Tu Mera 22 Main Tera 22

What now?

What now?

Stop, stop, stop-

You boys, how come you are here?

We want to go to Australia. - Australia?

Tell him.

"Sir, he means from here we want to go to the airport"

and from there to Australia. - Come sit.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

People tell me to sing a song.

Tell us something about your childhood.

I say, let it be. Forget this matter.

We used to do a lot of mischief.

Our father used to be very harassed.

Monday to Sunday Sunday to Monday

We were harassed every day.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You will fall in trouble.

Stop all this nonsense.

Leave all your friends.

They teach you all wrong things.

They get into trouble all the time.

Because of them, you don't come home all night.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

My favourite is Salman Khan.

My elder brother liked Shahrukh Khan.

Daddy had taken good care of us.

But we did get in trouble sometimes.

Brother used to take of matters at time.

I too would handle matters.

We used to keep each other's secret.

So that our secrets were not revealed.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

You are my brother, I am your brother.

The way our company turnover is increasing..

I think we should increase our charity fund too.

Charity is injurious..

Unless it helps recipient to become independent of it.

I mean to say, sir, isn't our company doing a bit too much charity?

Rohit, how much ever we do, is less.

I have a lot of debts of Punjab on myself.

The few rupees I brought from there..

From that I have built an empire of 2 billion dollars.

Sir, there is a bill. - Bill?

What bill? - A bill from the disco.

Bobby and Rolly went to the club and got into a fight..

And broke all the things there.

When will these boys learn?

When they were young, I gave them tuitions of speaking Punjabi..

They speak good Punjabi now but..

I am sad about one thing that even though they learnt Punjabi..

They could not link to the Punjabi culture.

When they were young, their mother expired.

I could not leave work and go to Punjab.

Now I only wish that some good proposals come from girls from Punjab.

Look, everyone wants to make my daughter their daughter-in-law.

She does all the house work.

Speaks softly. And she is fair too.

Wherever she goes, she will brighten the house.

Look, there are a lot of proposals for our son too.

He does a government job.

Government jobs are easy to get nowadays?

That is fine.

Look, uncle, I don't like to talk too much.

But I want such a girl who will serve me and my parents.

She will do, son. Our daughter will surely serve.

Yes, she will surely serve. Say something.

I will do.

Shalu, if you want to talk privately to the girl then..

Mini, show your room to Shalu. Go.

Go, son.

How did you like our daughter?

Looks like you have kept that hockey stick to play.

No.

To beat boys. - What?

The neighborhood boy was teasing me.

I beat him up with this hockey stick.

He got 16 stitches. - Then?

Then there was such a scare of me.

That boys who came to see me, just run away.

After that I did not need this. Let it be.

What were you saying outside?

That you want such a girl who serves you and your parents.

Yes. - Why?

Are you all from some Kings' family?

You want to marry a girl or a maid-servant?

I made a mistake.

Now you go outside and refuse this proposal..

"Because if I refuse, you will be insulted. Okay?"

Come. - Fine.

But.. take your veil on your head, please.

Okay bye.

Mummy.. mummy, lets go home. - Why?

My thoughts are not the same as this girl's.

What happened, son? - Listen.

Ask him what happened. - Sister, wait a minute.

"Listen to me. Brother.. I say, listen"

This girl has harassed us.

What did you say to him?

I did not say anything. Where is brother?

Where is brother? The drunkard is locked inside.

Idiot, because of you, I have to refuse proposals.

They want that I leave this house as soon as possible.

You will not stop drinking and they will..

Become the owners of all our property.

I wish to stop but the guy who sells this stuff to me does not leave me.

You tell me, who sells this stuff to you.

I will break his bones with the hockey stick.

Don't you wish that you leave your drinking habit..

And I get married to a nice boy.

I have everything today, Liza.

Money, property, a big house.

I don't have true love.

How sweet. - Really?

Money, property, a big house, cars.

But I have never found true love.

Excuse me sir, may I interrupt you for a second. - Go ahead.

Your card is not working.

Check your machine.

Yes, dad. - Son, you must have come to know by now..

That your credit card has been blocked. - What?

So along with your useless brother, come back home asap.

Excuse me. You know what..

Forget it.

Just coming..

L.. I am just..

Dad..

Can I ask why did you block my card? - Ours?

Sorry. Why did you block our cards?

I had to do it. Because I felt your games will not stop.

So the time has come, for us to talk face to face.

So the thing is, if you want to stay in this house..

You will have to agree to one condition of mine.

We are not going to agree to any condition.

It's not going to happen, right.

"Improve yourselves, otherwise pack your bags"

and get lost from here.

Dad, if this is a joke, then I don't like such jokes at all. Okay?

Daddy is joking.

But it's a terrible joke.

You know he's funny, man. Funny daddy.

Look gentlemen..

I am serious.

The whole of Australia is willing to adopt both of us. Okay?

Okay. Out!

Dad, now we don't want anything from this house. - Yes.

We will make our own world. - Yes.

Did you take the car keys? - Yes, I did. -Good.

Dare you take anything from this house.

Keep everything down.

Listen with your ears wide open.

From today you will not even get food from this house.

Listen to one thing, dad.

Don't try to call us back by putting us under mother's oath.

Mummy..

We will never come back to this house.

Now will you go or shall I throw you out.

Get out from here..

I am really hungry. Get me something to eat.

I'm not hungry?

Buy me this one, or this one.

I don't have the money. what to do?

Come on.

Eat.

What happened?

You have returned?

We have not come just like that.

We have promised mummy before she died..

That we will never leave you and go.

Mummy.. - Enough.. you eat.

Daddy will not say anything.

This has become an emotional matter. - Shut up.

As cunning as they are.. You are equally innocent.

Rascals, I had told you both that from today..

There will be no food for you here.

These are yesterday's leftovers. Ask him - Yes, sir.

Shut up. By now you both must have realized..

That you have no status without money.

Now listen to me carefully.

There is no one to adopt you here in Australia.

Go to office tomorrow.

There is a very important job for you both.

If you do it then fine..

Otherwise" - Otherwise? - Otherwise?

Go to office tomorrow.