Gravity Falls

Ah, summer break...

- You want cheese on that hon? - Sure, Hank.

A time for leisure, recreation,

and takin' 'er easy...

Unless you're me.

Aaaah!!!

It's getting closer!

My name is Dipper.

The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel.

You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart

fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

- Aah! - Aaah!

- Look out! - Aahh!

Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

Let's rewind.

It all began

when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.

They shipped us up north to a sleepy town

called Gravity Falls, Oregon,

to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.

This attic is amazing!

Check out all my splinters!

Baaa!

And there's a goat on my bed.

Hey, friend.

Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha!

My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.

Yay! Grass!

But I was having a hard time

getting used to our new surroundings.

- Boo! - Aaaah!

Aha ha ha ha!

And then was our great-uncle Stan...

that guy.

Aha ha ha ha...

It was worth it.

Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap

he called the Mystery Shack.

The real mystery was why anyone came.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold...

And guess who had to work there.

Oh!

No touching the merchandise!

It looked like it was gonna be the same boring routine

all summer,

until one fateful day...

He's looking at it. He's looking at it!

Uh...

"Do you like me?

"Yes. Definitely.

Absolutely"?

- I rigged it! - Mabel,

I know you're going through your whole "boy crazy" phase,

- but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part. - What?!

Come on, Dipper!

This is our first summer away from home.

It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.

Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?

My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams.

I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, my gosh, you like turtles?

I like turtles too. What is happening here?

Come one, come all,

to the mattress prince's kingdom of savings!

- Take me with you. - Aaah!

Mock all you want, brother,

but I got a good feeling about this summer.

I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams

walked through that door right now.

Oh! Oh! Not good. Ow.

- Oh, why?! - Ha ha ha!

All right, look alive, people.

I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.

- Not it! - Not it! - Uh, also not it.

Nobody asked you, Soos.

I know, and I'm comfortable with that.

Wendy! I need you to put up this sign!

I would, but I... uhh... can't... uhh... reach it.

I'd fire all of you if I could.

All right, let's make it eeny-meeny-miney...

- You. - Oh! What?

Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched.

- Ahh, this again. - I'm telling you,

Something weird is going on in this town.

Just today my mosquito bites spelled out "beware."

That says "bewarb."

Look, kid, the whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend

drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.

So quit being so paranoid!

Ugh. Grunkle Stan.

Nobody ever believes anything I say.

Huh?

Baaa!

What the...?

"It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying

the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."

What is all this?

"Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.

"I'm being watched.

"I must hide this book before he finds it.

Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust."

No one you can trust...

- Hello! - Aaah!

Whatcha readin'? Some nerd thing?

Uh... uh... it's nothing.

"Uh-uh... it's nothing."

What? Are you actually not gonna show me?

Uh...

Let's go somewhere private.

It's amazing!

Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,

but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.

Whoa! Shut up!

After a certain point,

the pages just stop,

like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared.

Who's that?

Well, time to spill the beans.

Broop. Beans.

This girl's got a date. Whoo whoo!

- Ha ha ha! - Let me get this straight.

In the half hour I was gone you already found a boyfriend?

What can I say?

I guess I'm just irresistible!

Oh!

Coming!

- What you readin' there, slick? - Oh!

I was just catchin' up on, uh...

- "Gold chains for old men magazine"? - That's a good issue.

Hey, family!

Say hello to my new boyfriend!

'Sup?

- Hey. - How's it hangin'.

We met at the cemetery. He's really deep.

Ooh! Little muscle there.

What... what a surprise.

So what's your name?

Uh... Normal... Man!

He means "Norman."

Are you bleeding, Norman?

It's jam.

Oh! I love jam!

Look at this!

So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever?

Oh! Oh, my goodness.

Don't wait up!

There was something about Norman that wasn't right.

I decided to consult the journal...

"Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes,

"these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers?!

"Beware Gravity Falls's nefarious...

'Sup?

Zombie!"

Did somebody say "cromby"? What is that, "cromby"?

It's not even a word. You're losin' your mind.

I like you.

Oh, no! Mabel!

- No! No, Mabel! Watch out! - Uhh!

Aaaah!

Uhh.

Daisies?

You scallywag!

Is my sister really dating a zombie,

or am I just going nuts?

It's a dilemma, to be sure.

I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.

Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend.

He's gotta be a zombie, right?

Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat?

- Zero. - Look, dude, I believe you.

I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town.

Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

But you gotta have evidence.

Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock.

As always, Soos, you're right.

My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.

Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!

I am needed elsewhere.

My sister could be in trouble.

It was time to get some evidence.

Aaauuggh!

Aaah!

Aauggh!

I'd seen enough.

Mabel, we've gotta talk about Norman.

Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!

- Aaah! - Ha ha!

Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower.

Kissing practice!

Mmm... Mmm...

Aah! Turn it off!

Turn it off!

- That was fun. - No! Mabel, listen.

I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!

You think he might be a vampire?

That would be so awesome!

Guess again, sister.

- Sha-bam! - Aaah!

Oh, wait. I'm... I'm sorry.

- Sha-bam! - A zombie?