Perfect Lover

This is the last time I do that vulgar contradict allegations.

I have no sexual relations had with that young man, Mr. Lapinsky.

He was an intern with whom I have had brief contact.

That was it. Did you come?

But this time almost. Next time.

After an average of 1 minute 35 we are always ready.

You must always run away immediately after we...

You know that Kellyx likes you, right? -How about love?

I get the L word hard on my lips.

Kellyx wish you ... - Other was.

Maybe you should next time wear a uniform.

Then you look like a new man. I love uniforms.

Assistants, concierges, the cleaner who cleans your pipes.

Kellyx loves strong men in uniform.

The idea of ​​the knots making is so ...

Twice.

I don't know what to do. With that They come to Viagra for women so quickly.

I really sympathize with you. It's me also sat to be a sex object.

What is that?

It depends on the uniform. I remember not even her name anymore.

We have talked about this.

If you want me to be someone else, Then why are you with me?

You're right.

In what then? -You can't change.

I'm leaving you.

You meet your dream girl ...

on the day you find out you're a scary got illness from another.

You have one hour left to live. What are you saying to her?

Against who? -To the girl of your dreams.

Is this such a hypothetical question or a real question?

The perfect girl lives in another country. They shoot at you at the border.

The relationship issue. Get rid of it. Do you know What does a relationship do with your overtime?

It's about sex, not relationships.

If I ... No, if I ...

raise the nylon by 2.5 percent ...

then the net weight would be ...

decrease by 2.5 ... by 0.4 percent.

I'm getting promotion today.

Nylon car engines.

They drive really, but the best of them is that they are not real.

What about the trend against plastics?

Do you have the new silver seen devices?

I bought a silver telephone. It is a bit heavy, but very beautiful.

Let us have the graphs let's see, Joe.

Guy. -The charts.

Our research shows that there is a slight one decrease in the sale of plastic is ...

but i think that in the future ...

Well it will ... it will get better.

We improve sales with a global campaign.

Plastic can continue to exist.

I don't like such a plastic motor.

People can go through their computer to travel. I want something with more 'oemf'.

I would recommend a new product able to design.

At work, people.

I want what women want. They are our primary consumer group.

A woman must lead this campaign.

You're ready for promotion, don't you, Kellyx? I would really like that.

I want Guy on my team as my assistant.

Okay then. But I give him no promotion.

I already have this year given a man promotion.

Those stimulating condoms were in the mail.

He is a perfect masseur, he shrugs her was up. He is a slave.

He's a rat. -He is an art person.

I never guessed. I know the guy who does his parts.

They make women look so good look? Not that I need one.

Hello, Rocky. -Hiroki.

Also fine.

Greta is not like Kellyx. She is too old to get flesh and blood.

Do you know whoever? has an art person? Perez.

What are you doing here? - Please love me.

You know you can't go downstairs come. Do you want them to fire me?

Stop it. - Please love me.

It is unfair that men they may not have.

Would be with a male president we will be satisfied.

If the boss sees this, he can shake it.

Hopefully she doesn't see it.

Are you defective? What is your serial number?

Refers to non-programmed emotions fuse through?

Please don't leave me have to work for a steel company.

That's not fair. You also have a toy.

Life is not always honest for a man, Joe.

Do you and your robot want to get lost now?

Do you know what to do, Guy? Purchase such a plastic woman.

An art person?

They make them nowadays very real.

They never tell you to shave, and otherwise turn them off.

And then end up as Perez.

The loser. Such a toy can you still hide?

Why don't you take one? -My credit cards work against it.

Plastic.

Here's a ticket. Call this woman. Her name is Boyla and she is a robot expert.

I'm really not starting it.

Can I have a wife here?

Yes of course. We have a public holiday special with redheads.

The eyes are not included. Would you give me that hand?

I've never done this before. - Many virgins come here.

May I?

How expensive?

Some take out a mortgage, but this yields more than a house.

A house?

I absolutely cannot afford that. -I also have a lesser model.

Does it only have one arm or something?

There are a few small ones downsides. Little.

Thanks for your time, but I think that I'm going to find a normal girl ...

in a normal way.

You noticed me. I want you like to get to know better.

You and I, we are going ...

Hey. My father raised me ... -Boats.

Hey. I want a romantic, monogamous relationship.

Excuse me. Do you know what time it is?

That would...

All right. Not here. I want you like to get to know first.

That is not...

Put them in the water.

Fork.

Eating more oyster bars, and not so many vitamins for your brain.

You think too much anyway.

All right. I will think less.

Should women leave you, like you-know-who?

Mom didn't leave me, but you.

I meant that shikse who you loved in Paris.

He did not leave, but died. -Does not matter. You are different.

All my friends have at least one grandchild.

What should I call you then?

I don't have a name. We have no names needed here.

Then I will have a name have to invent for you.

A name. Jesus Christ.

I've been all my life addressed with millions of names.

I'm better off with a grunt or moan as a name.

I believe I love you.

I had already been once. Do you have still that model that nobody wanted?

That cheaper one. Like a chestnut brown costs less than a ...

Really?

Yeah that would be great. I am coming... Hey?

Finally someone to talk to. -With those tubes?

Someone to cuddle at night. - And she's nice and flexible.

If she nags that she wants some space, you can turn it off and put it away.

Stop it staring at that photo.

She was really unique.

You are a smart guy. You can do not bring the dead to life.

Bet?

She must love basketball. She must love my favorite beer.

She needs my armbands to hold.

And sex. Lots of sex. Twice a day. With an orgasm.

The sex express. No stops.

Even more preferences? Color of it pubic hair, length of the tongue ...

Smell of the skin? We have berries.

I do not want that. Surprise me.

Unspecified skin odor.

That.

And that.

She has a touch pad on her hips if you want to reprogram her.

A couple more questions. Intellect or no sense?

Please understand.

What type? Hellenic? Semitic? Eastern provincial?

Romanian? -Einstein meets Groucho Marx.

Look at that.

Smaller.

We will take care of it that everything is absolutely right.

You can keep her for seven days. We will recycle her next week.

Can I not keep her?

We needed a low cost plan think up because you had some problems.

This is also a test model. She's half from cloned DNA and half from plastic.

Hooves. If only she is 50% artificial?

It is also 50% human, and that is half more women than you have now.

How do you like it? -Beautiful.

I want to impress her. -She's a robot.

Your mantra:Don't be too eager ... -Do not be an instrument ...

And give her what you have.

What do you think about it? -Do you have a shoehorn?

I will next time get some more candy for you.

You are apparently a sweet tooth.

Maybe you try your inner chill to compensate.

I am ... You already know who I am.

What is your zodiac sign? You don't have one.

Package for you.

Exactly as stated in the brochure.

I'm Guy.

This is your new house.

Do you like it?

Did I order you?

I froze. -Really?

I wanted to impress you. - That's what all the guys want.

All men?

Wait a second. Are you not new?

Your money was not enough for a new model.

I have a cybrarian out of 83 seated ...

and with a young sumo wrestler with a very large ... Do you mind?

Not at all.

You didn't want a jealous partner. That is in your file.

I get it.

You don't want a jealous partner, but you can be jealous.

Just kidding. You have a sarcastic feeling ordered for humor, remember?

I am new.

So I have no memory for you comparable with previous customers.

This is also the first time for me.

Has anyone ever sucked on your toe?

Shall we take it easy?

If we have sex tonight, you will never respect me.

Besides, I don't even know your name. - But I don't have a name.