Full House

Okay, girls now remember when my grandparents step off the plane

we're gonna say "Welcome to America," in Greek.

Okay, now, what are we gonna say?

Welcome to America, in Greek.

Alright, now that we got that out of our system

let's try it for real like we practiced, ready?

Very good. Come on, Michelle.

Are you nuts?

Alright, let's just practice givin' 'em a kiss, shall we?

[Jesse Frederick singing "Everywhere You Look"]

Let's go, we gotta meet that plane.

Danny, Joey, let's go!

Jess, you're not gonna believe this, I just called the airlines

your grandparents landed early.

Already, how could they land?

Well, the plane slows down the wheels pop up

pilot comes out, "Please extinguish all smoking‐‐"

Yeah, I know how the planes lands.

My grandparents have come all the way from Greece

to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary

and they're probably wandering around the airport

lost, scared, diffused.

Oh, my God, they're here.

Okay, everybody, get ready.

Very good.

What kind of‐‐

That's better but you still owe me for taxi!

My beautiful Jesse!

Aw, Yaya Gina.

‐ Papouli Iorgos. ‐ 'Huh.'

‐ Help! ‐ 'Alright, alright.'

Gina, Gina.

Gina! Save some tears.

You got lots more people to meet.

May I present, the father of your great‐grandchildren

‐ Danny Tanner. ‐ Oh.

Oh, this is nice.

My

is your

Thank you very much

but we brought our own underwear.

Let me get back to you on that one, okay?

And these are your great‐grandchildren.

This is D. J., Stephanie, and little Michelle.

Oh.

Who‐who is this man?

That's Joey. He lives in the garage

and he's a comedian, Joey, show 'em your Bullwinkle.

Well, I sure hope, you get American cartoons

because, well, if not

I'm making some first impression, hmm.

We have funny man like Joey in Pompadoras

Nikos, the village idiot.

We bring you big surprise visitors.

Gina.

Jesse, your cousin Dmitri

he make you the godfather of his little girl Melina.

Hey! That's my face.

Well, there's a slight family resemblance.

You might say.

Hi, Melina.

Michelle, why don't you take Melina up to your room

and show he where she's gonna be staying, okay?

You got it, dude.

Come on, chicks.

You're very pretty.

Did you bring anybody that looks like me?

No, but we did bring Sylvio Banalakis.

Sylvio!

He's always dreamed of coming to America.

I see your picture every day

in house of your great‐grandfather.

You are even more beautiful in person.

Ooh, my Lanta.

Papuli, are we related?

‐ No. ‐ Yes!

Ah, Sylvio, come on, I'll show you my room.

Steph, I'm sure your Yaya Gina

would love to see your room, too.

Okay, dad, we'll keep an eye on 'em.

Good girl, don't ever grow up.

‐ Okay? ‐ Okay.

Sylvio Banalakis.

Papuli, didn't he have an older sister?

‐ Yes. ‐ What was her name?

‐ Elena. ‐ 'Yeah, Elena..'

‐ Elena. ‐ 'Jesse.'

Have merc..

Have Mercedes come to Greece yet?

Uh, come with me, I‐I will, um, I will show you my..

You have a volcano in the kitchen?

I take it, this is not your grandmother.

No, no, this is.. This is little Elena.

Gosh, I haven't seen little Elena since I was 14

when you were little.

Little Elena, this is, uh..

‐ Big Becky. ‐ Big Becky.

This is.. This is big Becky.

Your grandfather told me, you were not married.

Uh, no, no, we're not married, but Becky's my..

‐ Girlfriend. ‐ Girlfriend.

Becky's, my girlfriend.

And I'm sure the three of us are gonna have

a darn nifty time together, right?

Right.

Yeah, right.

I see it, but I don't believe it.

This is Pinky, my pig.

Hey, twinsters.

Why do we look the same?

Well, because, uh, you're cousins.

Nikos.

Nikos.

More moussaka, Jesse?

Yes, please.

Hey, Jess, take a break, huh?

You've been eating for three hours.

Do you remember our picnic on the top of Mount Pompadoras?

Yeah, I remember, it was.. It was raining

and we had to hide under your blanket

and we had those red seedless grapes

you kept feeding 'em to me, one by one, but..

Hardly remember it.

I better check on the Baklava, honey?

Yes, dear.

I mean, do you want honey on your Baklava?

Yeah, of course I do, what's Baklava without honey?

Right, honey?

Jess, honey!

This woman didn't fly 12,000 miles just to stuff

your face full of moussaka

now what's going on between you two?

Oh, come on, Becky, nothing, you know, I feel about you.

Nothing could come between us.

Baklava.

Careful. It's very hot stuff.

Ah, Stephanie, you learn the Zorba dance so fast.

Thanks, Yaya, I'll teach you an American dance.

Want to vogue? Strike a pose.

Steph, what have you done to grandma?

We're vogue‐ing.

Strike pose.

Has anybody seen D. J.?

She's at the mall with Sylvio.

She's alone with Sylvio?

Not to worry, Sylvio is fine boy

so much like Jesse when he was young.

Oh, that's very comforting.

Comet, this is D. J.'s sock.

Pick up the scent, Comet, find D. J., find D. J.

Dad, that's Comet

not Lassie.

How did you like your first Slurpee?

Well, I've never slurped with a girl before.

How did I do?

Great, you slurped at just the right speed.

Oh, I was very nervous.

The stars are so pretty.

The prettiest stars

are in your eyes.

Sure, Comet, we can go

for a walk, come on boy.

Come here, Comet that's a good..

Oh! Look, it's D. J., well what do you know?

Dad, were you spying on me?

Trust me, if I was spying I would've been out here

way before all that star talk.