Chucky

Another three bodies were found

by the Hackensack Mall last night.

That brings the total body count to 11.

Police are still searching for the mass murderer.

Hi, Jake. Twenty bucks for that. Sound fair?

Twenty bucks?

It's got to be worth 20 bucks, right?

-Hey, where'd you get this? -I have no idea.

Must've been my daughter's, I guess.

Honestly, I don' t remember. You into vintage?

No, I'm into retro.

Oh, what's the difference?

- About 10 bucks. - Fair enough.

-Well, thanks, Mrs. Jolly. -Tell your dad I said hello.

Oh. Someone took the butcher knife.

What's up, detectives? It's me, Devon Evans.

Here in Hackensack,

the mayor likes to say the saints are always watching over us,

guiding our destinies and keeping us from harm.

Well, I call bullshit on that.

The mayor wants us to think

we're all living on Main Street in Disneyland, but the truth is,

Hackensack is a haven for the bizarre, the fucked-up,

and the straight.up criminally insane.

In the past year alone, our murder rate has spiked 25%.

In fact, we haven't seen this kind of violence here

since the Ray family murders in '65,

a bloodbath that gave birth

to one of the most notorious serial killers in history,

Charles Lee Ray.

Back in the day, he was one of us,

growing up right over on Sherwood Lane.

You won't read about it in the Times Dispatch,

but you can hear all about it right here, every week.

Until next time, fellow detectives,

this is Devon Evans bringing you... Hackenslash.

Binxie?

Here, Binx.

How you doing, Binxie?

Two heads are better than one, right?

Let's see what you're really made of.

Jake!

Jake, I'm home.

Hey.

Wanna play?

Jesus Christ, Jake, another frickin' doll?

Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend to the end.

Hidey-ho!

It's voice-activated.

Hey, I was thinking about using his head for the sculpture.

What do you think?

I don' t know. I'm no art critic.

Well, I'm not asking for a review, Dad. I just want your opinion.

It's cool, Jake.

Still think you're spending too much time on it.

Wouldn' t hurt you to get out of this room every once in a while.

Maybe you could, uh, ask a girl to a movie.

See a friend or something.

Friends come and go, in my experience.

The work lasts forever.

So does student debt.

You know it's almost impossible to make a living as an artist?

-Mom did. -That wasn' t a living.

That was a lifestyle, and it certainly didn' t pay the bills.

I did.

You know you're looking more and more like her every day?

Speaking of which,

I looked into that art camp, and I don' t think it's gonna work out.

-Why not? -It's 1,000 bucks, Jake.

I'm sorry. Maybe next year.

Besides, you don't wanna be away from me for a whole month, do you?

-You remember to take your pill today? -Not yet.

Well, you should take it. You're gonna need it.

- We're at DEFCON 1 tonight. - Why?

Your cousin's coming over for dinner, remember?

- Oh, shit. - "Shit" is right.

So this is fun.

Can' t remember last time we just sent out for pizza.

Hey, Luke, you got a little something on your, uh...

Other side. There you go.

-So how's business? -lt 's not worth talking about.

Sure, it is.

Things could be better.

I'm drowning.

Uh-- I could throw you a little business.

-Bree put a dent in her Lexus. -That'd be great...

if we handled bodywork.

But we don' t.

There's no shame in getting a little help.

- Who's ashamed? - You're my brother.

You'd do the same for me.

Come on, Logan.

When have you ever needed help?

Well, Junior has some news.

-Mom. -Guess who made regionals.

Holy shit. Oh, that's great, Junior.

Isn' t that great, Jake? Huh?

He's the best distance runner at Perry Middle since--

- Well, since his father. - Yeah!

But regionals is on the 10th.

It's the day I'm painting City Hall with the Scouts, remember?

You already made Eagle Scout, which reminds me,

you're gonna need another extracurricular.

Harvard's gonna want three.

If anyone can handle it, you can.

You know, Jake, the-- the Scouts are taking gays now.

You should totally come check it out.

-Junior. -What? It's true.

So what does that mean, exactly, Eagle Scout?

Did you, like, sell the most cookies?

No, while you were up in your room playing with dolls,

I organized a whole book drive for the homeless.

Yeah, because keeping up with Harry Potter

is the most pressing issue facing the homeless.

So, Jake, how is the sculpture coming along?

- Can we see it yet? - Soon.

Where do you get the dolls?

Thrift shops, yard sales, eBay, trash cans.

Andy Warhol once said,

"Just because something's been thrown away doesn' t make it garbage."

Wasn' t Warhol gay too?

- Junior, stop it. - What?

It's the 21 st century. It's cool to be gay now.

-Right, Jake? -It's a nonissue.

Yeah, it's like being left-handed or vegan.

Would you give it a rest?

He's 13 years old. He doesn' t know what he is.

Fourteen.

Excuse me. Lucas, where's your powder room?

It's upstairs where it's always been.

Hey, it's me.

Sorry. I-- I only have a minute. I'm with my family.

I just--

I just needed--

Can you hold on a minute?

Oh, my God!

Sorry, I thought someone was in here with me.

I really need to see you. Can I call you tomorrow?

Okay.

Binxie!

Here, Binx.

No more dolls, Jake.

Ever.

Binxie?

1,500 bucks?

Holy shit.

Hey, what up?

Still don' t understand why you're still into this stuff. It 's so freaking weird.

I think it's a better hobby than running.

Hey, Jake. Awesome Good Guy.

-I'm into vintage too. -Oh, he's retro.

-Wanna buy it? -No, thanks.

Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?

Yeah, sure.

This is really awkward, but do you think that you can,

like, maybe introduce me to your cousin?

- Junior? - Yeah.