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Yo, are you here for the girl sesh?
- I guess. - See, I told you. Word of mouth!
You know the new word of mouth is the internet, right?
Yo, who is that?
You know Indigo, right? - I'm about to.
I'm gonna push you. I'm gonna let go now.
No! Oh, shit!
I'm on this date right now with this girl, Ash.
I'm trying not to screw it up.
You're not screwing it up.
- Hi, Camille! - Hey, what's up.
Wow, look at you. In the video already.
Cute girls get more views. Don't you know that?
I need to talk to you. - What, hold up.
Some girl wants to destroy me,
and she's just using this Me Too shit
because she knows her work.
You need to watch your mouth.
Your boy needs to watch his hands.
Come on, what you doin'?!
- Where'd I leave my pens? - Your weed pens?
My money's past due.
Give me what you have left, and we're cool.
What are you gonna do?
You stole a check from me. Give me the keys.
- My keys? - To the apartment.
You lied to me.
You can't blame yourself for this.
What's up, Kirt.
I wanna stop fighting the patriarchy
and just start helping the matriarchy.
You should host another one of those girl sessions.
I tried that one time. Nobody came.
You're really gonna let that stop you from trying again?
Where are you at? You literally planned this whole thing.
We did. Go skate.
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- No, no, I talked to that guy. It's a total bust.
- Are we able to just... - No, we're running out of...
Hey. Um...
- I could get that together, and we can move forward.
- No, we still need to find a site for that development.
- I keep telling you the old chocolate factory
in north Brooklyn is perfect.
It's been sitting there for ten years.
- And I keep telling you that that place is a piece of shit.
It's not worth it.
That place is gonna sit there forever.
- Jeanne, it's a chocolate factory.
Everyone loves a place with a story.
- Thank you, Brian, I really should buy
a $10 million building because it has a story
that nobody cares about.
Listen, my kid is here. I gotta jump.
Sorry, Indi. - Hi.
- What's up? - I wanted to give you this.
- What's this? - It's my check.
I signed it over to you.
And I'm gonna keep giving you money from all of my checks
until we're square.
Really, sweetheart?
Key Food?
- Well, this is what I'm doing now, so I don't really know...
- Okay, you're an essential worker, and that's great.
But I did not pay for Brearley
so that you can be putting Snapples into fridges.
- Well, I don't care if you cash it or not,
but I gotta go.
You're better than this.
What about this one?
- I'm not trying to fuck a Smurf.
- Okay, then. Someone's cranky.
- Indigo. Dude.
We got off shift five minutes ago.
Janay's here. Let's go!
Oh, God.
Fuck were you doing in there anyway?
Ooh, that's nice.
Hello, ma'am. You call a plumber?
I'm trying to lay some pipe.
- Now, let me know if you want me to suggest any products.
I've literally used everything in here.
In my body.
- Why are you so scared? It's fine.
Come here. Come here.
What about this one? It's cute.
Ooh, there it goes. Yeah, you could salsa with her.
Here, feel it, feel it.
What is this place?
- It's a sex shop. - That's legal?
Yes, Camille, and one day,
when you're ready, I'll take you inside.
- How will I know when I'm ready?
- Great choice. I have one.
It's life-changing. Enjoy.
- Thank you. How'd they know we were here?
I texted Janay.
- Come on, Tiger, let's see it, baby.
Come on, Tiger. Oh, no.
Atta girl.
- Okay. I feel you.
I'm just saying, let's get it.
Yeah, stay hydrated. - Yeah.
Tweedledum. Tweedledee.
- Okay. You gotta redo it.
- What do you mean? - I messed up the angle.
Whoa.
Yo!
Did you not just see me there? - Of course I saw you.
That's why I didn't hit you.
Fucking dick.
- These men are, like, rich rich.
Like, they just wanna hear you talk to them
and, like, you know...
What's the most you ever got?
One time I got a fat stack
for just listening to this guy talk about a band called Rush.
Wait.
So you got a whole stack just for listening to a dude?
- Yeah. - That's all you did?
No touching, nothing?
- You know, look cute, little cocktail dress.
- But I'm not gonna give no fucking stranger head.
No, no, no, me neither.
I just finesse them for their money, that's it.
- Think about how much money you would get
if you actually gave them head, though.
- You don't have to do any of that.
You just have to do shit like this.
- Shit, why don't you take me out on a date?
Now you can film me. - A'ight.
- So I'm gonna do, uh, the same thing,
except regular, 'cause I can't do switch.
I'm gonna do regular... I can't.
I'll do a regular heelflip.
- Oh, shit, I gotta go. - Where?
- Somewhere. - Where?
- NFD. - Why you going there?
That place is so expensive, right?
- I mean, they just started hooking me up.
- What? You ride for them now?
- No, it's just, like, flow. Like, it's whatever.
- Flow means that you ri... Fuck you, let's go.
- Wait, wait, like, I just got put on, though.
I don't know if you can come. - Why not?
I just... I just wanna look at the pants.
- A'ight, fine. - Let me come, please.
- You can come. - All right.
- But you gotta stay outside. - I'll stay outside.
- Never give your real name. Rule number one.
- Never? - No.
You don't ever go home with them,
you don't go to their hotel room,
you don't go anywhere that they tell you
that they wanna go alone.
We don't go anywhere alone with them, you know?
You talk to them, you listen to them,
they got money,
they're ready to throw it at you, that's it.
It's that easy.
- So, uh, I'll be out here. - Thank you.
Good luck.
- I floated those pants you showed me earlier.
- I bet, I got you. - It's good.
- You know, that video you posted
with that chick was fucking hilarious, bro.
- Thank you. - Who is that girl?
- Uh, she's just some girl I know.
Wait, is that her?
- Yeah. That's Camille.
- Why didn't you bring her in? - I mean, she's skating.
- Bro, go out there and bring her in.
- Come on, just do that shit already.
- Do it! - No, you won't do it.
- What you waiting for? - You're right, I won't.
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