Lupin Zero - First Season

Check out the mug on that guy!

It's so absurd.

If you think about it, the whole thing's absurd.

Hm?

I just mean that real life doesn't work how things in the movies do.

What the hell?!

Bring the movie back!

It was just getting' good!

That's gonna take time to fix.

Wanna leave?

The show must go on!

And we've got a gunman right here!

"I never can please you. I was just covering you in case of trouble!"

"Before anybody kills me they got to get my okay!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Hell yeah, gunman!

Holy moly! That's a real pistol!

Hey! Get down from there!

Whaddya we do, Kid? It's a lawman.

We hightail it outta here, Doc!

Gallop, gallop!

Neigh!

Hi, Jose! They've got you working late, huh?

Afraid so, we just can't catch a break!

Right, Brook?

No kidding, it's nearly Christmas!

Well, Santa's not giving me any presents.

Oh please! You gotta help Brook!

What's going on, Jennifer?

He got pinned underneath the car!

Pretty please! I can't do anything on my own!

Uh, sure!

Leave it to me!

Oh, I just love guys with big muscles!

Now that's a big whopper.

Well, it's about what I expected.

That would look nice on her.

But no, maybe that one's better...

Getting something for your girlfriend, sir?

Well, I wouldn't say that...

Is Ms. Yoko around?

Nah, she's taking time off. Got some bad bruises.

Bruises?

From a guy.

Seems that she's been dating a real asshole, lately.

Keeps showing up with all sorts of injuries.

But this time it was on her face,

which wouldn't go over well with the customers here.

Yoko? It's me, Lupin!

Hi, Yoko!

Yoko's not here right now.

So, are you the guy she's been dating?

None of your business, kid.

Oh yeah? Did that look like something a kid can d-

Lupin?!

Are you all right, Lupin?!

Stop it, Gaucho. I'm friends with this kid.

Yoko! Is he the guy who hit you?!

Yeah.

Lupin, you need to go.

No way!

This is an adult problem that's between the two of us.

Kids like you should stay out of it.

But...

Don't ever come back.

You're dead meat the next time I see you.

Why did you lie to him like that?

Because it's basically my fault.

I'm the one who sent you to get close to that man in the first place.

But I volunteered for it.

And besides, I'm used to this stuff. You already know that.

Here, the M65's manual.

You're amazing, Yoko!

With this, I can ignite another revolution!

I must insist you stop putting yourself in danger, young master.

You're disobeying your father's wishes.

Aw shaddup!

I only lost because I was caught off guard! And that's never gonna happen again!

That's not the way I see it.

Huh?

Those wounds are telling me you got totally railroaded.

You didn't even land a single punch, didja?

I know you're not weak.

Which means that whoever you were fighting must have been a seasoned pro.

Lupin... you need to let this go.

Say what?!

You're gonna walk the straight and narrow, yeah?

Then it's about time you quit all the daredevil antics.

Who said I was walking the straight and narrow?!

Fine.

Does that mean you're going to follow your gramps and become a thief instead?

There's no way in hell I'm obeying that crazy windbag.

So what else are you gonna do?

You're refusing every option being offered to you,

just like a baby throwing a tantrum!

Young master.

Lupin.

Believe it or not, I have blood on my hands.

I've killed more than once.

Quite a lot, actually.

So take it from me, Lupin...

you still have a chance to get out clean.

Go back to the sunny side of life, rich kid.

I'm not... a rich kid.

If you say so.

Lupin.

Hanging around and getting into hijinks with you was a gas.

So long, man.

When you consider the heavy security presence,

it should be impossible for any run-of-the-mill thief

to steal such a thing from a U.S. Army base.

Indeed.

It would not have posed a challenge for the great Arsène Lupin.

So, does that mean...?

No, I didn't steal it.

Then who on earth could have?

The only thief with poor enough taste to steal THAT...

would be my lamebrain of a son.

Whoa! This thing's huge!

How'd anybody manage to steal it?

Excellent work!

Your reputation really does precede you.

Ah yes, the top-secret locations of Soviet missile silos.

Thanks for these.

You're not going to ask me what I plan to use that thing for?

I find the key to success in this business is not asking any unnecessary questions.

Very smart.

It's a done deal!

This puts us one step closer to completing the Lupin Empire.

Shhh!

We're not there just yet.

Ow, ow, ow!

Does this mean Tokyo will go up in flames again?

I've never known men like him to hesitate.

We'll need to escape Tokyo quickly. And bring my son with us.

That might prove difficult.

Why?

Because the young master isn't going to follow you so willingly.

Aw, jeez! He's such pain in the ass!

He gets it from you.

All right, for the next question...

Daisuke Jigen!

He's not here, sir!

When is he ever?

How disappointing.

I thought he had started coming more, but now we're just back to square one!

I'm afraid she quit. Told me over the phone.

You have any idea where she might have gone to?

No... not at all.

Well, this blows.

Everybody just decided to vanish on me...

Are you sure? You don't want the old man for this?

He's actually the one who recommended you for the job.

He guaranteed us...

that you wouldn't cock it up.

Okay. Give me the specifics.

The job is to catch a thief.

We've got word that they stole some huge ass fireworks from Okinawa.

It must be found immediately!

Prime Minister!

J-just imagine the utter catastrophe if they fired it upon Tokyo!

That's not even the worst scenario!

Consider what happens if they launch it towards Beijing or Vladivostok!

It'll be another war!

Well, are you absolutely sure