Time Trap

Hm?

Let's go.

So what are we doing here?

Well, my grandfather used to tell me

the future can give you anything you want.

Come on, what do you?

What do you do?

If you wait long enough, the future will create it.

Maybe through technology

or maybe just by making you not want it anymore.

Either way, the answer's in the future.

What's wrong, Boss? Come on.

You wanna go back to obedient school?

Yeah.

I didn't think so.

What's that, Boss?

Boss!

Hello?

Hello?

Boss, let's go.

Jackie, Professor Hopper here.

Hey, you didn't get shot by any hunters.

Awesome.

So, I found the van.

No sign of the hippies.

Uh, listen, I need you to climbing pack together for me.

Oh, really?

But you can't tell Taylor.

If he finds out I'm doing an expedition without him,

he'll get upset.

It's better this way.

Do you want her to have like 10,000 of your babies?

It's like you're 13. Just shut your mouth.

You shut your mouth.

Tay-tay.

Best friend.

Buddy.

Pal.

Oh, hi, Jackie.

And... Taylor.

Did he really say not to tell me?

Mhm-mhm.

Hey, the whole point of the favor was discretion.

Come on, Boss, come on.

Come here, Boss.

Sorry.

I had a teeny-tiny car issue, so Taylor had to drive.

Besides, he wanted to help.

So you saw it?

You saw the van?

When do we go?

I appreciate you setting this up on such short notice.

No problemo.

I appreciate your offer.

Taylor did all the hard work.

Situation's changed. I'm going alone.

- All right. - Who's gonna watch your back?

Boss, of course.

I'm serious.

Nobody's been on this land in decades.

You guys don't have anything to worry about.

It's gonna be fine.

Perfect. Then we'll be back in no time, right?

I'm going alone.

You guys will be fine without me for a couple o' days, okay?

If you're worried about your evaluations, which you should be,

they've already been submitted.

And they're glowing, if you can believe that.

Even yours.

Oh, look... twinsies.

'Kay, great. Thanks.

Gotta get up early.

You really think you're gonna find 'em?

Maybe.

If I really get lucky, I might just find what they went looking for.

Come on, Boss.

It's not Plan A. It's just in case.

God, you're such a worrywart.

You're just gonna hold down the fort, huh?

Great.

You're still there, huh?

Moisture.

It's a wall.

Jackie, come on, wake up.

Come on, Jackie.

Uh, hi, good morning.

We still have to go.

Even if we have to get a ride to the gate and hike for a few days.

No. We are not hiking for a few days.

There's no signal within like 100 miles of that place.

How would anybody know when to pick us up?

You've gotta know somebody who'd let us borrow their truck.

Somebody? Anybody?

- What are you doing with my phone? - Nope.

I'm not calling her.

Name one other person who has an off-road vehicle

who would bend over backwards for you

at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning.

And it's not her vehicle, it's her dad's jeep,

and there's no way that she's gonna loan it out to us.

We'll just rent a truck, it's fine.

- No, we don't have enough time. - No!

- Cara? - Hang up the phon...

Hey, this is Jackie. Taylor's friend from the Archaeology program.

Say goodbye.

I am great. Thank you for asking.

Look, Taylor has something he wants to ask you about.

Sorry. Did I wake you up?

You're doing what?

What if I had another option for you

that was a little more adventurous

that would definitely give Veeves an A?

The only thing is, you really need to bring by

your dad's sweet-ass 4X4.

Awesome.

Text you Jackie's address and come by like ASAP

and we'll explain on the way.

Veeves?

Mm-hmm. Cara's half-sister.

Actually, how are you with kids?

Uh... awesome.

Okay, so I'm gonna leave this disclaimer here

just in case I get a bad grade.

Cara's hijacking my school project to help out a guy she likes.

But there's a catch.

Dad just made her take a refresher course

on how to drive stick.

Let's see how that went.

Okay, Dad, I got it, I got it. I got it.

Honey, treat a manual transmission

like you would a relationship.

You gotta give a little to get a little.

Find the balance.

- Dad. - What?

He's just a friend, okay?

And I really don't need your relationship advice, but thank you.

But he was a four sport Letterman in high school.

He plays rugby.

Do you want me to give him your number?

'Cause it sounds like you like him.

Now, would I let you borrow the jeep if I didn't like the guy?

Our purpose in recording this is to show

problem-solving through adverse and unfamiliar situations.

So, what is our adverse and unfamiliar situation?

Well, Jackie and I were teaching assistants

for this really great guy in this semester named Professor Hopper.

And uh, he's been obsessed with finding these hippies

that went missing back in the '70s.

Mm-hmm.

They were tripping shrooms or something

and they went off looking for the Fountain of Youth.

- What? - And they never came home.

The Fountain of Youth? Really?

Look, I'm not asking you guys to get your hands on it.

You can stay in the car when we get there, okay?

Yeah, alright, well, when you told me

that you got a plan to get Veeves an A,

you really should've elaborated.

Wait, we forgot about Furby.

- Ungh... - Furby?

Is it imperative that he come?

I don't... he just... he smells weird

and he always has that cheese puff crust on his fingernails.

Well, if he's away from his mother too long,

he gets what we call anxiety-rrhea!

- Mom! - But he has pills for that.

Do you have the house phone?

I won't be here, but you know, just in case.

Great! Um, we'll have him home by tonight.

- No booze? - No ma'am.

- No drugs? - No ma'am.

No girls? Absolutely no girls.

I know he's at that age because

I walked in on him the other day

- Oh! - In his room without knocking

and you can imagine what he was doing.

Let's go, let's get in it.

Let's get out of here and... Perfect.

I love you, Wallace!

Okay, love you, Mom.

You can clip the cameras to your backs to keep it hands-free.

Here you go, I'm WiFi-ready.

- The password is 'fartparty' - What?

And one for you, my love.

Mnh-mnh, gotta earn it.

Ow.

All right, so who wants to give Furby the rundown?

I don't need an explanation.

This is what I think my love is for you.

Come on, man.

Thank you, fartparty.

We are going to find the Fountain of Youth.

Well, whatever my baby wants.

Just as long as I can show you the Fountain of Furby afterwards.

- Eww. - So gross, dude!

Well, look at that.

It would've been impossible to find without a satellite map.

Hey, Furby, you wanna narrate?

The state of decomposition seen here on the van is evident that...

- Oh, yeah, no, never mind. - Hey!