Hung

* need a new love?

* hey, i'm ready

* want my time?

* i'm willing, yeah

* 'cause i'm the one

* who's gonna show

* when there's nobody

* i'll be your man

* yeah, i'm the one

* who's gonna show

* when there's nobody

* i'll be your man

* i'll be your man

* all right.

lyndie: coach ray drecker,

a west lakefield legend.

he started out as west lakefield's star athlete

And a member of the legendary wolves class of '84

When he lettered in three sports.

After attending university of central florida

On a prestigious baseball scholarship,

Coach ray chose to return to west lakefield high

as a coach, history teacher

and all-around inspiration.

ray's voice: not only did she make me sound like a turd,

she left out the best parts.

like my contract with the braves

and my ligament injury,

like how i tasted and came close to greatness.

lyndie: since then, coach ray has been with us

Through thick and thin.

Through the good times and the bad times,

coach drecker's always there when we need him.

ray's voice: is that what i was to them?

the guy who was there?

the guy they can count on to stay behind when they leave?

...and go to college and forget our high school days,

Coach drecker will be here.

- ( phone ringing ) - coach drecker is always here for us.

which is why the student council has chosen to make coach ray

the recipient of our fall fundraiser,

"meet you at the carwash."

Okay.

Coach, we know you lost your roof in the fire.

So we thought we'd buy you a structural beam.

We think this $235 will buy you about 1 1/2 beams,

Depending on the quality of the wood.

We hope you enjoy the beams for many years to come.

ray's voice: then they gave me the pickle jar.

this is ray. i lost my old phone in the fire,

so make sure and leave your number.

Ray, you have to give me an answer, okay?

At least tell me which way you're leaning,

Because this train is really leaving the station.

Did you bring pictures?

Uh, no.

Well, how can i choose then?

You have to trust me. i choose for you.

It's a responsibility i take very seriously,

Very seriously in every way.

It's what i do.

What if you send me some kind of freak?

Not gonna happen. i would never employ a freaky guy.

I really just want somebody calm and normal.

No liars or addicts or drug users.

That's why a service like mine can come in so handy, molly.

I personally vet

Every individual who works for me.

And as you can see, i'm a woman just like you.

A normal person sitting across the table.

I don't like the idea of some muscled-out-

Shiny-looking-probably-gay boy gyrating on me.

Anonymous sex ads are a turnoff,

But that doesn't mean that i don't feel

Very sexy sometimes

And wish that life could be a little more simple,

You know, in that way.

Yeah, it's really true.

Yeah, i can understand what reasonable women want

Because i am one of those women.

That's why we're called happiness consultants.

Here, let me give you one of our refrigerator magnets.

It's a freebie.

Oh.

- oh. - yeah.

Make sure you throw me a good-looking one then.

Naturally.

And make sure he doesn't have a small...

- you know... - yeah.

...wiener.

Lenore said she'd never had such--

- uh-huh. - look...

I get enough teeny-weeny dick already.

Don't even send me medium size. i'm not even kidding.

Molly, relax.

We have no problems in that arena.

Oh my god.

Can you believe the things lenore introduces me to?

I mean, it's not like i do this every day of the week.

Did lenore mention the price?

She said i should pay upfront.

300.

That's a 50% first-time discount

I only give that to lenore's friends.

Okay.

So when should i get that to you?

Well, i'm good to wait right here if you want to, um...

Go get it at the atm.

- oh. - it's got a very reasonable surcharge.

Uh, how do you keep from shooting yourself?

Try to keep one foot in front of the other.

I was going to put up a roof beam this weekend.

Okay.

- well, thanks for showing it to me. - sure.

I hope it stops the problems.

Yeah, me too.

Why in the world would i have nightmares about this place?

All of my possessions did not get burned up.

None of my stuff was even here.

Right. just all my stuff.

Exactly.

- i should go. - yeah.

Oh, by the way,

I'm thinking of flying darb to new york tomorrow.

You know, like unexpectedly. take her to "mamma mia."

Tomorrow is my night, jess.

I know, but she's depressed, ray. it's boy trouble.

I don't think dad's night at the drive-in is really gonna cheer her up.

Maybe it will cheer her up.

Maybe dad's night at the drive-in is just what she needs.

Hey, look.

Something of mine was here.

Huh, my nutcracker.

- hey, do you mind? - no, you have at it.

Go crack some nuts.

ray's voice: 20 years of marriage

and she misses the nutcracker.

What the hell is she looking at?

It's called work, lady.

ray's voice: one foot in front of the other.

it sounded so easy when mom used to say it.

"just put one foot in front of the other

and good things will come."

Ray. ray!

You never called me back.

ray, i know you're in there.

It's freezing out here so i'm coming in.

So are you quitting or not?

Come on, ray, knock it off.

You're leaving me hanging out on a limb.

Come on, tanya. i can't deal with this right now.

- are you getting sick? - no.

Seriously, i don't mean to be negative,

But th is how people get pneumonia and die.

I'm a camper.

I can camp out here all winter if i need to.

Could you please not be arrogant about your health?

A man your age needs heat.

What do you mean, a man my age?

I have a confession to make. i booked you two appointments tomorrow.

They're lenore's recommendations. it's no bullshit, ray.

A very nice womannamed molly want you tomorrow afternoon.

I can't.

Tomorrow i'm busy.

- what makes you so busy? - i'm putting in a roof beam.

A roof-- by yourself?

Are you delusional?

Men have built homes with their bare hands for centuries.

And i'm going to do it with whatever cash comes my way.

Starting with this pickle jar.

These are very wealthy prospects, ray.

They could easily turn into regulars.

Do you know what that means?

They both prepaid in advance, cash.

Probably a lot more than what's in that pickle jar.

So if you ask me, i think that you should

Postpone your roof project.

- richard? - uh...

Are you richard?

Are you molly?

Oh.

You're very, uh...

You seem like a very nice woman.

Thank you.

You're very...

Handsome. very attractive.

Um... thanks.

- you're not a private investigator, are you? - a what?

I just suddenly thought, "oh great, my husband hired a p.i."

So you don't have a camera hidden somewhere on your body?

nope.

- can i check? - um, sure.

Okay.

Listen, do you have any aspirin?

I have ibuprofen.

- do you want some? - great.

Whoa, molly.

I'm feeling so lousy.

I've been spending a lot of time outdoors.

Are you gonna be okay?