Ready

"Let's go."

'My name is Prem. I was introduced to you in the end.'

Hello, Mr. Aasim. - HelIo!

'This is my famiIy. The people you see on the screen right now.. '

'The gentleman is my father.'

'And the lady is my mother.'

'My dad has a terrible habit of.. what was it again.. '

'Yes, of forgetting things.'

'Come, l will show you the proof.'

You are that. - That?

Welcome to the wedding. - Yes. Come inside and keep that.

The gift? - That. No, no, no, that. That.

PIease have a seat. - Please have a seat. - Thank you.

Welcome. Welcome. - HelIo. - HelIo.

Wow!

The steamed potatoes have no steam in them.

And there is no saffron in the saffron sweetmeat.

ReaIly?

What reaIly? I was just tasting them.

Look, what happened with all the tasting that you've done.

'That's Prem's uncle, Laxman Kapoor.'

'And his wife, Kiran.'

"I love you. I love you. I love you."

What is it? You are dancing with joy.

Why? - You didn't dance so much at our wedding.

l'm celebrating someone else's joy.

That was a suicide. - Suicide?

My joy. Does anyone dancing when he is happy?

Not suicide.

'That's Prem's uncle, Bharat Kapoor.'

'And his wife, Suman.'

Look, brothers, if there is that at that then that will happen.

What that and that will happen?

lf there is lack of anything at the wedding..

.. then we will get defamed. - Okay. Okay.

Don't worry, brother.. - Everything will be fine. - Sure?

'These three brothers love each other a lot.. '

'.. like Ram, Laxman and Bharat.'

'And co-incidentally their names are.. '

'.. Ram, Laxman, Bharat.'

By the way, where is my that? That?

Liquor bottle? - No, brother. Not during the day.

lt wilI ruin the wedding. - No, it is taIler than a bottle.

That.. That.. - The bride.

She is inside. - Not the bride. That.. That..

A child. - How can there be a chiId when he is not married?

My child. My child. - His child. Prem. Prem. Say that.

Where is that idiot? - No, brother. Don't call him an idiot.

This wedding is taking pIace because of him. - Yes.

Khushi would have never agreed..

.. if he wouldn't have reasoned it out with her. - Right.

'Khaman DhokIa'. - 'Khaman Dhokla'.. - Brother..

Gaurav had gone inside to meet Khushi for two minutes.

Half an hour has passed by. Go and check what's happening.

The auspicious hour is passing by. - Really?

'lt is their friend and neighbour Mr. Pathak's daughter's wedding.. '

'.. whose name co-incidentally is Khushi.'

Khushi. Khushi, my chiId.

Where are you?

Son-in-Iaw. Son-in-Iaw.. what happened?

Who did alI this? Where is Khushi?

She ran away. - She ran away?

She ran away with her lover. - Lover? Who is her lover?

Your neighbour, the Kapoors..

Their pampered, spoilt, rascal, scoundreI son. Prem.

"Girls are the most intoxicating thing in the world."

"Everyone I see here is surrounded by beauty."

"Everyone is philandering in name of love."

"If l do so I am of a loose character."

"Boys are the most intoxicating thing in the world."

"Everyone you see is surrounded by beauty."

"Everyone is philandering in name of love."

"If l do so I am of a loose character."

"It's a simple formuIa."

"The fundamental of love is holIow."

"If the thirst is satisfied.. "

".. my heart stays cool."

"Why do people make false promises by hoIding someone's hands?"

"Only a fool can say 'love you forever'."

"One just needs to drink it."

"The nectar of youth is intoxicating."

"What difference does it make.. "

".. whether you are hoIding Munni or SheiIa in your arms?"

"Everyone is philandering in name of love."

"If l do so I am of a loose character."

"This discussing is popular on Facebook."

"The fun lies in the first look."

"Who looks at a beautiful face again and again?"

"In the frame of the heart.. "

".. why should there be the same picture."

"You should change it every day like the calendar."

"The thinner the waist the more fun it is."

"It's all good for me."

lt doesn't matter if the colour of the eyes is black or blue."

"Everyone is philandering in name of love."

"If l do so I am of a loose character."

"Girls are the most intoxicating thing in the world."

"Everyone you see is surrounded by beauty."

"Everyone is philandering in name of love."

"If l do so I am of a loose character."

Documents? - Ready.

Witness?

Ready, sir.

The bride? - Ready.

The groom? - He's ready as weIl.

Then sign here. - Okay.

Thank you.

Take this.

Here you go.

Exchange the garlands.

You are now husband and wife.

Click a photograph.

Just a second. Click it. Click it.

Congratulations.

Thank you. l was not in town.

lf you wouldn't have helped her run away..

.. her father would have got her married to someone else.

Yes. And I would have become someone else's wife.

Not a chance.

Here's my card.

You are a registrar here. We know.

No, no, no. This is my other card.

l'm also a divorce Iawyer.

l've dissolved more marriages than I've performed.

And Iooking at the two of you I feel..

.. that you will definitely need me in future.

l know Iove is blind.

But marriage makes everyone see things clearly.

Do you see things cIearly?

l'm still blind.

l've already married thrice.

l'm waiting to get married for the fourth time.

What kind of a man is he? - Thank you.

Let's go. Let's go. We don't want your card.

Sir. Sir, at least take the card. Sir..

Who is he? - He was getting married to her.

Look, brother, she was being forcefulIy to marry you.

And that's why.. - Forget it. l was being forced to marry her.

What? - l had come to telI Khushi that I love Kiran.

But l didn't get a chance to talk.

l was hit with a stick on my head and I fell unconscious.

l won't spare you. - Brother, no..

Stop it, Gaurav. Stop it.

We should thank them. - Yes.

We wouIdn't be together if he wouldn't have helped Khushi eIope.

Say thanks.

Kiran. - Hi. How are you?

Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Hurry up, the two of you. Come here and get married.

l have to go and get someone divorced.

Let's go.

lt's time for our flight as well. We'll make a move.

Thank you so much. - See you. Take care.

Brother Prem. - What?

Brother Prem, everyone inside..

Pathak shitting petrol.

Shitting? - Seating sofa.

Oh, seating. - Yes.

Okay. You parking bike. l'm seeing how much shitting.

He is here. He is here. He is here.

l'Il set myself on fire. l'Il kiIl myself.

This drama has been going on since last night.

Neither is he sleeping nor is he letting us sleep.

Whenever he dries a little he wets himself again with petrol.

Mr. Pathak, if you wish to set yourseIf on fire..

.. pIease do so outside, in the garden.

Why are you burning our house with you? - Quiet.

Yes, exactly.

You heard that? You heard that?

After ruining my family he is talking about his house.

Daddy, why don't you dive and snatch it?

Shut up. You have done that. - A wrong thing.

A wrong thing. Yes. - Stay away. Stay away. Stay away.

l'Il set myself on fire.

Brother.. - Stay away. Stay away. Stay away.

Brother, Khushi is not just your daughter but his friend as weIl.

Yes. - Yes.

l'm sure she must have seen something special in Raju.

l'm sure the day you see them happy, you wiIl forgive them.

That day wiIl never come in my life.

And there are hardly any days left in my life.

Perhaps not even one.

Yes. He is right.

He is right, right? Then keep this aside.

l'Il commit suicide. - You..

l'Il commit suicide. - Who are you threatening?

l'Il help you.

Does anyone have a Iighter?

No, l don't have it.

This lighter.. - You started smoking? - You started smoking?

Shame on you. - Brother, l didn't..

Don't change the topic.

What were you saying?

l'Il help you deep fry.

What are you doing?

Prem? - What is this?

What are you doing? What are you doing, Prem?

Prem? Prem? - Will Mr. Pathak's death affect anyone of you?

No. - No. - WilI the world end?

What.. What.. What..