Solo

ln a man's life birth, marriage and death are 3 important events,

we can't stop birth or defy death,

marriage is one event which is in our hands to some extent,

lovers believe in marrying their love,

elders believe they should choose the life partner,

with that start the problems,

what ever it is, everyone wishes for a happy and peaceful life.

Why are you not playing, Goutham?

l don't have parents, that's why l'm not playing.

Revere mother as God!

Revere father as God!

Revere teacher as God!

This ashram is everything to you!

Only fools think about what they don't have and feel sad.

You all are intelligent boys.

Make good habits customary.

lf you study well, find yourself a good job and settle down in life,

you'll get the life you wish for.

How many children are here? - About 70 children.

You're doing a greatjob.

Running this ashram and looking after so many children and guiding them.

By the grace of God! - No please.- Want full?

But there must be dedicated people to do it, right?

What dear? Have you distributed to all kids?

That boy is refusing to take. - Hey boy! Come here.

What's your name? - Goutham sir.

Why are you refusing to take the chocolate?

Who else lives in your home, sir?

lf you ask me who...ours is very large family, why son?

Can l come to your home for lunch? - Why to my home?

l've brought every item we eat in home, you can have it here only.

l don't want items or chocolates, sir? - Then?

l don't have anyone, you've so many people.

l like to live a big family. l'll come sir, please sir.

lt's okay for once but what would you do all your life?

Get me married to your daughter, l'll stay with you all my life, sir.

She's elder to you, idiot.

Long live joint families!

God, l'm vexed with this solo life,

people are asking where you all are?

So I've put you all in one frame bringing from different parts of the world.

Turned into a family.

Help me to join a large family frame and bless me, God.

Bobbili Village

Come sister, let's cut the cake. - Okay.

Vaishu's college seat is confirmed, brother.

l've discussed about hostel too. - Very reputed college.

Catch her...- Look at them dad. - What happened?

She smeared cake on my face on my birthday,

l'll not spare her now. You move uncle.

Okay...okay... - You go away.

Smear it on my face.

lt's over, right? Go away kids!

Why did you do it for me? - No problem dear.

Daddy, a small gift for you.

lt's your birthday, why are you presenting me a gift?

My life's biggest gift is getting you as my dad.

No use in drinking coke after coke, think about the matter seriously.

Facebook, Youtube, matrimonial sites,

technology has advanced very much, use it.

lf I say anything you say you're in this field for 40 years,

you couldn't fix a proposal for me. Aren't you ashamed of it?

Are you feeling bad?

Coke is over.

lt'll get over but when will my marriage get over?

l'm asking you finally,

do I've the qualification to marry a girl from a joint family or not?

How can l say that, Goutham?

Can't you? Take my thumb impression, use voodoo or black magic,

use any occult to foresee, but please do something.

Look at this photo.

Very beautiful!

Very large family. - Okay uncle.

The girl's great grandfather too is still alive.

Please okay this girl for me.

But the girl is PH.

M.Sc. or PhD is great, isn't it?

PH isn't doctorate or post graduate degree,

the girl is one legged.

No problem, we can use Jaipur leg.

You'll accept her as wife but she already has 3 children,

her husband died in military action.

Oh God!

l'll take care of her children too as my own children.

lf you've any girl from a very large family,

who would've eloped and returned home,

and girls who couldn't give dowry and their marriage is cancelled,

why don't you think from that angle too?

Try from that side, we can easily find a bride.

l don't know how you do it,

l must celebrate the next harvest festival in my ln-law's place.

l don't mind the cost.

Why do you always try to convince? You should be convincing them, right?

Looks like he's desperate!

When will they learn to be clean?

Stop...stop...turn around.

ls it shirt or wall poster? - What's wrong with it sir?

Though this is Aircel office, we're working in software department.

ls the dress code important or the work we put in?

Both are important.

What does Sania lack to wear miniskirts to play tennis?

ls Rahul Gandhi poor and can't buy dresses to wear homespun cotton?

lt's the dress code which differentiates us from ordinary people,

Your dress shows your self confidence.

Don't overact,

l know is self confidence, only l know is arrogance.

Come again.

Difference between self confidence and arrogance is wafer thin.

Very good!

lf you praise me, l've so many things to say.

Team leaders who wish too much and MD's who get emotional easily never come good.

There are just two things useful which were created by God, one is you and other is me.

lf you're enjoying it so much, I've so many Tamil dialogues up my sleeve.

lt'll be damn good. - Do one thing.

Watch all the DVD's of Tamil films,

take down the punch dialogues and bring it to office,

we can stick it around this place, staffwill work enthusiastically reading it.

lt'll run into millions sir, moreover l don't know Tamil quite well.

Do one thing, learn Tamil well,

watch...write...bring it. - Watch? You mean?

lf not don't come to the office.

My way is different way!

lf you get smart with me, l'll take wind out of your sails.

Are they saying no?

Though she's physically challenged, l'm not demanding any dowry too.

I told them you'll not take even a penny,

infact l said you'll pay dowry to them.

May be they're hesitating because l work in a private company.

Andhra bank has announced vacancies for clerks,

give me just 6 months, l'll secure a job there.

lt's not a job problem, they're expecting something.

Try to convince them, l'll raise your commission too.

Commission? Will you measure our relationship with money?

No...no sir...l'm sorry.

Tongue slip.

What's this strange wish?

Finding joint family is rare and you want a girl from such a family,

Look at the bespectacled girl, isn't she like the heroine of K.Vishwanath's film?

Find a girl yourself, boy!

Same office, a small house, a beautiful wife,

taking same lunch box to office,

after work, both of you can come home by evening,

after coming home, do what ever you feel like.

Nobody to control you.

Look, how wonderful life is!

lt's intolerable for me.

l've been living alone for 25 years now.

l don't know any relation from my childhood.

lf I marry a girl from a joint family,

l wish her family would become my family.

How beautiful life would be if l marry a girl from a joint family!

Have to call wife to bedroom in gestures only.

For more privacy, lying in home to spend in some hotel,

and act innocence at home as if nothing has happened,

if we don't eat, at least 10 people waiting for us without having lunch,

how happy one feels just thinking about it!

l don't have many wishes in life.

Wife must wake me up with hot coffee.

Brother-in-law must give me the newspaper.

Sister-in-law must come and say hot water is ready, brother-in-law.

After bath when l come to dine mother-in-law, aunts, sisters-in-law must serve food.

When I come home tired after office, entire family must welcome me.

lt's wonderful to hear. - Isn't it?

lt's interesting too.

Don't know where is the girl with such a family and when would she come to you.

Eat on time.

Look after your health.

There's no one here to advice you.

Bye dear.

What? Will you come back to home?

No daddy, l'll stay here.

Tell me clearly, would you like to come back?

No, I'll stay back.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

How come you are here?

This is my college, joined 10 days ago. Why are you so dull?

At this age girls must be sick of boys, what's this daddy and mummy sick?

You can't understand it. - Okay, come.

Let's meet warden and ask for the same room.

Stop on the left side, let's smoke and go.

One cigarette, Sathyam.

Come quickly. - I'm coming, l'm near by only.

He's finished today!

You come, someone is creating trouble here.- Get down!

Was the reverse gear found by your dad?

You're using it at your will.

How dare you call me like your wife!

One slap, your cheek will become Gulab Jamoon!

Would I let you? I think you put on weight eating all that stuff.

You're talking too much! l'll beat you with slippers.

Will you dare beat me?

Are you carrying in your bag? Bloody...

How dare you abuse my father!

Do you know who my father is! Do you know about my background?

Background? l'll kick you out of this place.

Buddy, calm down.

Background may be a large family. - You fool!

You're ready to marry even a dog if it has a large family.

Did you see her face and base?

l can get her do a lipo and run the family.