna miss me get my belt.

He misses everything.

Well, he's not gonna miss this. He's probably just working really hard.

Hello, Mr. Jacobs.

Oh, yes, we've been busy, but, you know, I like that.

I'm gonna make it. I hear you.

Yes. So what can I do for you?

200 king-sized by next Friday?

No problem whatsoever, but only for you, Mr. Jacobs...

because you're our number one customer.

Andrea, hi.

Well, if you think the fabric is too dark, then we'll just recover it.

And no extra charge

Well, what do you expect? You're my number one customer.

Don't you forget. You're my number one customer.

You're my number one customer.

Liz. Hi, honey. How are you?

Howard, where are you?

I know, Jamie's karate class.

Don't worry. I'll meet you there. I promise.

And don't forget, you're my number one customer.

Liz! I— Look, I didn't mean that—

Liz?

I gotta get out of here.

I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.

He's not gonna make it.

What the—

Johnny!

- The kids look great, don't they? - Yeah, they do.

Ted, I baked you some cookies—

- You know, to thank you for fixing my screen door. - Yes, sir!

Well, thanks, Judy.

- One! - One!

Ted, I was wondering if you’d mind...

taking a look at my porch light.

It just doesn't seem to be working...

and you being such a handyman—

Sure. I've got just the tool for the job.

I'm gonna make it.

Damn it.

- Hai! - Two!

- Hai! - Three!

- Four! - Hai!

License and registration, please.

Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry.

I'm really late for my son's karate class.

Oh, I do apologize if I've caused you some sort of delay.

How thoughtless of me.

Because the last thing that I want on my conscience right now...

is for a private citizen to somehow be disappointed...

in the performance of my duty.

Look, I was not criticizing you, Officer. It’s just that-

Step out of the vehicle.

That's my boy!

There. Are we finished now?

Recite the alphabet.

"A," "B," "C"—

Backwards.

Way to go, Jamie!

I didn't make it.

Hey, neighbor!

Ted? What the hell are you doing on my roof?

What's Ted doing on your roof? Ta-da!

I had some extra lights in the garage...

and since you didn't put up any yourself, I thought, what the heck?

Why not spread a little Christmas cheer around the neighborhood?

Aw, gee, Ted, how thoughtful.

Hey, sorry you missed the karate class today.

But don't worry. I got it all on video for you.

What would I do without you?

Did you tell Ted that he could put lights up on our house?

Howard, do you have any idea what time it is?

I know. You should have seen the traffic, and on top of that, I got a speeding ticket.

Don't explain it to me. It wasn't my karate class you missed.

We'll be back right after these messages

- Hi, buddy. - It's turbo time!

Now it's your chance to save the universe with Turbo Man!

Battle evil with America's favorite superhero...

and his sidekick Booster.

Jamie, about that karate class tonight...

I was trying to—Jamie.

Jamie, stop!

Listen. It was not my fault.

Jamie, don't walk away from your father.

Jamie.

Can I come in?

So, champ...

are those hands registered weapons yet?

Oh, is this it?

Wow! This is really cool.

How do you do this?

Like this?

No. I know. Like this.

What do you think, Jamie? How about this?

Ya!

I've done something really stupid today, huh?

- I don't care. - Oh, come on, Jamie.

I hope this is not true, because I really wanted to be there.

Look, believe me, I—

But you always say that, and you never come anyways.

Purple was important to me, Dad.

That's one away from green and three away from black.

- But I saw you get yellow. - But you missed blue.

You're right. I really blew it.

I'm really, really sorry.

You think you can let me make it up to you?

Like how?

Well, like letting me do something special...just for you.

Like, if there’s something really important...

you've been wanting for Christmas, hmm?

Ah, don't worry. I got it covered. I wrote Santa.

Ah. But Santa gets very busy this time of the year.

Sometimes he even has to ask moms and dads to help out a little bit.

Nah. It's not that important.

Tell me. What do you want?

I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move...

and the boomerang shooter and the rock-and-roar jet pack...

and the realistic voice activator that says five different phrases...

including, "It's turbo time!"

Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.

Well, I'm glad you had to stop and think about it.

Johnny's gonna get one, and so is everybody else I know.

Whoever doesn't is gonna be a real loser.

Well, that definitely won't be you.

Thanks, Dad. I love you.

I love you too, Jamie. I love you!

Whoa!

Liz, you should have seen us in there

I mean, we were really bonding. We were drawing.

We were laughing, having a great time, talking about that Turbo guy.

Turbo Man. Which reminds me, you got the doll, right?

The doll?

Yeah. That Turbo Man doll.

I asked you to pick one up two weeks ago.

Oh.

That doll. Of course.

Howard, you didn't. Please tell me that you did not forget that doll.

No, no. I-I— I got it.

I— I got the Turbo Man doll, the one that has those things that shoot out in front...

with that rock 'em sock 'em jet pack...

and with that realistic voice box that says, "It's turbo time."

- I got it. - Oh, good.

There you are. I mean, you thought for a minute...

that I would not do something that you tell me?

I got it right away.

Good. Because at this point...

they'd probably be impossible to find.

KQRS, Minneapolis

We'll do the rocking while you fill the stocking.

Wait. Whoa. Where you going?

I just have to run to the office quickly. That's it.

Howard, it's Christmas eve.

You can't be going to the office.

I have to pick up the D-O-L-L.

I left it there by mistake

Oh. Okay.

- All right. - Bye.

Dad, you can't go to work today. What about the parade?

- The parade? - The Holiday Wintertainment Parade. We go every year.

- Oh. - Well, you didn't go last year or the year before.

But Mom and I always go. Anyway, this year Turbo Man's gonna be there

- Yeah. Turbo Man. - Turbo Man. Yes! It's turbo time.

Dad, you can't miss it. It's gonna be really cool.

I won't miss it.

I'll be there. I promise.

Whoa!

Whoa!

- Sorry about that, Howie. - What's that— a reindeer?

A little Christmas surprise for Johnny.

You just think of everything, don't you, Ted?

Howard, I'm of the mind-set you can never do too much...

to make a child's Christmas magical.

So what happens to Blitzen after Christmas?

I've been watching a family of deer down by Lake Minnetonka.

I thought I'd take him down there and set him free

If nature's kind, they'll take him in like he's one of their own.

How touching.

Hey, buddy. How are you?

- Hey! - Whoa! That's odd.

Reindeer are usually such gentle animals.

There must be something about you he doesn't like— aftershave or something.

Yeah. All right. Got to go.

Where you off to so early?

Picking up a Christmas present for Jamie.